Zep

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  1. India Smindia, you got transfered to fucking Bradford, Live with it like thousands of other fuckers have to. Gone fishing
  2. I don't know if the drivers had anything to do with the espionage, I hope not. Jakee, When Ron Dennis signed Alonso he knew exactly what he was getting, When Dennis started showing favoritism to his second driver I think Alonso had every right to throw a few tantrums, Alonso is the kind of person that will call a spade a spade, thats the typical Spanish attitude. Hamilton from what I've seen will smile at your face whilst stabbing you in the back (my opinion) Gone fishing
  3. I'm rooting for Alonso, Wouldn't be to upset if Raikkonen wins, Couldn't stand the thought of that little two faced British git winning Gone fishing
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    LURKERS

    I did an hour ago Gone fishing
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    Amanda Tapping

    Well when you get to my age older women just seem better looking, Maybe it's because.................. Friday night Sci-fi channel, Saturday ready for downloading Gone fishing
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    Amanda Tapping

    Is it just my imagination or does Amanda Tapping (Samantha Carter , Stargate Atlantis) just seem to get better looking each season I think she's one sexy hunk of a woman, not a bad actress either Gone fishing
  7. Anyone here know how to remove a Barrel Lock? The gas is coming back on today one way or another. Cut it off with a blow torch Gone fishing
  8. I have satin sheets. It's even more fun when she's wearing a satiny nightgown. Slip and slide all over the bed.
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    Wanted: Housecat

    I don't think so Do not give this man a Kitten Gone fishing
  10. When I lived in England I used to do that with rabbits but the PC government stopped me, So I went out an bought a gun, shot the rabbits then threw them into the vat of molasses. The PC government then couldn't careless. Gone fishing
  11. Never,....... My farts are either, loud an proud or silent an violent. Nothing better than dropping a good fart in front of an unsuspecting workmate On a more serious note, On the ride to altitude I really will try an hold back till I start squirming then it's AHH shit, an I'll let that fucker rip, Gone fishing
  12. BRUFEN 1200mg. cures every thing from a broken neck to the worst hangover. I think the proper name is IBUPROFENO Gone fishing
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    Simple Machines

    So my penis can be explained as a simple machine, as I can use it to lever a load two or three inches further up or down to find the optimum position, also it operates on an inclined plane. hmm, simple really Gone fishing
  14. No, but I once dumped a load in a bucket of pigs blood, Does that count. Gone fishing
  15. Silicone to the cutaway cables is lube Might be worth pointing out before people start spraying directly onto cutaway cables willy nilly, That the silicone should be sprayed onto a lint free cloth then folded over the said cables and the cables drawn through the cloth, (no sarcasm intended to your post just don't want people over lubricating sus cables) Gone fishing
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    Bad luck France

    Bad luck France, Always another chance next year. Wonder if he got banned. Gone fishing
  17. I think Snowwhite is refering to the speed of Mr Mullins Rocket ship an maybe the altitude you sometimes get. I've had the pleasure of being whipped up to altitude on more than several ocassions at Quincy Gone fishing
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    That made my night

    This evening took the wife out for a meal an had the honour of parking my beat up Land Rover next to a couple of historical landmarks, Made my evening. A original 65 Ford Shelby GT Mustang (red with white stripes) an a British racing green Shelby AC Cobra. For a few moments I imagined what it would be like to have them in my stable. Ahh Gone fishing
  19. If you wanted a cafe racer you should of bought British all the same thats a really nice job. what she sound like, I would of given her a couple of reverse cone's Gone fishing
  20. The most logical step would be to turn Quebec in to a giant Re-Education camp, could you imagine having to live with those French PC Dingos. Gone fishing
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    Belmont Calif.

    I'm all for making a town a social an community centered place to live, safe an clean streets where children can play outside with no worries, But when they start dictating what you can and can't do inside your own home, is going a bit too far. For those who haven't heard Belmont town council have decided to make it illegal as of the 10/9/2007 to smoke in your own home unless it is a detached house. Gone fishing
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    Belmont Calif.

    Very few times in my life have I been speechless, but the Belmont town council has left me gobsmaked What next will they introduce, Maybe they'll ban you from having sex in your own home, I know smoking is bad for you but to loose your apartment if you light up is going too far. Gone fishing
  23. Because the "C" word is derogatory an nasty, It should never be used an I vote to strike it from the English language. You can call men "Dicks" cause most of the time they are, In a nice sort of a way Gone fishing