Zep

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  1. Zep

    What would happen

    Public health warning, Before using this recipe it is taken that you have signed a waiver, I accept no responsibility for burnt ring pieces This is the recipe that I use for Vindaloo paste, 2 tb cayenne pepper 3 diced very finley Habanera peppers 4 tb cumin 2 tb turmeric 2 tb ground coriander 2 tb black pepper 2 tb hot mustard powder ( colmans yellow tin) 2 tb salt 2 tsp ground ginger 1 tsp cinnamon 3/4 cup white vinegar 1/2 cup olive oil 1. Place all the spices and the salt in a mixing bowl and stir in the vinegar. Keep blending with a spoon until a paste if formed. 2. Heat the oil in a sauce pan over medium-high heat and add the paste. Reduce the heat immediately to low and stir steadily and vigorously, scraping the bottom of the saucepan to make sure the spices do not stick or burn. (Dont put your face over the pan, as the pungent vapors from the spices will make your eyes stream.) 3. Stir constantly for about 8 minutes, or until the spices have cooked and mellowed and the oil is exuded from the mixture to the edges of the pan. Set aside to cool. 4. When the mixture has cooled, spoon it into a jar, complete with any oil, and cap 5. Buy the softest toilet paper avalible, those in the know, know why Gone fishing
  2. Zep

    Am I dead?

    No F***ing way pal, you brought that one on your self Gone fishing
  3. The only diamond I ever buy is White diamond an it's always mixed with Guiness, the only problem is the next day I never remember buying it Gone fishing
  4. Zep

    What would happen

    If some of our American cousins came over to England got them merry an took them out for a Vindaloo. could be hilarious, we'd probably be sued for GBH to their taste buds. Gone fishing
  5. You yanks can actually get drunk on BEER, Must be imported The perfect meal to make whilst drunk is a curry, the hotter the better. Gone fishing
  6. Be careful out their, One slip an your in the shit Gone fishing
  7. Your definatly in the wrong country, come to Catalunya, we drink round the clock Gone fishing
  8. Ok, Heads I win, Tails you lose Gone fishing
  9. Zep

    Fairies

    Shropshire.............. help me out, these dam yanks are ganging up on me. Be afraid American cousins, not even Torchwood can help us Gone fishing
  10. Zep

    Fairies

    whoops, rectified Gone fishing
  11. Zep

    Fairies

    Thats the last time I go to the end of the garden to play with fairies Be afraid, very afraid unless you're a chosen one Torchwood. Gone fishing
  12. Your list has one missing, We are the Champions - Queen Congrats for your accomplishment Gone fishing
  13. Ya mean these ones?>http://www.harley-davidson.com/wcm/Content/Pages/Media_Relations/media_relations.jsp?locale=en_GB&bmLocale=en_GB I bought a new Sportster lasted 9 months, 4 months of that it was in the shop being fixed You want a bike buy British a real bike Gone fishing
  14. While your in Empuria, go to the big supermarket "Monseratt" look for a red wine called Dalmau reserva 1995, spend the $35+ dollars it's going to cost you, Take it home an share it with a VERY special friend, it is with out a doubt the best affordable full bodied red wine that Spain has to offer. White wine "Penedes" Gone fishing
  15. Lie down girl let me push it up, push it up. Gone fishing
  16. Dam, I thought it was a thread about them crappy American scooters Gone fishing
  17. Priceless.That is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time, Great post. Gone fishing
  18. That is a paradox Or maybe you you are not intelligent enough to understand the concept? Oh I understand it oh to well, in this case my definition of a paradox is "An obsurd statment that may be true" hence a paradox Gone fishing
  19. Maybe not, but I'm intelligent enough not to get into a discusion with fanatics Gone fishing
  20. My wife is 13 years younger than me, married 15 years, no problems yet, Gone fishing
  21. That's a sad statement. And also extremely false. And, no, I do not believe in Jesus or God, or Mohammed, or anything else for that matter. I do know some very intelligent people who are also very religious. Sad, nothing sad about it, If the church renamed it's self as a social club or a charity I would back it. I cannot understand how so called intelligent people can believe in such mumbo jumbo. That is a paradox edit :-spelling Gone fishing
  22. A f**king miracle seeing as he never existed Gone fishing
  23. To answer your questions, In my opinion, the only people who believe in Jesus are 1 Those who can't belive in them selves 2 Who need a ficticious character to whom they can pass the blame for their problems Now I know I am more intelligent than 3.4 billion persons Gone fishing
  24. I just voted, then went an read your other thread, immediately a Saying came to mind. It goes something like this " O lord please help me to keep my big mouth shut untill I know what the fuck I'm talking about" Ps, In total I have nine an one third children, I have never asked the government for a penny. Gone fishing
  25. Zep

    I.D.

    It's very doughtfull that you would be asked for ID in a Spanish bar, a disco or alternitive club maybe. In 15 years of living here the only time I've been asked for my ID is when paying by credit card, or having been stopped for a routine check whilst driving. I just noticed your in Malaga, We in the north still think of Andalucia as north Africa, Gone fishing