Zep

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  1. I was taking the piss, but I think it escaped you............... Woooooooooooooooooooooooosh Gone fishing
  2. If you ever botherd to read the manual that comes with MSdos you'd see that it has a couple of pages dedicated to Char sets Every letter an number can be accessed by using the alt key Stop playing with yer dick an read the book ps. I always prefered DRdos but I'm old an Gone fishing
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    Misty days

    Mist, mist go away come back here another day, It looks nice in a photo but when you have to drive in it every day it can be a pain Gone fishing
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    Sitting Bull

    Try reading "Buried my heart at wounded knee" fantastic book Gone fishing
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    German translation

    So it's a lubricant, Dam thought it might be a liquid viagra A girl friend of the wife gave them to me, Now I'm worried Gone fishing
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    German translation

    Can some one translate this for me, I think it must be some sort of skin lotion or something I have to rub on my dick "Anwendung diese nicht fettende geruchsneutrale gleitcremewird schon beim vorspiel auf die äuberen scamlippen und/oder denpenis aufgetragen. Flutschi klebt nicht, ist wasserlöslich, öl- und fettfrei, kondomfreundlich und dermatologisch geprüft. Nur zur äuberen anwendungl" Gone fishing
  7. Wally Gubins, English humour at it's best Gone fishing
  8. Strange, this morning I had my coffee showerd then had a shit, an I still didnt give a toss about Dianna Gone fishing
  9. Sorry repost clicky Gone fishing
  10. What can I say.......... The wifes a Catalan nacionalist Gone fishing
  11. Killing kittens is a discusting habbit an should be banned, Unless of course you're a priest Gone fishing
  12. As a daddy with two sets of girl twinns I can tell you're going to love it, My boy may not agree Gone fishing
  13. I'm not religous or belive in the life after, but my last words would be "I repent" Just in case Gone fishing
  14. Truth is I was doing a search for web pages looking for ideas, an came across your post, It tickled my fancy Gone fishing
  15. Shure, Rule 1, I'm always right Rule 2, In the event that I'm wrong see rule 1 Gone fishing
  16. Three things I dislike about this sport 1 Punters who wont learn how to play the game 2 99% of Germans under canopy 3 People dying Seems you come under number 1 Gone fishing
  17. You want to add bleach to the mix to get that special shine..... an a squirt of nafta mixed in for that fresh smell Gone fishing
  18. You just saved your arse from a swift kick Spain can go to hell in a basket, but dont touch Catalunya Gone fishing
  19. nitric acid mixed with soap flakes, throw it on the screen an watch how it sparkles Gone fishing
  20. I've done it twice, torn tendons in the ankle (both), Main reason was it stopped me from driving, didnt stop me from jumping though Now as the years have passed I suffer from weak ankle tendons an I regret not letting the tendons take the time they needed to heal properly. Gone fishing
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    Avatars

    It's my avitar isnt it, .........go on you can admit it I wont be hurt. Gone fishing
  22. I've known that for a long time, every time the pressure goes low I get a nagging headache, Thank God for brufen Gone fishing
  23. Battlestar galactica Stargate sg1/Atlantis Tales of the golden monkey Gilligans isle Radio days an a couple of others that are so riviting I cant remember what they're called Gone fishing