Zep

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  1. Beach scene on my last stay at La jolla Calif ( I love this photo NSFW) Gone fishing
  2. Sorry I only ever took one math(s) exam, I failed Gone fishing
  3. Do you really mean that for a largish RW load? No, On a largish RW load obviously they will track in all directions. My answer was directed at D123 who has low jump numbers, Gone fishing
  4. complicated math made easy with graph paper graph paper calculator Gone fishing
  5. Clouds or no clouds, NEVER track up or down the jump run. Gone fishing
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    Then & Than

    Just don't get me started on I (1st. person singular) I think it would be amusing if a selection of CV's were posted (any personal details deleted of course) Also something that always confuses me, does the full stop come before or after brackets. Gone fishing
  7. I got a 743.9 bloody version make that 840.9 so i'm bored Gone fishing
  8. You really don't want to know, OK I'll tell you but keep it a secret. I was converting the cow shed doors from hinged to sliding, working on top of the 4ft manure (cow shit) pile, took a step back an fell to the bottom into the liquid stuff The pain was horrendous, I couldn't get up as it was as slippery as hell, so my two work mates had to come down an help me out, they both slipped over as well I was carried to the pickup truck an taken to hospital, That was hilarious, Imagine, three of us arriving at the emergency dept all covered in cow shit an stinking to high hell, The receptionist told me to ho home an take a shower then come back, I said no fucking way I live over forty miles away, so she told me to sit down an the trauma dr would see me as soon as possible, meanwhile she banished my two co workers to the street. then she came back with a industrial strength can of air freshener, the mixture of cow shit an over sprayed industrial air freshener is enough to make you vomit, needless to say I saw the doctor in record time. I'm looking at at least four to five weeks down time, Well you asked. Gone fishing
  9. On my little mountain it's 36°C wall to wall sunshine an zero winds, Oh an I'm two weeks into nursing a grade II sprained ankle. Gone fishing
  10. Don't know why but I immediately thought of the song "Falling bridges" Gone fishing
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    haven't seen Andy?

    Who's the lucky girl, probably from Essex, Which ones yours Gone fishing
  12. I'm just soooo happy that that assole has left Spain an taken his trollop with him Now if we could just get rid of the rest of the football playing assoles. Gone fishing
  13. I remember years ago when I had severe case of road rash on my elbow (took the skin off down to the bone) I had to go to the hospital every three days to have the scab burnt off with some liquid till enough new skin had grown to fill the hole, hurt like hell. Gone fishing
  14. Saw it yesterday, It's entertaining, loved the airplane scene, Pity he killed the great looking oriental girl early in the script. Gone fishing
  15. Ibuprofeno 1200 and Doctor jack Daniels cures all Gone fishing
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    shropshire

    Oh yes I'll be their, PM me with the dates. Enjoy your gadding about Gone fishing
  17. Zep

    shropshire

    never mind billy theres always the JD Gone fishing
  18. This is what it looks like not being able to jump, an I aint gettin nothing done this weekend slipped on some cow shit. Gone fishing
  19. Zep

    Wheely Mouse

    I've had a " Logitech trackman " for years, works for me, I could never go back to those dum things you have to roll around the desktop. Gone fishing
  20. Come on, come on, come on, come on now Didn't I make you feel, oh baby, like you were the only one Baby didn't I give you nearly everything that a woman possibly can Honey you know that I did Cos each time I tell myself that I, I think I've had enough Oh, I am gonna show you baby, that a woman can be tough I want you to come on, come on, come on, come on And take it, take another little piece of my heart now baby Break it, break another little bit of my heart now darling Yeah, have a, have another little piece of my heart now baby Cos you know you got it and it makes you feel good Yes it does Yeah you're out on the street, babe you're looking good Deep down in your heart, you know that it ain't right No, no Cos you never never never hear me when I cry out at night Honey I cry all the time And each time I tell myself that I can stand the pain Oh you take me in your arms, I sing it once again I want you to come on, come on, come on, come on And take it, take another little piece of my heart now baby Break it, break another little bit of my heart now darling, yeah Have a, have another little piece of my heart now baby Cos you know you got it, it makes you feel -- It makes you feel so good Babe makes you feel so, it makes you wow You know sometimes it makes you feel so... good Come on, come on, come on, come on And take it, take another little piece of my heart now baby Break it, break another little bit of my heart now darling Darling yeah, have a, have another little piece of my heart now baby Cos you know you got it, wow hey-yeah Take another little piece of my Another little piece of my heart baby Break it, break another little bit of my heart now, oh now Have a, have another little piece of my heart now baby Cos you know you got it, it makes you feel -- Baby if it makes you feel so good, yeah ------------------------------------------------------------------- Ah Janis, Now entertaining on the other side. Squeak, Thanks for reminding me to dust off her albums Gone fishing
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    Spooning

    It's all good till they start pulling your hair Gone fishing
  22. Zep

    Dell. You poor Yankys

    Not shure if this belongs in the Barnfire as a joke or SC as serious shit. But I read that Dell has teamed up with Wall-Mart to sell program bundeled low end PC's as an attempt to bolster flagging sales against HP. Call me a sceptic but the first thing I envisage is Dell winning millions from their rakeoff of the calls made to outscoured service centers Who the hell buys a Dell? Gone fishing
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    Largest penis

    NSFW For a big penis the girl on the right is'nt doing to bad Gone fishing
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    Flower shop for men

    Flobalob little weed, Bill an Ben stike again Gone fishing
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    GM rubbish

    Oh, I forget to mention the motors a Quad IV. I really expected better Gone fishing