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My GM powererd suv has just died after 300,000, always been serviced , only use sinthetic 10-40 oil an the periodic can of liquid teflon Why after all these years cant they make a motor that lasts. Gone fishing

Dam I nearly missed this post (been spending my time on the series Land Rover forum) My vote goes to Matilda May She's so sweet I could eat her. Gone fishing

Yep, Hey Tony when's torchwood scheduled to start Gone fishing

Downloaded an watched, (thanks Demonoid) his new travelling companion is scrummy, Still waiting for the new season of SG atlantis to start. Gone fishing

As long as you promise not to mention 6 sigma I'll pop up for a BBQ. JD's on me Gone fishing

May be he wasent driving dangerously, but he wasent answering an emergency call either, If he wants to hone his skills most race tracks operate a pay an play, In my mind the prosecution should be upheld, Gone fishing

Default 159mph cop wins his appeal. Shropshire traffic police officer Mark Milton, who drove at speeds of up to 159mph while test driving a new patrol car, today won a landmark legal victory to overturn his dangerous driving conviction.But two top judges ruled that Constable Milton’s case must now go back before the district judge who convicted him for “reconsideration”. Pc Milton, of Bratton, Telford, took his case to London’s High Court last week to challenge the point of law on which his conviction was based. Today, David Twigg, his solicitor, said Lady Justice Smith and Mr Justice Gross had ordered the conviction be set aside and the case be sent back to District Judge Peter Wallis, who could potentially reconvict him. Mr Twigg said the ruling had set a precedent for emergency service drivers. “It will figure significantly in other future dangerous driving cases where anyone can lay claim to having specialist driving skills,” he said. Mr Twigg said 40-year-old Constable Milton was “pleased”. “Obviously we would rather not go back to Ludlow Magistrates Court one more time,” he added. This is the second time the grade-one advanced driver’s case has been through the legal system. Last February the High Court overturned a district judge’s decision at Ludlow Magistrates’ Court to acquit him of dangerous driving and ordered a retrial. That resulted in his conviction and this month’s appeal. His trial heard recording equipment had captured him driving an unmarked Vauxhall Vectra at 159mph on the M54 and up to 83mph in built-up areas. He told the court he had been driving according to his training and “honing his skills”. He was given an absolute discharge and there was no order to pay a fine nor was his licence endorsed. Constable Milton’s challenge hinged around the terms of the 1988 Road Traffic Act, which his QC said made clear the driver’s “exceptional driving skills” should have been taken into account. Lawyers for the Director of Public Prosecutions argued his skills were irrelevant. Justice at its finest.... Great isnt... He should of taken the points and punishment when it was delt. News story from the Shropshire Star Shropshire, you can now drive as fast as you want I wonder if I can appeal my speeding fines as I have exceptional driving skills also. Gone fishing

Quit ya moaning, every time I fly in to Atlanta out comes the orange folder an off to the security office, An it's always a 6.6ft 2ton black man that asks loads of stupid questions, Have fun an eat loads of Tex Mex. Gone fishing

OK, I was wrong, my son gets to drive the tractor as a reward for being right Gone fishing

Had a argument with my son today over strawberrys, He says they are a fruit an I say botanically they are a vegetable, Who's right. Gone fishing

Best ever theme tune is without a dought is RED DWARF It's cold outside no kind of atmosphere.......... Gone fishing

the best is a Harley!!! wow, oh the Harley. Oh gosh, be right back! My god now your showing you age, Cause to do that it has to be a pre evo. Gone fishing

If your employed by the home office an have a warrent card, your quids in for military rates, I was with the ROC (military) A jumped my ass off for 3quid ago Gone fishing

Oye Scoop, being a whatever copper you are, does that mean you get military rates at Nethers, Weston an dinky Dunkers. Gone fishing

Civilisation stops at the Watford gap, Never wonderd why north of watford is called the BLACK COUNTRY edit :- sploling Gone fishing

To me their called mixers, some thing to mix with alcohol, Some thing that surprises me is coca cola has out voted pepsi, I thought that in the States pepsi was drunk more than coca cola........ well I prefer Pepsi it's not as sweet so it mixes better Gone fishing

No it's a Land rover wannabee Gone fishing

Fuck, I'm dislexified I read it as floosy Gone fishing

A flossy is a loose woman.... or a tight woman that acts loose A blazer is like a yuppy Gone fishing

Stop washing in all that stagnant water Dymchurch has Gone fishing

I'm taking the dog an the cat an throwing them in the river, little buggers have been rolling in pig shit again Gone fishing

Is Lob still working thier, if so tell him Zep says Hi Gone fishing

An I'll be buggerd if I'm going to church, I'm taking the Landy (Land rover) out an see if I can get it stuck in the mud somewhere Gone fishing

I knew I liked Billy for some reason Gone fishing