Bolas

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  1. Liar. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. Just bang away till he wants to join in then say you have to go. Maybe she was just "bait." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Wait till ya get to Florida. There's a fun hottie with that name ya might get to meet.
  4. You're quitting skydiving? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. Owns 1.5 houses. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. I fall in that category now.
  7. We only tease you because we love you, Skittles. I thought you said you only tease people you love, but in his case you made an exception. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. Bolas

    Dear Santa,

    Criminal restraint is an indictable offense in New Jersey!! Only: * If they press charges * If you get caught Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. I can't take credit for Tadpole... Deedy told me that word today when we were speaking about another subject. Whatnots? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. They see nothing if you drive. Better not speed too much. They might ask to search the car. Of course if you think the cop is hot... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. Bolas

    Dear Santa,

    So sex all night, make you coffes, morning sex, the he's supposed to leave? Me thinks you wouldn't let him... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. Looks nothing like the douche in his avatar... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. Hey, bro ... I could be your manifest wench. You just have to keep me in cold drinks and bikinis bottoms for the year (new ones every year!). Oh, and a trip back stateside to LP every year. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. From the clue alone I'd say McBeth. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. Is that Bolas?? If you wanna private live show... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. It was the freckle on my left boob that gave it away, right ... The tan threw me off. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. DON'T LISTEN!!! Where's the MIB red flashy thing when you need it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. Ya had to move. I know where Alimony Acres is. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. Fireballgrl (Jenny)? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. For me there's alot of things I could do but don't. Usually it comes down to: Time - What may take me all day, might take an "expert" with the right tools less than an hour. Money - By the time I buy the tools, (go cheap or quality and hope they're used again) take the time to prepare for, figure out how to do the task, and do it. There's a certain amount of time I've "wasted." Motivation - I HATE repetetive tasks. Cooking. cleaning, lawn care, etc. It's so unfullfilling because even if you do the best job or a half ass job you're gonna have to do it again and again and again. It also has alot to do with who is effected. Tasks that for the most part only effect me are way down on the list. However once someone else is involved or effected the whole priority changes. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. Except for the crowbar beatings... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. Sent a rack pic to Thanatos that was way too covered Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. On the van? Fix a flat and some air to get me to the tire place. On the car? Sure: A few days later after driving to go vote with it flat. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. Has worked naked. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  25. Thinks she's looking in the wrong thread. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.