Zep

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  1. < Pop the zits and blackheads on my back that I can't reach.> All the rest was acceptable, but you just grossed me out with that one. Gone fishing
  2. Their is nothing in this world more obnoxious or badly dressed than an American tourist Gone fishing
  3. I buy parts from California,Ohio an the Bronx NY. Paypal an DHL never waited more than a week. Bought a complete engine from California, it arrived in 60hours via Delta airlines. Gone fishing
  4. Zep

    Vibes for Scoop

    I thought you were british?! Sucks whos teeth? Not yours with that dam mask, come on time to unveil, or are we shy Gone fishing
  5. Your forgiven I've still got a good stock of aromatic oils if your in the mood Oh shit, I just looked at your profile an your male, Offer withdrawn sorry. Gone fishing
  6. Probably where that asshole Livingstone lives Gone fishing
  7. Indeed, many years ago your people were faced with that choice. Unfortunately for you, they chose the language. It's a typo read "we English with our command OF the language"
  8. Zep

    Welcome ypelchat!

    If you want any snails give me a call, I got tons Gone fishing
  9. Being a person who has sufferd from, (as you americans put it "blue balls") we English with our command of the language call it Bollock ache, any way I digress, I sufferd blue balls with a certain girl, who at the time I was not going out with, being an adult I explained to her my situation an to muy surprise we came to an agreement, I gave her a full body massage with aromatic oils an she relived my ache, this went on for six months. Years latter we are still good friends an sometimes laugh about bollock ache, Gone fishing
  10. When life gets you down just remember to say, or write on the cell wall I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy Gone fishing
  11. Zep

    Ken Livingstone

    When his comments make page 3 of Spanish papers you know half of Europe is laughing at you. Your probably to young to remember the GLCC an that asshole 25 years ago, Gone fishing
  12. Zep

    Ken Livingstone

    Every time he opens his mouth out pours verbal shit. I read today that the English who are opposed to the muslim women wearing the veil are no better than the nazis, Why the hell didn't someone put that RED out of his misery years ago Gone fishing
  13. Zep

    Vibes for Scoop

    BASTARD! ACAB Gone fishing
  14. Zep

    Cats...

    I got a dog with 8 lives, an the remains of a cat with 0 lives. Cats can be incredible stupid at times Gone fishing
  15. Thats cause Andy has a nice bum. an Scoop is a rozer Gone fishing
  16. Thats because female commers are all beautiful, only ugly minds are veiled Gone fishing
  17. Zep

    Peacefuljeffery??

    I love that guy. If you see him say Hi for me, tell him to make time an post, I got no one to argue with Gone fishing
  18. Big mistake, you missed putting CATALUNYA on the list. Gone fishing
  19. Zep

    Torchwood...

    Thanks, being out here in the boondocks I have to rely on this type of information. 1&2 now downloading [/][ big grin smiley] Gone fishing
  20. Ok, what have you done with the Sheep Welsh Wales an no welly boots or sheep in the photos, Very suspicous. Gone fishing
  21. Zep

    Kayleigh!

    Hell even I remember Marillion an I'm just a baby Wasnt it them who did, She loves you yeah yeah yeah. Gone fishing
  22. I Rinse the intestines through with running water, Small intestines for chipolatas, Large intestine for super bangers none of those plastic skins used in my house (not even Durex) Gone fishing
  23. Ahh piss ox piss tubal pie.............Yummy Lamb piss tubal lightly fried for breakfast.............Double yummy Sheeps bollocks..............Great on toast Cows stomach lining.............. Aghh disgusting stuff This afternoon I'm going to kill a Pig, So tonight, liver an onions mash an peas Gone fishing
  24. Hmm Mushy peas, same as peas pudding, not one of our better days Now steak an kidilly pie
  25. Mine's festival of sleep day, They got it wrong again Gone fishing