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    For cat lovers

    what..you didnt think mine was cute?
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    For cat lovers

    I prefer this one..see attached Disclaimer - If there is no picture attached to my post like there is supposed to be then that means i am an idiot and screwed it up like usual
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    Ya know what.....

    Do 100 jumping jacks and quit your whining
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    NSFW Question

    Can the network group see what you are doing if it is just an attachment that you open? I know you can get busted going to a website but what about just opening a picture?
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    NSFW Question

    Someone please explain what the deal is with needing to label something NSFW. I dont open ANYTHING if someone can see my computer, labeled or not labeled. Plus, if they can see your computer they can obviously see that you are on dz.com and not doing work anyways so what harm will a little T&A do?
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    Network Porn

    anybody ever watch one of these? Smokin hot chicks
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    Licence plates

    Here in VA you find that a lot of the little jackass kids who drive the stupid ass hondas with the idiotic exhausts have combinations of 1's and I's on their license plates...for ex... 1II11I1. Too bad they dont realize that their cars are actually slow and a cop would have no problem getting close enough to read them.....
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    Got Metal?

    Two permanent screws in my right knee from a motorcycle accident. How about you?
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  11. Actually it is a VERY good thing. As frustrating as it may be it is better to be on the ground wishing you were in the air versus in the air wishing you were on the ground
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    Toilet Seat

    Good point. But be careful, next thing you know we will be expected to do our own laundry and cook our own dinners disclaimer - the above comment was meant to be sarcastic
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    Toilet Seat

    Are us guys really the whiners here? Or perhaps.....
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    Toilet Seat

    So us guys are expected to put the seat up AND then put it down when we are finished? This doesnt exactly seem fair because you chicks know how forgetful us guys are I think the Guy should put it up, but the chick is responsible for putting it down. If she forgets and falls in she gets laughed at. Thats fair isnt it?
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    Drama on the web

    Is it just me or does anybody else find it hysterical how people get wrapped up in "drama" or other silly shit on an internet chat board? Unless something is done to physically harm your welfare or directly effect your day to day life what the hell is the point in letting something get to you? This shit just makes no sense to me. We are all sitting at freakin computers typing words onto a screen...thats it!! Nothing more, nothing less. Or am I wrong?
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    MRI?

    you got it.
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    MRI?

    its purpose is primarily to scan ligaments, tissues, organs (i think) etc...pretty much anything except bone.
  19. damn that seemed like one hell of a LONG skydive!
  20. Wait..I forgot having a smoke before and after the jump..... Ahhhhh, the after jump smoke.
  21. So the other week me and my buddy are driving back from the DZ and we start talking about rituals and crap like that. He got a kick out of the fact that i have so many of them. So with that said I need to know whether or not i am some sort of OCD freak or something... I try to sit on the same side of the airplane on every load Once I use the bathroom I try to use the same one the rest of the day Always have to have my closing pin necklace on when jumping Usually wear the same T-shirt Always have to do the handshake, grip thing whatever you want to call it prior to exiting Always tighten my altimeter around 10K or so I am sure the list could probably go on and on. So what do you think, am I an OCD freak? How many of you out there have similar rituals?
  22. Yep, I wear mine on EVERY SINGLE jump. One of those ritualistic things i guess.
  23. I think you know who should just break down and buy one so it will be there year round
  24. I cant believe you guys are biting...this is nothing more than a poor attempt to advertise his little competing website....he just put a little spin on his approach to get you guys talking about it!!