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Remember the old saying "never go shopping when you're hungry" Well here's a new one "never go shopping whilst bored sick on sick leave" Hobbling round the shop telling the wife, that, that an that. I'm now the proud owner of an 21" Acer monitor, a rice cooker (some thing I've always wanted) a one kilo bread oven that makes a really mean pizza base, 25ft of cupronickel brake pipe, a tool to make double flares on brake pipe a 160amp no gas mig welder, a motorized weed whacker an lastly a compost maker. It's been a good day. Gone fishing

Maybe in years to come when roomate A decides to act out his fantasy's you'll wish you reported him. As a father of five young children I urge you to report him. Gone fishing

Yea you could market it. call it the "BGH shake", die of cancer whilst putting another dollar in Monsantos pocket. Gone fishing

The great British favorite "You don't sweat much for a fat lass" Gone fishing

Whilst I'm on sick leave the wife decided to hide the JD, the doctor said I could have one glass of wine a day Silly man didn't know the only glass I have is a pint glass The ankle is healing slowly, they decided to do a MRI an turned out that I tore three ligaments Gone fishing

It is a bit steep when house hold bleach will kill the mold an anti bacterial paint will stop it from forming again. Of course you'll have to find an cure the source of the dampness. Gone fishing

Not the Mexican drink made from rice but the Spanish drink made from tiger nuts for this hot weather it's such a refreshing non alcoholic drink Gone fishing

Nice picture, but I think you have a gender problem IT'S A COW Let's get Lisa to make a final call on that one You saying Lisa knows a thing or two about cows Gone fishing

No it was Justin Tyme. Gone fishing

ferile cats, old rabbits, runt pigs an the occasional postal worker Gone fishing

Hey Tony, I'll swap you a week of rain for a week of high 90's, yesterday afternoon we were 104 Gone fishing

Great first 3 laps, someone like to explain how the hell Hamilton was allowed to restart. Gone fishing

I've got torn ligaments in my ankle so can't go out I'm bored as hell, I was going through some old hard drives an found this, it's old but still funny, probably a repost. every one else has had more sex than me Gone fishing

But you do need chiropractic care. I drove a Defender for years man that are uncomfy Naw, none of that coiler shit, As an aussie you'd appreciate my parabolic leafs an the 2.8 turbo Nissan engine. Gone fishing

I've got a real Land Rover, so I don't need a road. Gone fishing

Nice picture, but I think you have a gender problem IT'S A COW Gone fishing

Thats the tomato fiesta in a village called Buñol Valencia Spain If you don't like tomatoes best not go. Facts. - There is no political or religious significance to La Tomatina, it's just good, messy fun. Participants who show up from around the world: 20,000 Number of tomatoes used: 150,000 ...that's over 90,000 pounds of tomatoes! Dan Quayle's plural of tomato: tomatoees Buckets of water are thrown at the crowds first by the fight instigators in the tomato trucks, as a foreshadowing of the veggie barrage to come. After the battle, you can hose off the splatter on the riverbank, where the town slaps together makeshift public showers. Every year, the fight is nationally televised by the most prestigious agencies in Spain. Of course some people will say tomatoes have feelings too Gone fishing

Once a year the bulls get their revenge normally at the fiesta San Fermin at Pamplona northern Spain They got their revenge a couple of years ago at a smaller fiesta. Bulls 2 - Public 0 Quote: Two Spanish men were gored to death by fighting bulls yesterday during the bull-run at the local fiestas in Ampuero, a town 30 miles east of the northern port city of Santander. Eleven other people were injured in the traditional Ampuero bull-run - similar to the San Fermin festivals of Pamplona - as the bulls rampaged up and down streets closed for the event. Four of the injured remained in a serious condition in hospital yesterday as the practice of running before bulls, which has spread to towns across Spain, came under the spotlight. Ampuero's mayor ordered the fiestas closed after the death of Raimundo Rabre Hernando, 48, and Daniel Torres Santiesteban, 47. The older man bled to death on the way to hospital after a bull's horn pierced his jugular vein, medical sources said. The other died a few hours later in the operating theatre of the local hospital. The run through the town's streets to the bullring is meant to take a few minutes, but lasted for 25 minutes after the bulls split up, turned around and created havoc among the local runners and visitors. At least one of those killed was a spectator, who was dragged off the barriers marking the course when a bull caught him by the trouser leg. "One of the bulls went along the barriers, going for everything he could see," a resident told the Tele 5 television channel. Pools of blood on the tarmac of Ampuero's streets marked the spots where the bulls found their victims. The mayor banned these festivals when people started dying, Maybe if a few matador's died they'd stop it altogeather Side note: A bull is never allowed to enter the ring a second time, the matador's say it's to dangerous. Gone fishing

Thats real spectator participation, I have no sympathy for them at all, they got what they deserved. Gone fishing

What's that? HMV Her Majesty's voice, you know the one with the little black an white dog, sitting next to the gramophone. Gone fishing

A literal translation is, I don't fucking believe it, you ungrateful subnormal bastard sons of bitches, what bastards, will someone put up the archive dat com, La mare que us va parir cabrons fills de puta subnormals desgraciats fills de ta mare!!!!!! Que algú posi l'arxiu dat com cal cabronassos!!!!!!! For those of you who don't know, Catalan is the language spoken in Catalunya and Andorra also a small area of southern France, Barcelona is the capital of Catalunya Gone fishing

It's Catalan, an someone is a bit annoyed that a archive or file hasent been put up. Be interested to know where it came from, cause it sounds like someone complaining on a torrent site. Gone fishing

Damb :- for times when 'damn' just doesn't cut it. The expression just doesn't give off the appropriate feeling Gone fishing

Our village is 2800ft ASL an at 1400hrs it's 41°C or 105/6°F. For our little mountain thats hot. How are your temps? Gone fishing

I'd have to say all women born south of the Watford gap are born sexy an Essex girls are double sexy Gone fishing