Zep

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  1. Although I can't buy a poppy I did observe a minute silence an thought of our forbearer's an the price they paid an the price the brave of the freeworld will pay to guard our freedom. I'm shure when the ANZAC crowd wake up they will chime in Gone fishing
  2. I'm shure if GWB were to ask Chavez nicely he'd let you have all you want Gone fishing
  3. Wonder if they do an Asian version for the UK an a Romanian version for Italy, Gone fishing
  4. The best bit was Rey Juan Carlos said it as a father would speak to a naughty child, (noticed by the Spanish speaking world) and not using usted as would be normal for that occasion. I'm not a fan of Zapatero but kudos to him for his political correctness Gone fishing
  5. Two. Spain still maintains a small fleet of them, most of the time they scoop from the sea, same as the AT 802's (air tractors) Gone fishing
  6. Give it a quarter Valium, wait 20 minutes an problem solved Gone fishing
  7. Wot they wouldn't let him join Gone fishing
  8. It wouldn't surprise me if you've been to Allens and Dulwich as well
  9. I came to the conclusion long ago that the only moderator worth a damn comes from, Lewisham, Peckham, Catford, Brixton, Elephant & castle, an Surrey docks. but I'm biased Edit to add, I just noticed all three moderators are North American, I'm saying no more Gone fishing
  10. She got my votes, Anyone who wants to help animals deserves help. (in the nicest possible way) Seems she also needs friends, so I'm shure the motley crew of DZ.com will help her out. Gone fishing
  11. Just watched it, dont think even Clive Owen can save it, save your money folks Gone fishing
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    Now my son's confused

    I agree with you, If the teacher thinks it's a vegetable she should be corrected, Ive already had a run in with this teacher over my sons English language lessons, Gone fishing
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    Now my son's confused

    One of his homework thingies was to put in order pictures of vegetables an fruits, well he put tomato with the veggies an his teacher gave him 10/10. WTF the tomato is a fruit. Monday i'm going to talk with his teacher. This isn't the first time I've had to correct her Gone fishing
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    maple leaves-

    I like building sand castles. An I like having sex in a pine forest Do you like runnin' backwards naked through cornfields too? No but I've done a few nude balloon jumps an landed in them Gone fishing
  15. Zep

    maple leaves-

    I like building sand castles. An I like having sex in a pine forest Gone fishing
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    Wish me luck

    Best of luck to you, break a leg Gone fishing
  17. Zep

    maple leaves-

    Outdoor sex is so much nicer on a pile of soft leaves than shoveling sand with your balls on the beach Gone fishing
  18. Zep

    I like Boobies.

    I prefer the smaller (36B) boobs mounted high on the chest an shaped like a ski slope with a nicely rounded under side the areola not to large (unless excited) an the nipple about half an inch, (inverted nipples can be fun but after awhile get boring) Gone fishing
  19. But if she asphyxiates on her own vomit I hear it intensifies the orgasm In my experience they very rarely asphyxiate in that position Gone fishing
  20. turn her over an go doggie I missed that someone else said that, So put her in the recovery position an carry on spooning Gone fishing
  21. Talking of evil sprits, last night would of been a good time to crack that bottle, I'm still waiting for your opinion Gone fishing
  22. Hey dont knock it I get four days off for this hallmark crap, Gone fishing
  23. But here's some good news: George W. Bush says that he is committed to fighting global warming. Yeah, well, he nipped that in the bud, didn't he? In fact, he says he's really going to buckle down now and fight global warming. As a matter of fact, he announced today he's sending 20,000 troops to the sun. Obviously it would be a night attack, not even he would be daft enough to send them in during daylight. also could your omnipotence please ask him to send some global warming to my mountain as it's bloody freezing here. Gone fishing
  24. Well there you go, It's all because I piss in the river. Gone fishing
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    Gunson Ezzibleed

    Thank you,thank you thank you. My old Landrover thanks you, of course it still dosen't brake worth a shit. But you took all the tedious work out of changing the brake fluid. For those of you who dont know Ezzibleed is a kit to make bleeding brakes a one man operation. Also works great on those GM motors that have the clutch slave cylinder inside the bell housing. Anyway thank you Mr Gunson, thats all. Gone fishing