Zep

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  1. Define low level shit Gone fishing
  2. Ha Ha, nows my chance to preach to the masses, I'm an ex expert Hangover cure as learnt from the drunkest of drunks (Netheravon in the 80's) 1800mgs of Ibuprofeno (brufen) will cure a broken neck to the worst hangover you can imagine. Gone fishing
  3. Ahh, I bet you had a tear in your eye. She'll be worth every second of the heart ache an joy she'll bring in the years to come. Congratulations. Gone fishing
  4. when she free dives in the weddell sea she'll be a cool lady Gone fishing
  5. I had a tee-shirt that said "I'm English the British can kiss my arse an fuck off home" I was always ahead of the times Gone fishing
  6. So where the hell did you find a deep fryer big enough to put a turkey in, OMG you work in a cremetorium I'm not going to ask where the fat came from Gone fishing
  7. Thank God I saw the light an got out of England when I did, If an when Turkey joins I'll get out of Europe an let you lot go down with the stinking ship. Gone fishing
  8. Zep

    winRaR help needed

    No it's not a vista file or I dont think it is ,Nero or PowerISO wont let me burn it to a virtual drive so I'm using the latest UltraISO an burning direct to DVD which I didnt really want to do as I have 6 iso files of 4Gb each, I wanted to burn them to virtual drives to save dvd's, Thanks for your reply an I'll let you know if they burn ok Gone fishing
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    winRaR help needed

    I'm trying to extract a couple of rar (iso) files but each time that they uncompress all I can open is the txt file that says, "This disc contains a "UDF" file system and requires an operating system that supports the ISO-13346 "UDF" file system specification." Any ideas whats wrong or what I need to open these files. Gone fishing
  10. Zep

    I proposed

    Now I'm going to show that to the pikey girls with you number on the back Gone fishing
  11. and give him a spare "U" to put a bit of coloUr in thier lives an a big book explaining the difference between "THEN an THAN" Gone fishing
  12. Her sitting on top of the washing machine rinse/spin cycle with an unbalanced load Gone fishing
  13. Zep

    Pie

    Hmm, my favourite.......... crunchy snail an anchovy pie (old french recipe) Gone fishing
  14. 17 years next month, wrap doing CREW, reserve phantom 24 Gone fishing
  15. 6th January, Bloody stupid Spanish custom Gone fishing
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    Nativity Pesebre

    I do try, the emphasise being on try, Gone fishing
  17. Hi, to you an the wife I'll try an save you a swig for January, I'll hide it from Wodpecker Gone fishing
  18. Zep

    Nativity Pesebre

    Each year our village puts on a living Nativity (Pesebre), We put a lot of work into it an have great fun I get to be a King for a few days My boy is a carpenter. I'll update in a few days with more pics Gone fishing
  19. I got a big bottle of old number 7, It´s going to be a wet Xmas We dont give presents till Jan 6th (los Reyes) Gone fishing
  20. Zep

    Choppers

    So if they're not "choppers" what are they called now, Gone fishing
  21. Zep

    Misty days

    I'm glad you pointed that out. I thought all three of them were of a lake. The only mist I saw was a little bit on the last one. That's a lot of fog! It might as well be a lake. It's actually a valley an I live half way up one side, Now I'm wondering how does one define what is mist an what is fog? Gone fishing
  22. Remind me to tell you the story about how I had to cut up a calf whilst still in the womb. Lost the calf but saved the cow Gone fishing
  23. Zep

    Funny Fake Skydive

    Give the kid a break.............he works in a call center Gone fishing
  24. Lesbian videos I can take it's them "fisting flicks" I dont get, Gone fishing
  25. I heard some women play strapadicktome an wonder what it would be like to be a man. Gone fishing