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  1. slug
    Thanks Phree. We don't cruise all the DZ websights to get our jollies so this was news to us. Sounds like the Ranch my be ahead of the game and setting a example for other Dz's to follow. time will tell R.I.P.
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    Whats S & A
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    Now that all DZ's have websights with all the preaty pictures, USPA official seal of approval, nice looking airplanes and pics of staff with list of all their experience why doesn't the websight include a copy of the waiver that the package will be required to sign before they get to jump? Marketing? or something else? experienced jumpers know the real deal, sign the silly waiver and jump. a package is going to drive x miles get pysched up to jump and then get hit with the waiver SURPRISE!!! IMO put a copy of the waiver on the DZ's websight. The DZ has nothing to hide, just maybe a little business to lose that they really don't need anyway. Truth in advertising
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    You scared me there. For a second I thought you were posting something positive! Jeez! Don't do that! That was positive. Don't you know smelly French Canadians are best when ripe? They're like a good canteloupe. Sheesh... there's no pleasing some people. Think positive Positively stand upwind R.I.P.
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    Sure, I believe that. I was proud of my farts Just like hot mex food. a burning taste that stays with you for days. Couldn't hold a candle to pink floyd. The all time stinker champ and great photo dude. His pics almost made it worth the climb to altitiude. Young ones don't let us old "farts" down and keep the old tradition's alive after we're gone. If it starts to stink in the big DZ in the sky than your real skydivers and made us proud
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    Think gay pride parade, they got some good lube and it's free R.I.P.
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    Hi Twardo the gear in the first two pics was way to much $$$$$ R.i.P.
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    NONE reading Gotta have a sears and roebuck catalog or buy TP.
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    Good posture Turtle think toes R.I.P.
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    Maybe a better question is "why are there fewer USPA members than a year ago"? Just because there are fewer USPA members does NOT mean there are fewer skydivers. There maybe fewer USPA members but I'm guessing there are more GMDZ's ewvery year. Follow the $$$$ In our part of the country it's challenging to find a DZ that will allow a non USPA jumper to jump. (regardless of # of jumps). Just the way it is. Tandem, AFF $$$ is where its at. R.I.P.
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    Amazon I'm that you carry alittle sissy bottle to hide the small. How can you tell who got the best (stinkiest) one. Your such a priss Don't hurt me. R.I.P.
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    QuoteI thought he did. Made me think, poss a noob asking a question. Looks like you have nothing good to input here. DX Hi DX IMO don't sweat the naysayer. Just consider it what it is......Excellent entertainment No extra charge
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    My A-hole boss wouldn't accept my first letter of resignation than we had my Dr write the next letter to my bosses boss while i was on 3 wks of sick leave. I still had on the books.. Worked for me and pissed the a-hole boss off. R.I.P.
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    I'm pretty sure from that picture she's not packing any heat on that jump. Hi John Sorry we Posted the comment beore we saw the pic. I love the suit it Makes ms Mitchell looks so..... tall Next time check valinda's helmet for the 9. BTW Who's the dork in the in the red helmet Don't answer that Was the tandem pasenger family R.I.P.
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    Oh yeah! She can still wear those in public. In fact, that's about all that will fit under her jumpsuit. She's out of town this weekend. Damn. Hi John How about just a pic of valinda in her very nice cat women jump suit
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    Mass quantities of car air freshners (xmas tree look alikes) taped to the bottom of their chair, desk etc.. Smell what smell. Don't wanna answer the phone ? change their phone # to their bosses
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    Some folks cut a real good one and then try and look innocent. If it was a good one and it was mine I took full credit and was proud of it. Some folks forgot about some of the things that made fun jumping fun. Now a DRCP "dummy ripcord pull" is a PRCP "Practice ripcord pull" a logbook isn't good enough a jumper needs an A liscense $$ then a b liscense$$. $50 for packing lessons Later with that shit Fart On!!!!! Boobies are nice though keep the boobies
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    We actually worked for the Feds for 21 yr's and said that shit at meetings while trying to keep a straight face. Great ice breaker. Of course i signed all my correspondence R.I.P. You all only have to deal with the gov't once in a while. when you work for them you have to deal with them every day R.I.P.
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    In case anyone missed it we're talking about Pink Floyd.
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    thats why some of the babes walked thru cow shit on the way to the bar R.i.P.
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    How can anyone forget Pink Floyd. The dude must have eaten korean cabbage 24/7, and could stink out a DC3 . Not sure about the trail plane He did great video to
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    This thread is 4 yr's old. Scotty is now a 3 legged dog. R.I.P.
  23. slug
    if the animals who did this are truely guilty and not just political scapegoats then kill them like a rabid animal that they are. Their higher ups also neeed a ass kicking for not keeping their troops on a tighter leash. I thought Booze, drugs etc was supposed to be a no no. There was a reason the ring leader was sent home early and discharged from the army early. Now the vivil courts in the US have to deal with the A-hole. If we're talking about the same baby raper i smell a cover up at least on the platoon level. These bad apples are a disgrace to all thi=ose that did their duty serving over there. Life in leavenworth will be a living hell, save the money and execute the SOB's ASAP. R.I.P.
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    We seem to be losing a lot of the old time honored traditions of skydiving What ever happened to trying to see who could cut the nastiest fart on the climb to altitude. I think Pink Floyd the video dude at the old Z-hill's had to be the world champ on every load. Then there was the time we were in a cessna and everyone was trying their best to be #1 and a guy let loose a wet one. From that day fwd his nickname was "Butt Juice". When his mom started jumping we asked her if her son was "Butt juice" was she Mrs Butt Juice. sweet lady just grinned. So any good stinker stories from "back in the day". You know the ones thatrt could turn your teeth green and water your eye's. Whenever we cut a good one loose we would immediatly fess up because we wanted credit for it. These days everyone is way to serious about being PC. R.I.P.
  25. slug
    Hi Shell We still have the 25th Anniv T-shirt, it belongs to my "boss", she's never worn it but it still "shrank" over the years. But she's still not parting with it. Lesson learned: buy everything XXlarge R.I.P.