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No, I'll leave that to my children, the mothers called Oddball. Gone fishing

Thanks for the offer, you'd probably be better of trying the local Chinese

I'd been wondering where the mouser had got to. She's never been an indoor cat an doesn't show any affection So when she came scratching at the window I was a bit surprised even more surprised when she proceeded to bring in 3 kittens did a tour of the house an decided on an old sofa in the spare room Looks like I got 3 more mousers. Gone fishing

Took me awhile to catch that one due to the spelling mistook SCHNEIDER Gone fishing

No it's free (national health service) hence the monstrosity of a doctor, If I had to pay I'm make sure it is sexy female doctor an enjoy it Gone fishing

Come on, I'm sure some of you LA peeps must know how it's done. Tweak. I heard the same thing years ago, Also years ago didn't some actress cry rape. Tony,. You're getting purple screen mixed up with purple haze, Put the bottle down. Gone fishing

Naw, blue screens good but it's not that good Gone fishing

When their is a steamy lovemaking scene, like both actors are nude an obviously getting it on. How do they manage to not penetrate Does the woman have a special cover that the camera can't see. Does the guy take Bromide before the scene. Hows it done, inquiring mind wants to know. Gone fishing

You are so not going to enjoy it You go for a check up, along comes this really sweet an sexy nurse, She tells you that its time to have your prostrate checked, She asks you in a really husky voice to remove your lower garments an get on the table/couch, So up you jump onto the couch an she says, come on lose the Calvin Kliens an bring your knees up to your chest, this is about the time you start wishing you you hadn't taken that last dump after showering, Her last words to you are, "Stay like that I'll be back in a minute", So you're on the couch ass in the air an winching every time you hear voices outside the door, Oh thats if your lucky enough to have a door, most times it's just a cubicle with just a flimsy drape, Any way your still laying their waiting for the return of the sexy nurse an in comes this monstrosity of a doctor, "Good morning" he says with a grin from ear to ear "lets have a little look as this prostrate of yours", before you can open your mouth to say Hi you notice him pulling on a latex glove over the biggest fucking hand you've ever seen an you know whats coming next........... I for one don't enjoy it (the doctor bit) but at some time in our life we're all going to get the finger Gone fishing

How about, Team B52 Gone fishing

It all goes back to when I was 15 an discovered my fathers Japanese books on (loosely put ) the pleasures of sex. Being 15 an having sisters I showed them my new discovery IE: his books (more like comics really) and no I didn't try any thing with my sisters, (thats before you ask) anyway his, or rather my parents secret didn't last long, After a while the little titters an secret smiles round the dinner table gave it away. So to cut a long story short my Mother explained to me the other facts of life, It took me a couple of years to come to terms with what she had explained, but from then on it's all been good. She explained, Don't be a Bull in a china shop. Women have exactly the same wants an needs as men. Always treat a woman the same as you'd like her to treat you. Our bodies are their to be enjoyed so enjoy it without any embarrassment. This was back in 1970, I had the benefit of a very liberal Mother, Being only human on some occasions I forgot what She taught me and was like a Bull in a china shop an only thought of myself, on other occasions I've suffered the pain of "blueballs" whilst waiting for the right time to present it's self. Mostly it's all worked out an I enjoy a healthy no holds barred sex life. Well thats as good a explanation as I can give Zep. Gone fishing

'Shoving' sounds so brutal. 'Inserting' is the better term. Sorry you're right inserting is the correct term, It was just getting me down that the majority of guys here are so negative to new experiences, but how can you explain to people that if you're both over the age of consent and are both willing to explore new experiences, the words "dirty" or "forbidden" do not exist. Gone fishing

So you wouldn't be OK with a chick shoving up your ass a load of small plastic balls connected by a nylon filament an slowly pulling them out whilst she's giving you a hand or blow job Gone fishing

Lunch was, Hake cooked in the oven with potatoes garlic tomato onion an parsley, served with a creamy crayfish sauce, Sweet, Trifle (but without the minced beef potato an peas) Gone fishing

Anal sex with a female is great, I prefer rimming, go any deeper an to me the walls have a sort of mushy feeling on my helmet. Gone fishing

So it continues, In the Spanish tabloids, the latest theory is that the child died from an overdose of sleeping pills, was then taken to a neighbors house , left their for an uncertain amount of time, then moved (DNA in the hire car) to a British registered yacht, taken out an dumped in the Mediterranean sea. How long is it going to be till the tabloids hit on the alien abduction theory?. Are they guilty, I have no idea, I like every parent hope she's alive an that they find her alive. Gone fishing

Whilst gently teasing your finger in an out of her bum ole Gone fishing

No it's not so crazy it's just not so common these days, two reasons, the AAD an ZP canopies Years ago I had no problem doing a h&p or launching an exit on a climbing pass (cloudbase) at 1800-2000ft Today most jumpers think 3500 is really low an have a problem getting out at that hight Probably a fault of AFF. Remember a pilot can order you out of the aircraft at 1000ft (for an emergency) an if you (not you personally) hesitate it can put the lives of others in serious risk, Gone fishing

It's people like you that give English lovers a bad name Gone fishing

All I'm going to say is, if you can find or teach a girl to suck, swallow an massage in perfect rhythm, it's a real explosion with a nice sort of pain after like you get when you've cum to many times, but you've only cum once Had to edit twice remembering an writing got me all sort of.........Mmmmm Gone fishing

Did a 6-way from 2300 got us banned Gone fishing

Wow do you get to say, Lights, Action, Shoot, "Listen you dick head when I say Shoot I don't mean Shoot as in ................" Gone fishing

Thank you I'll have half a dozen Ibuprofeno 1200 with 3 cans of Redbull Gone fishing

Get it a mate (Rabbits get lonely) then invest in a freezer for all the nice rabbit stew Gone fishing

Probably the vacuum valves over heating Buy a can of air (I use a small compressor) unplug every thing, take the side cover off an notice the amount of crap inside, the ventilator an heat sink which attach to the CPU are probably covered in dust, carefully blow the air over the heat sinks fins whilst holding the fan with a finger to stop it from spinning up. On second thought this is going to get complicated, much better take the puter to the shop for a cleaning, If you've got cash ask them to fit ventilators on the disk drives, an another ventilator on the case Oh an upgrading the CPU heat sink an ventilator might be a good idea Gone fishing