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I'm jake the fake diddelliddeleee It's Jake the PEG with the extra leg bloody POMS Diggery doo to you, you aint seen my extra leg Gone fishing

Yesterday I ordered a new Parilla for the restaurant thats still not open yet, I traveled nearly 100 miles to the manufactures for a demonstration of this new kind of parilla ( new in Spain at least ) I was shown the shop floor, then invited to lunch in their canteen, lunch consisted of an assortment of vegetables an meat cooked in this parilla, All I can say is WOW. I've ordered a medium sized one for 3,000 euros, To my scrooge type mind it's expensive but really Ive never tasted BBQ'd meat like it. The concept of this Grill/Parilla is it's fired with charcoal an oak chips or in my case a local wood called Alzina which is a little more aromatic than oak, It has a lift up door an air vents with blowers so the temp can be controlled, the magic is the vapor injection system to which you can add essential oils if you so desire (or the customer). it has a built in heat extraction system so the kitchen dosent suffer The top is an open grill to cook the vegetables (the vapor system is'nt good for crispy veggies) Cal Bosch will open 12/23/07 an I can't wait to give the customers a gastronomic delight. Gone fishing

When you go to a restaurant an ask for the bill, it then takes forever an a day to arrive, Like the other day I asked for the bill an 15 minutes later nothing, so I told them, you've got 10 seconds to bring the bill or I'm walking, Last Wednesday's lunch for twelve was free. Pet peeve 2, Wind mills on top of mountains that generate electricity, Gone fishing

I'm jake the fake diddelliddeleee Gone fishing

I would imagine that the out come of the vote has been decided before the first paper is put in the ballet box. The Spanish polls put the vote against Chavez, Today we'll find out. Gone fishing

Heres a couple of photos Gone fishing

Well done you've both tied in the first place for HIJACKERS of the month First prize, American - English dictionary. Gone fishing

The problem with Latin is it's a bit ambiguous, you really need to know in which context the words are being said, There now I've used a big word, said something intelligent an ruined my reputation Gone fishing

I think you'll find it's something like " I'll always know more than you" Been a long time since I fought the Romans so I could be wrong. Gone fishing

This one, can't remember who it is though Gone fishing

I would but all my good ones are videos, they are so good that "u-tube" wont host them, Any way I can upload them here Gone fishing

An the dogs in the oven Gone fishing

I think you must have a thing for hardwood floors, Me I don't like them as they always leave friction burns on my knees Gone fishing

you wake up an the cats snuggled up in bed with you. Gone fishing

I'm inclined to agree, It's all the womens fault, Wonder how many women have got the balls to own up to it being their fault. Gone fishing

Good luck and wear some thing warm. Gone fishing

I hear there's a new bed and breakfast type place!! I would say try here Aww thanks, You want to be my publicity agent, We hope to be open the week before Christmas Gone fishing

It' fucking freeeeeeezing, on my little mountain it's around 6 below zero Gone fishing

For a doctor you seem to have an awful lot of spare time on your hands, Not been struck off have we Back on topic, It's bad form to hijack a thread Gone fishing

Every thing Brian425 said, One thing I do is after the floor is sanded is mix a weak mixture of plaster tinted to the colour of the floor an douse the floor, literally just let the mixture flow out of the bucket an mop the whole floor, this will fill the small cracks between the planks, when this has dried just go over it with a fine sandpaper an vacuum up the dust, I also use a 2 pack self leveling polyurethane varnish applied with a soft clothes brush, If you have removed every speck of dust and I mean every speck, the floor will come up with a mirror finish Gone fishing

(but... for some reason, Fawlty Towers keeps popping to mind Laugh) I did for a moment think of renaming it "Flowery Twats" but I don't think the locals would understand the humor. To all, The restaurant was an will stay what we call a "Grill" which means all the meat is cooked BBQ style, I'm doing deals with the local farmers to supply the meat. The beef here is to die for it's all free range. Each spring the heifers are let out to the pastures an woods an stay there untill the fall. With the Restaurant comes about 800 acres of mixed land, a rundown swimming pool an the village football field, I'll take photos when I can, probably next weekend as I leave for and return from work whilst it's still dark If I get any skydivers passing through, produce a valid license an the beers free. Gone fishing

I'm back, it's been a hectic day. and sorry it's not skydiving related Imagine if you will a tiny village in the foot hills of the pre Pyreneean mountains (the Pyrenees are the mountains that divide Northern Spain(Catalunya) from France) an idyllically quite life, most houses are over four hundred years old and in the village square, a watch tower dating from the tenth century. Thats my village. Last summer the village shop,bar, restaurant an hostel closed, really it ripped the heart out of the village. The owner decided to sell up lock stock an barrel, After months of mulling it over we've decided to buy it. As we know nothing about the restaurant business professional help will be hired, Oh dear, what have I gotten myself into this time Gone fishing

Next week The wife and I will be signing the papers for a new business venture to the tune of €500,000 the house is on the market, Bridging loans all arranged, I got the feeling I'm going to be in debt for the rest of my life. I know it's a little cryptic but just bear with me for a bit. Gone fishing

Are you totally crazy, SNOW is disgusting it's cold an wet. Your going to get Pneumonia an die. Go an do something sensible like scuba dive the grand barrier reef Gone fishing