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The problem is with the fact that we just cant seem to stay away from controversy. Not only are we viewed as the worlds bully but now we are (once again) arming other countries with weapons of war. It is time to change and stop stepping in where we have no business. When will we learn????? And as far as the day off goes..I dont care what day it is. This jackass has taken more time off than rightfully deserved. I wish I could suck at my job as bad as he does and get the same amount of time away from "the office". Sign me up please.
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Dear American People, Hey, I have an idea...lets sell some f16's to Pakistan all the while knowing that this will piss India off. Then I will address the issue while I am away on one of my many vacations. Ahhh, who cares what the world thinks, as long as doesnt interfere with my ability to screw the american public, take limitless vacations and piss off every country in the world. Yep, life is great. Signed, Your Jackass President http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2005-03-25-f16s_x.htm
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loud boisterious morbid 1st timers...and other DZ irks
funks replied to superman0710's topic in The Bonfire
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I drive by the Pentagon a couple days a week. You should see some of the shit that is setup around that place, and I am just talking about what we can actually see on the side of the road.
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"Call center professionals with "very strong communication skills" In otherwords people who can speak English. About damn time!!
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Website says its a hangglider, sure as hell doesnt look like a hangglider to me. What caused the mal that he had? From what I can see it looks like he dropped a toggle. http://www.big-boys.com/articles/hangglidefall.html
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Doh! Just tried to edit to allow for multiple responses...No go
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So, who out there in DZ land has had a 3some?
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I think the only time I look at it under canopy is just out of curiousity wondering how high i am. Other than that I cant remember the last time I used it for landing or approach purposes. To what degree do you use your altimeter under canopy?
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i ripped every single ligament off the bone in my left knee in a motorcycle accident a year 1/2 ago. Had to have major surgery. One thing I realized from it, is you dont fuck with your knees and you get the shit taken care of. you could have torn something, ripped something or maybe just strained something. My knee still feels like you described and that was after surgery, 2 months on crutches and rehab (not enough rehab). message - go get it checked out. you will most likely be sent for an mri, but trust me...go check it out because you could be doing more damage to it without knowing.
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No No No...If I promise to buy you a new cookbook or some laundry detergent will that make up for my previous sexist comments?
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Why are insurance rates higher for men? Thats a simple one to answer. Because we make more money then women
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Easiest way to keep bad drivers off the road? Dont give drivers licenses to women!!!
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You got the wrong idea here. This thread wasnt posted in response to yours. Trust me, it is almost IMPOSSIBLE to offend a skydiver with any sexual comment (go ahead and try it). Go do a search of the forums and you will see what this thread is about.
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Snowflake - We have discussed this before. We are not racist. You take this personally and automatically assume that anytime a white person has anything to say about a black person then we are racist. That couldnt be further from the truth. Are we not entitled to opinions the same way you are?
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speaking of travolta can someone please explain where he got all his freaking money from? Have you ever seen his castle in LA? And his collection of a million freakin sportscars. He also has that place in florida with the runway coming up to the house so he can park his freakin 727 jet and his other plane.... Besides pulp fiction (which i dont think paid him that much) what has he done and how the hell does he afford all that crap????
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If this is true may i make a suggestion. If there are any people from hartwood reading this i suggest you update your website. I know there was a lot of bitching last year that the place didnt get as busy as you would have hoped. Waiting until the last minute this year isnt going to help your cause. You guys should be getting the information out NOW if you are serious about jumping again.
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guess you didnt watch the superbowl huh?
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FYI - Call it paranoia, but in light of recent events I personally refrain from making public statements like this. You just never know what can come back around and bite you in your ass.
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You guys gonna open back up in the spring or what?
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Aguilera, Christina 1-310-917-9191 Durst, Fred - so everyone can call him and tell him how badly he sucks 1-310-948-0808 Eminem 1-917-776-7643 Kournikova, Anna 305-206-5883
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so almost a year later i finally officially received a gmail invitation from google. I thought for sure all the decent emails would be gone and i would be stuck with something like funks12987@gmail.com. Couldnt believe this one was available...actually got freeflys@gmail.com....thought that was kinda cool.
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but how do they know this came from 300 gazillion miles away????
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But my question is how the hell are we able to do this?? What technology exists to measure this kind of shit to that kind of degree?
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I always thought astronomy was kind of cool. I am starting to think that our scientists are full of shit though. For instance, this article states that a blast occured 50,000 light years away from us and we detected it. Light travels 6 trillion miles in one light year. So based on that information they are saying we were able to detect an explosion 300,000,000,000,000,000 miles away????? I smell bullshit. How the hell do they come up with this crap??? If we can figure this shit out how come we cant find any of those green people that live on other planets? http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6994277/