Bolas

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  1. Bolas

    RIP DD List

    So had I waited until the day the list and forum was actually scheduled to be deleted would the list just have been deleted and the current members at the time still not be allowed to have their own personal copies? To me, it's a distributorship vs. ownership issue. I think we're in agreement about distributorship.
  2. Bolas

    RIP DD List

    Very true. However rather than try and change it to fit with the new direction so it could expand and grow, the attitude from "management" was simply it needed to go away. The "no list" model was offered here first but they chose to pass and said it would be deleted at some point. Is this the same dz.com it was a few years ago? No. Is skydiving the same it was a few years ago? No. Is the world the same it was a few years ago? No. You either adapt, change, get things changed or you get left behind and eventually die. The DD list is a perfect example of this. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Bolas

    RIP DD List

    Alot of things shouldn't happen. ANYTHING can happen once. It's what is done afterwards to prevent it or things like it from happening again that counts.
  4. Naah... Lesbianism doesn't even exist... The human bomb thing is starting to make sense... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. Is it really the people posting that most are upset about? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. Bolas

    RIP DD List

    I see a thinly disguised veil of purpose: Was double-D size a requirement to get on the list ? Just wondering No...but it did help to get you on the list. (Whistles) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. Bolas

    RIP DD List

    +1 BRAVE NEW CORPORATE WORLD! its more fun to spread viruses anyway.. Dude. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. Stop Bolas! You begin to sound like Al Gore! On the other hand, YOU DID invent the Drunk Dialing List! Could you be in line to be the next world peace Nobel Prize honoree? We get confused alot. I am nominated for advances in Thongertainment and it's ability to unite enemies utilizing mutual hatred. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. So you really will be the new and improved bolas in easy to swallow caplets? I'm also now Trans Fat free. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. first the dd list/forum...i am betting speaker's corner is next You wish. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. You could do that in one day at Perris with one rig packing for yourself. Beach boogies are totally different. I've seen hardcore jumpers that crank out 10+ fun jumps a weekend go to a beach boogie, relax, party, and do only a few. Besides, things are slower in the islands...
  12. I might suggest going the other way: Buy both a tupperware bowl and a nice silver bowl. Put the silver bowl in the tupperware bowl and wrap in foil making it into a bowl. Then wrap that or if the tupperware came in a box put it in the box and wrap that. My fave is go to the fabric store and buy the ugliest fabric you can find and cover the real gift in it inside the box. They open and think it's some hideous clothing. The fake enjoyment reactions are priceless. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. I will admit your version is far more entertaining. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. I'm not dead, I'm getting better... To dispell any drama here is the unedited post made last night in the now gone drunk dial forum: Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. Here is the unedited message that was posted in the now gone drunk dial forum. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. Or... http://seeyes.manufacturer.globalsources.com/si/6008814672492/LargeImage/400cc-Speed-Bike/product_id-1006276992/action-GetProduct.htm Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Bowling is dangerous... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1682917#1682917 Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. The white ones... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. I'd blame the Carolinian visitors... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. 1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP-XRg6jGTI 2. No matter what Moshe did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi. The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: 'Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize, and should bring on an orgasm.' They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man, and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help, and the wife is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi. 'Okay,' he says to the husband, 'Try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife, and you wave the towel over them.' Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home, and hire the same strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife, and the husband waves the towel. The wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming orgasm. The husband smiles, looks at the young man, and says to him triumphantly: 'You see, you schmuck, THAT'S how you wave a towel!' Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. Only when I wear my good leg... You're the 1000th person to say that, here's a toaster. If she hasn't spoken yet, in a high squeeky nasal voice. "Awww." (snort) "That's so kind" (clear throat loudly) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. Skydiving from the Space Shuttle... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. Congrats!!! Yeah I'm late saying it, but at least you said it on time. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. Get help... http://www.cam.cornell.edu/~mateo/Cartmans_Quotes.html Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  25. No. But they should be a hit on dateafag.com and now that you've posted your number... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.