Zep

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  1. I'm a huge fan of Guinness an White diamond mixed, But you just can't get it out here Gone fishing
  2. Err If I don't read it how am I going to say it Great now my kids are running round saying "I'm FART I'm FART" Gone fishing
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    Ipod help anyone?

    Is their no honesty in this world, Go an hand it in to the police, You know you'll feel better about yourself. Gone fishing
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    Blackberries (fruit)

    I can see how some of the less imaginative peeps could be confused so I've changed it. Gone fishing
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    Blackberries (fruit)

    The blackberry's have ripened, the kids are a pickin. It's time again for blackberry an apple pie This afternoon I'm gonna churn some fresh cream an tonight Yum Yum. Gone fishing
  6. No but if he eats the whole bag he's sure gonna clean himself out Gone fishing
  7. If any of you beer lovers get the chance to try a Catalan (Spain) beer called "Vol Damm" go for it. But be aware it bites. Gone fishing
  8. What are the believers going to do when the ORI arrive Gone fishing
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    Boobs

    More nice boobs Gone fishing
  10. I have to disagree on this one, I'm an atheist while my wife is a practicing catholic, Whilst we were dating we came to several agreements. 1 I would not interfere in her religion or beliefs 2 Any children we had could go to church/mass if they so wished to do so 3 They would not be baptized or have communion until they were of an age that they could fully understand their actions For my part I obtained permission as an atheist from the catholic church to wed If a persons religion can dictate whom they love then they are a fanatic an doomed to a fanatics life. Gone fishing
  11. Well I hope you don't get the orange folder treatment like I always get. Just a minute sir, would you come with us please......... I fucking hate Atlanta. Gone fishing
  12. Wow, you look like Sinead Gone fishing
  13. Off to the colonies again, Gone fishing
  14. It rolled off the table an onto the floor I lost my poor meatball when it rolled out the door. With apologies to Skymama for thread napping. Gone fishing
  15. I'm still young at heart I was also trying to remember the one about meatballs, that goes to the tune of " On top of old smokey " Gone fishing
  16. As every English Baked beans kid knows............. Beans beans good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart The more you fart the better you feel so lets have beans for every meal Gone fishing
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    Texas hold 'em

    Strange that Americans don't seen to do well at it. From what I was watching the Nordics were winning most rounds. Still as a spectator game I'd put it up their with Cricket an Snooker. With late night Spanish television you've got a choice between South American soaps, Phone in game shows, Porno or at the moment Texas hold 'em Time to look at the torrent lists again. Gone fishing
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    Texas hold 'em

    Due to a bought of insomnia I've been watching the European Texas hold 'em championship. God what a boring game. Will someone please bring back Stud. Gone fishing
  19. Si intimately, It's in the same state as every other NHS, On the verge of collapse. If the assensores or ligeonella doesn't get you the misdiagnosing will. Gone fishing
  20. the forum rules state: Posts that contain material that we deem to be blatantly or unnecessarily racist.. pretty low So Billvon forgot to use a capital "F", I don't see anything racist about that. Gone fishing
  21. I wonder if this story would've had the same ending if the cat had fallen near a law firms building instead of a construction site. Go kitty. Gone fishing
  22. Oh and another thing..... Or, Your nicked. You always know it's coming Gone fishing
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    This is weird

    I put together a computer for my son an installed XP in English, I've never used XP in English, even though every thing is in the same place it's really strange to see the buttons in a different language. Also the keyboard is Spanish 850 it's now configured in English 437, so thats going to take some getting used to. I feel the kids latter on will have a big advantage being fluent with programs in English. Gone fishing