Zep

Members
  • Content

    3,959
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Feedback

    0%

Everything posted by Zep

  1. Zep

    deutsch anyone?

    nichts falsch mit einem guten deutschen Bauernhofmädchen, gute Zeiten Gone fishing
  2. Hi, how you doing, weather's fine although the lake water is freezing for the time of year. Looking at rain next week so the snail hunting should be good, Gone fishing
  3. Here's a photo of the dog we adopted yesterday, His mother is a Pyrenees mountain dog, the father, anyones guess. He's about 8 months old an called Kiro. Note the extra claw which is common to the Pyrenees. Gone fishing
  4. Zep

    deutsch anyone?

    HMMM. sauerkraut, I loved it when I worked in Guissen, those girls were so, so into disciplining me, sie würden es überall nehmen Gone fishing
  5. Cause they've all got crabs Gone fishing
  6. Zep

    Tomato canning

    I freeze as many as I can, but I've enough tomato's to fill a good size freezer, hence canning less space needed. You know you don't have to par tomato's to freeze them, I wash/dry place them on a rack in the freezer an when they are frozen, bag them. Gone fishing
  7. Quite ya moaning at least you've got the BBC I'm stuck with the Spanish crap an couple of American channels But at least it's HDT
  8. Zep

    Tomato canning

    Just finishing up on canning 25 quarts, tomorrow I'm going to start on the conserves, at least 10 quarts. This season has been funny weather wise a sudden cold snap has meant some are taking to long to ripen so they will go for green tomato chutney. Any of you do your own canning. Gone fishing
  9. Cheapskate Ever since I moved from the city to the country I've had to pay for it. Doesn't stop me from doing a search every now an again though Gone fishing
  10. I can just make it out, shame the clouds obscure the view Gone fishing
  11. Zep

    Mega Millions

    I'd buy out JD an subsidize AAD's Gone fishing
  12. Woo hoo I hope this is you Gone fishing
  13. Guess I must be a Fucktard as I have five. One boy, twin girls, twin girls. I live in a country where the birth rate is below average, an I can afford the luxury of having a large family, Oh an yes they were planned, Twins run in my wifes family so it wasn't a big surprise. I also have 1 dog, 2 cats (one following the family tradition, pregnant) 3 pigs, 1 milk cow, 1 goat, 10 sheep, loads of rabbits an chickens all breathing your precious air. Gone fishing
  14. Over here there was a spate when they just ripped them out of the wall with a JCB Gone fishing
  15. I'm sitting here thinking, Why isn't it possible to travel FTL. Been reading loads of theory's but just can't get my head round them. Also wishing I could get of the sick list an return to work. Gone fishing
  16. Zep

    In the beginning

    IN THE BEGINNING The definitive answer In the beginning there was the computer. And God said %Let there be light! #Enter user id. %God #Enter password. %Omniscient #Password incorrect. Try again. %Omnipotent #Password incorrect. Try again. %Technocrat #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. %Let there be light! #Unrecognizable command. Try again. %Create light #Done %Run heaven and earth #And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors. #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. #Approx. funds remaining: $92.50. #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2. %Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light #Unrecognizable command. Try again. %Create firmament #Done. %Run firmament #And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors. #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2. #Approx. funds remaining: $84.60. #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3. %Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear and #Too many characters in specification string. Try again. %Create dry_land #Done. %Run firmament #And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors. #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3. #Approx. funds remaining: $65.00. #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4. %Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night #Unspecified type. Try again. %Create sun_moon_stars #Done %Run sun_moon_stars #And God created the heavens. And God saw there were 0 errors. #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4. #Approx. funds remaining: $54.00. #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5. %Create fish #Done %Create fowl #Done %Run fish, fowl #And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors. #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5. #Approx. funds remaining: $45.00. #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6. %Create cattle #Done %Create creepy_things #Done %Now let us make man in our image #Unspecified type. Try again. %Create man #Done %Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth #Too many command operands. Try again. %Run multiplication #Execution terminated. 6 errors. %Insert breath #Done %Run multiplication #Execution terminated. 5 errors. %Move man to Garden of Eden #File Garden of Eden does not exist. %Create Garden.edn #Done %Move man to Garden.edn #Done %Run multiplication #Execution terminated. 4 errors. %Copy woman from man #Done %Run multiplication #Execution terminated. 3 errors. %Insert woman into man #Illegal parameters. Try again. %Insert man into woman #Done %Run multiplication #Execution terminated. 2 errors. %Create desire #Done %Run multiplication #And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. %Create freewill #Done %Run freewill #And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. %Undo desire #Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. %Destroy freewill #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. %Help #Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. %Create tree_of_knowledge #And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. %Create good, evil #Done %Activate evil #And God saw he had created shame. #Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn. #1 errors. %Scan Garden.edn for man, woman #Search failed. %Delete shame #Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated. %Destroy freewill #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. %Stop #Unrecognizable command. Try again %Break %Break %Break #ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF. %Create new world #You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files before new ones can be created. %Destroy earth #Destroy earth: Please confirm. %Destroy earth confirmed #COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW. #And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6. #Approx. funds remaining: $0.00. It's a good an explication as any other Gone fishing
  17. I trust my wife, I gave her 85,000 euros to take to the bank, Funny she should of been home hours ago Gone fishing
  18. Lets back up the system to DEV_NUL What is DEV_NUL? A Unix device that doesn't exist In english . . . DEV_NUL = null device As in hardware? A hardware device doesn't exist? Yuppers... "data go down the hole...." Some days you guys make me crack a smile
  19. Zep

    P2P

    P2P love it or hate it. It serves a purpose. Gone fishing
  20. But it's not free. an if you have a symmetrical connection (like wot I have) P2P flies. Gone fishing
  21. Is it true he lives in a caravan an drives an old Transit? Gone fishing
  22. In the past I've used other sites, Including the sites you've mentioned but I always come back to Demonoid. I guess It's a case of finding something your comfortable with an sticking to it Gone fishing
  23. If you want an invitation for demonoid, Ask me nicely. Gone fishing
  24. Yeah WOW, thats one Radical Radial. Gone fishing