Zep

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  1. I thought it was a soft smegma cheese..............mmm yummy Gone fishing
  2. Oh thats cruel, I for one like his English humour Gone fishing
  3. Zep

    What do YOU play?

    Rainbow Rising (Ritchie Blackmore) Every now an again I like to go down memory lane. Gone fishing
  4. Lost me, only Virgil I know flies this. Gone fishing
  5. Can't help on medical issues. But my kids are my antidepressant, when I'm down they pick me up an make me laugh. Gone fishing
  6. Only thing I can think of would be "status quo futurus" Future state of change. as past state of change is "status quo ante" Gone fishing
  7. Fuck, she told me she was going to lunch with a girl friend now I just seen her in a topless bar Gone fishing
  8. I would say that Status quo has no literal opposite, as it has a wide variety of uses in modern day language Gone fishing
  9. Zep

    I'M HOME!!!

    Jumping in Germany, JSPC Joint service parachute center Paderborn, Or look up RAPA Rhine army parachute association, cheap jumps for military Gone fishing
  10. Speedy recovery to your Grandad. Bet he's a capricorn. Praises to the kids, Makes me think he lives in a town not a city. Gone fishing
  11. Sounds like to me ACMESKYDIVER's husband is the winner Gone fishing
  12. You were late home again, the sammich is in the dog an the dogs in the oven Gone fishing
  13. It's I for fucks sake it's IIIII, It drives me fucking crazy when people don't use a capital I Gone fishing
  14. The guy might be a nut but 20 years is a bit harsh.......... No it's not throw away the key, Next might be one of our little girls Gone fishing
  15. Bubble an squeek with my home made sausages, I love the fall it's pig sticking time. curing meat ready for next year Gone fishing
  16. Zep

    Saw III

    No I havent seen Hostial, So now I'm going to find it an watch it. I will admit I closed my eyes a couple of times watching Saw III Gone fishing
  17. Fuck me, I'd give her a tenner to get a decent haircut Gone fishing
  18. Zep

    G spot

    It's such a blessing to have a curved cock Gone fishing
  19. The 2&6penny gun, Just mind your thumb when you cock it Gone fishing
  20. Zep

    G spot

    I do. So I'll leave it to a female to explain that it is a misconception that the g spot is the clitoris Gone fishing
  21. Zep

    G spot

    A winner, Of course you have to stimulate untill it is engorged an you'll fell a kind of knobly ridge I find a finger either side in a gentel rubbing motion does the trick. I find a massage with warm oil puts her in the mood. Gone fishing
  22. You buy an ipod in Spain it comes with a 2 year warranty, Thats the law Gone fishing