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Sometimes she swallows too! Ain't she special? Even after ya'll are married? You must have a damn good prenup... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

That might be a good cheesy pickup line too.

We only make fun of the people we like, but in your case we made an exception. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Ladies and gentleman, your host, Lawrocket. A man with a face for Internet posting... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Who's coming from or through Orlando? I may have a friend that needs a ride.

Found the routine but a crappy version About three minutes in. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRWR1HdvPQY Found a funny unrelated bit by Patton Oswalt too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBU9lcTikJk&feature=channel Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

since when did I get nominated for the list? Have yo been scheming with doc again That would imply we ever stopped scheming... Let's just say any suspicions I had of your worthiness to be nominated were eliminated at LP.

Just got an international DD from him, Him and his cohorts have run the Peru airport bar out of 3 different beers so now they are off to the city bars. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

d_squared431 LuckyMcSwervy DFWAJG Ladydyver Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

So when it does, should we take you off the list? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

What the hell?! That's a children's song? I need someone to sing that one to me! How about the Smothers Brothers... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Kj_ZoQZUps Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

A list of children's songs off a website, Excel, and some boredom can be a bad combo... A Hunting We Will Go In my Pants ABC's (The Alphabet Song) In my Pants Alice the Camel In my Pants All God's Critters In my Pants All I Want for Christmas In my Pants All the Pretty Little Horses In my Pants Alouette In my Pants Alphabet Love Song -- (A) You're Adorable In my Pants Alphabet Song In my Pants Amazing Grace In my Pants Angels Watching Over Me In my Pants Animal Fair In my Pants Ants Go Marching In my Pants Apples and Bananas In my Pants Apples and Oranges In my Pants A-Tisket, A-Tasket In my Pants Baa Baa Black Sheep In my Pants B-A-Bay In my Pants Babes in the Woods In my Pants Baby Beluga In my Pants Baby Bumble Bee In my Pants Barney Marching Song In my Pants Be Kind to Your Web-Footed Friends In my Pants Bear (the Other Day) In my Pants Bear in Tennis Shoes In my Pants Bear Went Over the Mountain In my Pants Bed In Summer In my Pants Betty Botter In my Pants Bicycle Built For Two In my Pants Big Rock Candy Mountain In my Pants Bile Dat Cabbage Down In my Pants Billy Blunder In my Pants Billy Boy In my Pants Bingo In my Pants Blow the Man Down In my Pants Blue Tail Fly In my Pants Boom, Boom, Ain't It Great to be Crazy? In my Pants Brahm's Lullaby In my Pants Buffalo Gals In my Pants Buffalo Gals 2 In my Pants Bunny Hop In my Pants Bushel and a Peck In my Pants Candyman In my Pants Casper the Friendly Ghost In my Pants Catalina Madalina In my Pants Chicken In my Pants Cincinnati Dancing Pig In my Pants Clementine In my Pants Come Little Leaves In my Pants Cover Your Mouth In my Pants Crawdad Song In my Pants Daisy In my Pants Ding Dong In my Pants Do Re Mi In my Pants Do Your Ears Hang Low In my Pants Don't Disturb the Ladybug In my Pants Down By the Bay In my Pants Down by the Station In my Pants Down in the Valley In my Pants Dry Bones In my Pants Eensy, Weensy Spider In my Pants Farmer in the Dell In my Pants Farmer in the Dell 2 In my Pants Fifty Nifty United States In my Pants First Grade, First Grade In my Pants Five Little Ducks In my Pants Five Little Ducks 2 In my Pants Five Little Fishies In my Pants Five Little Froggies In my Pants Five Little Mice In my Pants Five Little Monkies In my Pants Flintstone's Theme In my Pants Frère Jacques In my Pants Friends Are Special In my Pants Frog Went a Courtin In my Pants Froggie in the Bathtub In my Pants Get Your Adverbs Here In my Pants Go Bananas In my Pants Go to Sleep My Little Buckaroo In my Pants Going on a Lion Hunt In my Pants Grandfather's Clock In my Pants Had a Little Rooster In my Pants Hand on My Head [What Have I Here? In my Pants Happy & You Know It In my Pants Happy Birthday to You In my Pants Happy Days Are Here Again In my Pants Happy Trails to You In my Pants Have You Ever Been Fishing In my Pants Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes In my Pants Here Comes Peter Cottontail In my Pants He's Got the Whole World in His Hands In my Pants Hey Diddle Diddle In my Pants Hickory Dickory Dock In my Pants High Hopes In my Pants Hinky Dinky In my Pants Hokey Pokey In my Pants Home On the Range In my Pants Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight In my Pants House At Pooh Corner In my Pants How Much is That Doggie in the Window? In my Pants How Much is That Doggie... In my Pants Humpty Dumpty In my Pants Hurry, Hurry Drive the Firetruck In my Pants Hush Little Baby In my Pants I Don't Want to Live on the Moon In my Pants I Hear Thunder In my Pants I Love Trash In my Pants I Love You, You Love Me In my Pants I Want a Dog In my Pants If All the Raindrops In my Pants If I Had A Hammer In my Pants If I Only Had a Brain In my Pants If I Only Had a Heart In my Pants If You're Happy and You Know It In my Pants If You're Wearing [red, yellow, etc. In my Pants Ikankeke In my Pants I'm a Little Teapot In my Pants I'm a Nut In my Pants I'm A Nut 2 In my Pants In a Cabin in the Woods In my Pants Inchworm In my Pants Irish Lullaby (Too-Ra-Loo-Ra) In my Pants Its a Small World In my Pants It's Not Easy Being Green In my Pants Itsy Bitsy (Eensy Weensy) Spider In my Pants Itsy Bitsy Spider In my Pants I've Been Working On the Railroad In my Pants I've Been Working on the Railroad 2 In my Pants Jack and Jill In my Pants Jingle Bells In my Pants John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt In my Pants Johnny Rebeck In my Pants Kitty in a Basket In my Pants Kookaburra In my Pants Let's All Sing Like the Birdies Sing In my Pants Little In my Pants Little Brown Jug In my Pants Little Fish In my Pants Little Red Wagon In my Pants Little Tin Soldier In my Pants Little White Duck In my Pants Littlest Worm (Echo Song) In my Pants London Bridge In my Pants Looby Loo In my Pants Loop de Loop (or Looby Loo) In my Pants Love In my Pants Magic School Bus In my Pants Mary Had a Little Lamb In my Pants Michael Finnegan In my Pants Miss Molly In my Pants Mister Sun In my Pants More We get Together In my Pants Morningtown Ride In my Pants Mr. Grinch In my Pants Mulberry Bush (Here we go round In my Pants My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean In my Pants My Hands In my Pants My Pony Boy In my Pants Nobody Likes Me In my Pants Oh Susanna In my Pants Oh Where Can My Little Dog Be In my Pants Oh Where Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone In my Pants Old Joe Clark In my Pants Old MacDonald In my Pants Old MacDonald Had a Farm In my Pants Old Mother Leary In my Pants On the Good Ship, Lollypop In my Pants On Top of My Pizza In my Pants On Top of Spagetti In my Pants One Plus One (1+1) In my Pants One, One, the Zoo is Lots of Fun In my Pants One, Two, Buckly My Shoe In my Pants Open Up Your Heart and Let the Sun Shine In In my Pants Over in the Meadow In my Pants Peter Cottontail In my Pants Planting In my Pants Playmate In my Pants Playmate, Come Out and Play In my Pants Please Don't Smoke In my Pants Please, Woodcutter In my Pants Polly In my Pants Polly Put the Kettle On In my Pants Polly Wolly Doodle In my Pants Pony Boy In my Pants Pop Goes the Weasel In my Pants Pop Goes the Weasel (2) In my Pants Popeye the Sailor Man In my Pants Pretty Colors In my Pants Puff the Magic Dragon In my Pants Pussycat In my Pants Pussycat, Pussycat In my Pants Put on a Happy Face In my Pants Queen of the Mountain In my Pants Rainbow Song In my Pants Red River Valley In my Pants Ring Around the Rosies In my Pants Rock a Bye Baby In my Pants Row, Row, Row Your Boat In my Pants Rubber Ducky In my Pants Sailing, Sailing In my Pants Sailor Moon's A New Day In my Pants Sailor Moon's Carry On In my Pants Sailor Moon's My Only Love In my Pants Sailor Moon's Oh Starry Night In my Pants Sailor Moon's Rainy Day Man In my Pants Sailor Moon's Theme In my Pants Sally the Camel In my Pants Scooby Original Theme Song In my Pants Sesame Street In my Pants Shake In my Pants She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain In my Pants Shoo Fly In my Pants Short'nin' Bread In my Pants Sidewalks of New York In my Pants Sing In my Pants Sing a Rainbow In my Pants Sippin' Cider Through a Straw (Echo Song) In my Pants Six Little Dogs In my Pants Six Little Ducks In my Pants Six Little Ducks 2 In my Pants Skip to My Lou In my Pants S-M-I-L-E In my Pants Smokey the Bear In my Pants Soup Song In my Pants Swing Low, Sweet Chariot In my Pants Take Me Out to the Ballgame In my Pants Teasing Mr. Crocodile In my Pants Teddy Bears' Picnic In my Pants Teletubbies Theme In my Pants Ten In a Bed In my Pants Ten Little Indians In my Pants Ten Little Monsters In my Pants The Ants Go Marching In my Pants The Bus Song (Wheels On the Bus) In my Pants The Crocodile In my Pants The Farmer in the Dell In my Pants The Green Grass Grows All Around In my Pants The More We Get Together In my Pants The Wheel In my Pants There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly In my Pants There's a Hole in The Bucket In my Pants There's a Hole in the Middle of the Sea In my Pants This Little Baby In my Pants This Little Light of Mine In my Pants This Old Man In my Pants Three Blind Mice In my Pants Three Little Fishies In my Pants Three Little Kittens In my Pants Thumbelina In my Pants Too-Ra-Loo-Ra-Loo-Ral (Irish Lullaby) In my Pants Twinkle Twinkle Little Star In my Pants Unpack Your Adjectives In my Pants Vowel Song In my Pants Walking Song In my Pants Waltzing Matilda In my Pants Way Out West in Kansas In my Pants What's the Weather? In my Pants Wheels on the Bus In my Pants When the Saint's Go Marching In In my Pants When you Wish Upon a Star In my Pants Where is Thumbkin In my Pants Whistle While You Work In my Pants Who is Wearing [Red or other color] In my Pants Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf In my Pants Worms or "Nobody Likes Me" In my Pants Xiaoxing In my Pants Yankee Doodle In my Pants You Are My Sunshine In my Pants Zip-a-dee-do-da In my Pants Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Roast Divot? We could end world hunger... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Pre-regged and everything.

(Looking at a friends MySpace page) My Sweet Lady In my Pants - John Denver Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

What a great thread!!! Brings back memories.

But does it count as multiple partners? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Ya know there's a joke tha could be made here about able to give blue balls after the fact... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Cali is nice to visit but wouldn't want to live there.

Preface: I'd worked every day the last 9 days, all hours of the day and night for a grand total of about 100 hours. Also this mall has a let's just say interesting layout with a JC Penney's in the middle. http://www.shophanesmall.com/shop/hanes.nsf/mall_map And cute salesgirls. They distracted me. I hate the mall. Absolutely dread it. I worked at one for a year or so and I now have a lifelong hatred of malls, Christmas and the crass commercialism they represent. However, they do have their purposes. I needed new shoes as the "piece of crap" shoes I bought prolly 4 years ago for around $40 were falling apart. So finally off the hellish work schedule I decided to hit the mall after work. I drove my convertible and since it was nice I locked the glove box and the trunk but left the top down. After going into Foot Locker, seeing their prices, thinking it must be a joke and looking for the hidden cameras I went another place and got another pair of $40 shoes. New Balance, if you care. My shopping done I decided to walk around the mall, check out the video games, the Halloween costumes, etc. So having had my fill of all the evil the mall represents I go out the door and head to where I parked. No car. I look an aisle left and right and see nothing. This was strange for me because I usually have "car radar" and practically go right to my car. I look a few aisles over each direction and no car. I look at the entrance and remember the loading dock off to the right where I turned so I go up and down the aisles from there. No car. I start to get worried. Did someone steal it? It's a fun car but it's older and seen a lot of use. There are much better cars here. Then again it was a convertible with top down so they could snag it pretty easy. After going up and down the aisles for about probably 30 minutes I decide to get mall security involved. Thinking I might be just missing it or not looking far enough, getting an "I'm an idiot, I lost my car" ride might help. So I traipse back into the evil mall and ask for mall information. I get directed to the customer service desk at Dillards and ask them if they can contact mall security for a lost possibly stolen car. The ladies at the desk were very helpful asking me where I came in. Luckily I remembered going in the video game store right at my entrance. The minute I said that she said, "That's on the other side of the JC Penney's." Realizing my error I turned about 9 shades of red and thanked them profusely. She offered to give me the number to mall security but I decided if I needed it I'd come get it. I walked away audibly cursing and deriding myself. Anyone who saw me probably thought, "That guy is nuts already and we still have 63 days till Christmas..." Once out the right door I found my car relatively quickly I was a few aisles off but I'm sure my "car radar" was just frazzled.

DFWAJG It's been almost two years. Add me to the list. You been spending too much time with your wife? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I make it on a list and it has to do with being horny. First of all these type of threads should only be started on the days I have nothing to do at work which are tuesdays and thursdays. Didn't you get the memo? Probably that a satisfied woman will make you a sandwich and bring you a beer. But little did you know... I was thinking there would be more of a list... Yeah, me too. But I am glad Deedy's at the top!

You know they say crazy NJ chicks are awesome in bed just for that reason!!

You can always ask. How you doin'? Great!!! I'm off oncall rotation in 1 hour 20 minutes!!!

For the longest time I had no idea what your name meant. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.