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  1. funks

    Beer & Boobies

    now that is funny
  2. Perhaps you should have a chat with some of the people in the incidents forum and ask them if they too "thought" they knew when to abandon a botched approach...a "botched" approach is laymens terms for pounding in
  3. dude..just my opinion but at 30 jumps you have alot more to be focusing on then 180's...not sure what you weigh but your comments and the fact that you are jumping a 170 seem to be reason for concern
  4. yeah, that was weird, they actually had multiple names for me at my same address...all variations of my actual name..
  5. they cant do anymore with it then they could if they were to find you in the phone book Not sure why people get so concerned about this stuff...you can usually find out more about a person just by doing a simple google search on someone
  6. that info is available a million other places too...unless you stop buying stuff, dont use any credit cards, dont have any utilities in your name, never fill out entry forms, plus a million other things you cant do and on top of that move to a deserted island you wont be able to prevent your info from getting out there....now if they were posting account numbers or something like that then there might be reason to worry
  7. You're a cute chick, if you have the right personality you could probably push your way into sales sooner rather than later...be confident and just show them whos boss! congrats
  8. I find it unbelievable how many people pound in under good canopies, pretty fucking sad and stupid at the same time if you ask me I guess I am so amazed because I am a very very conservative canopy pilot. I just dont believe in fucking around with something like that, yes, i know accidents can happen but in these cases i believe they are 100% preventable. Just dont hook it in low, NO MATTER WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE! Curious to know how everyone flies their canopies. What kind of canopy pilot are you? this is geared more towards the average fun jumper, not you crazy ass pro swoopers
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    jump song

    a little off the wall but there is a song by prodigy with the first words of the song being something like "cause this is dangerous" not sure what the name of the song is but it was put on a buddys tandem video and sounded awesome
  10. my bet would be because we aint on tv
  11. looks like your biznazz is in business cause it aint too pure here foshizzle my nizzle
  12. Yep, Sure did Whats the going rate for a crack whore nowadays?
  13. Well not me But someone does, saw it on a bumper sticker today
  14. Is this something a senior rigger can do (modifying the container)? Or is it best to send it off to someone who does that all day long? Edited to add - Just checked my riggers website, he'll do it for 20-40 bucks...sweet!
  15. and is there anything that can be done besides stable body position to limit them?
  16. funks

    Gold Cup in VA

    You saying i am some sort of drunk or something??? Maybe i'll come show you a thing or two on sunday
  17. funks

    Gold Cup in VA

    Any of you fuckers going to gold cup this saturday in the Plains VA? For those of you not familiar with Gold Cup, its a drunk fest starting around 10am in a huge field in the plains, I think there might be a horse race that goes on too during the drunken debauchery Also, apparently theres some jumpers doing a demo before the race starts...anybody know who they are?
  18. DC 101, huh?? I miss HFS. Don yep you got it. Damn i miss HFS too!
  19. you are just mad because we dont have to stress about a weak throw at pull time
  20. I already went and came back. It sucked, dont bother wasting your time
  21. No complaints, right? I do complain a little bit when she uses the one with the little metal spikey things on it, i usually prefer the soft leather one Actually...no complaints, being whipped aint as bad as most people make it out to be.
  22. Please, you women have it so easy. Us guys are the ones that have to avoid being hit by you women driving down the road, we have to endure those 7 days a month when you get a tad bit cranky, we have to remember to put the toilet seat down, and please dont let me forget to remind you that we have to get our own beers when you forget to bring us one --------------> Funks makes a mad dash for the door