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Everything posted by Bolas
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This is a question best answered by billvon or banesaura... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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WTF - What the Fuck Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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$20 says they don't make it back... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Did you find out or did she just tell you? If she just told you that really sucks your mom used you like that. To the OP: Trying to "protect" someone is the quickest way to pave that road to hell... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Pen? Paper? What are those? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I'll be in San Antonio the first weekend of December
Bolas replied to Bolas's topic in Events & Places to Jump
And unlike the pyro boogie I will NOT babysit Bolas and this time OMG I just had a vision of him at the Alamo drunk and yelling "oh yea Davy Crockett , look at this" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
I think you have to start a different thread for that... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Those are the reigns... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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No hair or some hair is fine. Just no stubble... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I'll be in San Antonio the first weekend of December
Bolas replied to Bolas's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Maybe. It says Skydive35 is closer... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/dropzone/finder.cgi?search=addr&lat=29.46829664171322&lng=-98.426513671875&rad=500 I dunno. Might get a wild hair up me and head to Skydive Dallas. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
Stupidest Things Survey (from Myspace, of course)
Bolas replied to VanillaSkyGirl's topic in The Bonfire
There's also 129 questions... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
The Parachute and It's Pilot - Brian Germain. Great book. Cars and Trucks and Things That Go - Richard Scarry. My favorite book as a kid. Complete Hitchhikers Guide - Douglas Adams. I was telling a friend that being forced to read so much stuff I hated in school basically turned me off of it. He gave me a copy of HHGG and basically made me promise to read 2 chapters. And when I was done to pass it on to someone else. I read that book and bought the full series in one book so gave that book to someone else.
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It's a fun role reversal from the workplace? Blues, Dave Seems that we are leaving out a third option here . . . And what would that be? It involves kneeling and head-bobbing for one of them. of which I am a supporter of...especially on the road.... Hell, if I'd known that, I woulda skipped Carbone's dinner... Lucky Skymama... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Stupidest Things Survey (from Myspace, of course)
Bolas replied to VanillaSkyGirl's topic in The Bonfire
I've done 103 of 120 stupidest things 17 more to win!!! Body: Level 1 (X) Smoked A Cigarette (X) Smoked A Cigar (X) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (ok but no tongue) SO FAR: 3 Level 2 ( ) Are / Been In Love (X) Dumped someone (X) Been Fired (X) Been In A Fist Fight SO FAR: 6 Level 3 (X) Had A Crush On An Older Person (X) Skipped Class ( ) Slept With A Co-worker (x) Seen Someone / Something Die SO FAR: 9 Level 4 (X) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Myspace Friends ( ) Been To Paris ( ) Been To Spain (x) Been On A Plane (X) Thrown Up From Drinking SO FAR:12 Level 5 (x ) Eaten Sushi (x ) Been Snowboarding (x) Met Someone Through Internet (x ) Been in a Mosh Pit SO FAR: 16 Level 6 (X) Been In An Abusive Relationship (X) Taken Pain Killers (X) Liked / Loved Someone Who You Can't Have (X) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By (X) Made A Snow Angel SO FAR: 21 Level 7 (X) Had A Tea Party (X) Flown A Kite (X) Built A Sand Castle ( x) Gone mudding (X) Played Dress Up SO FAR: 26 Level 8 (X) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves (X) Gone Sledding (X) Cheated While Playing A Game (X) Been Lonely (x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School SO FAR: 31 Level 10 (X) Watched The Sun Set ( ) Felt An Earthquake () Killed A Snake SO FAR: 32 Level 11 (X) Been Tickled (x) Been Robbed / Vandalized (X) Been cheated on (X) Been Misunderstood SO FAR: 33 Level 12 (x ) Won A Contest (x) Been Suspended From School (x) Had Detention (X) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident SO FAR: 37 Level 13 (x) Had / Have Braces (x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (X) Danced in the moonlight SO FAR : 40 Level 14 (X) Hated The Way You Look (X) Witnessed A Crime (x )Pole Danced (X) Questioned Your Heart ( ) Been obsessed with post-it notes SO FAR: 44 Level 15 (x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud (X) Been Lost (x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World (X) Swam In The Ocean (X) Felt Like You Were Dying SO FAR: 49 Level 16 (X) Cried Yourself To Sleep (X) Played Cops And Robbers ( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers (x ) Sang Karaoke ( x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins SO FAR: 53 Level 17 (X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't (X) Made Prank Phone Calls (X) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose (X) Kissed In The Rain SO FAR: 57 Level 18 (X) Written A Letter To Santa Claus (X) Watched The Sun Set/ Sun Rise With Someone You Care / Cared about (X) Blown Bubbles (X) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere SO FAR: 61 Level 19 ( x)Crashed A Party ( x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People (X) Gone Rollerskating / Blading (X) Had A Wish Come True ( ) Been Humped By A Monkey SO FAR: 65 Level 20 (X) Worn Pearls (x ) Jumped Off A Bridge (x ) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina" or "Dick" or "Pussy"...in public ( ) Swam With Dolphins SO FAR: 68 Level 22 (X) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube (x) Kicked A Fish (X) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes (x) Sat On A Roof Top SO FAR: 72 Level 23 (X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs () Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel (x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours (X) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about SO FAR: 75 Level 24 (X) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree (X) Climbed A Tree (X) Had/Been In A Tree House (X) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone SO FAR: 79 Level 25 (x) Believed In Ghosts ( ) Have/had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes (x) Gone Streaking (x) Visited Jail SO FAR: 82 Level 26 (X) Played Chicken (x ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on ( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger (X) Broken A Bone (X) Been Easily Amused SO FAR: 86 Level 27 (x ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later ( ) Got asked to make a porn video (X) Caught A Butterfly (X) Laughed So Hard You Cried (x) Cried So Hard You Laughed SO FAR: 90 Level 28 (X) Mooned/Flashed Someone (X) Someone Moon/Flash You ( ) Cheated On A Test (X) Forgotten Someone's Name ( ) French Braided Someones Hair (X) Gone Skinny Dipping ( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House SO FAR: 94 Level 29 (X) Rode A Roller Coaster ( x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling (X) Had A Cavity ( ) Black-Mailed Someone (not for money though) () Been Black-Mailed SO FAR: 97 Level 31 (X) Been Used (X) Fell Going Up The Stairs ( ) Licked A Cat (X) Bitten Someone (X) Licked Someone SO FAR: 101 Level 32 ( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint () Had sex in the rain ( ) Flattened someones tires (X) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on (x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas TOTAL: 103 Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
I'll be in San Antonio the first weekend of December
Bolas replied to Bolas's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Just thought I'd warn ya'll... Looking to party and jump. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
You're one of those fancy Arby's chicks, huh? Bolas, Bolas, Bolas ... please.... Olive Garden should be the minimum baseline .... So you're saying when I did drive-thru at Hardee's with this girl, that didn't really count? I guess we learn something new everyday. It counts with Bolas since he won't let them out of his car. At least not without taking away their shoes.. I don't take their shoes, I just give them 6 inch platform heels so they can't run away... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Well... as I've said before... when I was 18, I married an ass in North Carolina and no one there lifted an eyebrow. That's cuz women marry asses and men marry bitches every day... Oh and Val, if you wanna have a sense of humor, go to The Bonfire... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I saw Graham, and I thought of Charlotte, NC which at one point had the most churches AND strip clubs per capita... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_of_the_dog here is your clicky.... 3 days later? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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You posted full retard man... Never post full retard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSiE5LpYAuU http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809912814/trailer Clip 3 Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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What about 0 or negative numbers? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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You're one of those fancy Arby's chicks, huh? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Plan for the worst but hope for the best.
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Art... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Her? No... Never... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.