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sheep, cows, dogs, people, men, women, who cares as long as they are consenting!!!! Dont touch weasels though!!!! DIRTY!!!
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exactly!!!! stop fucking discussing it in a long thread on the internet and go off and fuck, rim, feltch, blow, suck, frig,wank,shank, copro(sp?), bead it, kink it, plastic, leather, pvc it, beastalise, sodomise, rape, pillage, shit, piss, punch, cry, smack, slap, tie, hit, give, take.............. blah blah blah blah do what ever.......... who really gives a toss what is called as long as you and your partner fucking rock n foooking roll!!!!!
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shit! after seeing that advert i thought i might have a chance to sell a loaded gun and a stash of crack (to the highest bidder no matter what your crack smoking gun toting experience was!)
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I like to snap glow sticks over my fluorescent "BASE Jumper Stand Back" overalls so the video men set up at the bottom can see me in freefall........... Maybe thats just a personal choice though?!?! Can someone please post how I can have sex with beautiful women without having to speak to them, ply them with drink or pay them???? Please post details here.....
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set a chorus of dancing girls and whores outside with free beer and smokes - then the said security guard who obviously works nights all the time and does not have time for such luxuries will follow the dancing girls far down the street for the expectation of contact of a sexual nature............. whilst he is rimming and fucking as if he is on video you walk in and up - when he is smoking and drinking you kit up and when he falls asleep you jump and get away..................... Works like a "dream" for me................. Why Rim when you can BASE?? Can anyone tell me how i can forge government bonds so I can take out large amounts of cash please???? - Please post details here.......
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chill winston - its called humour! Now thats a nightmare!! hehehe Pissing my pants!!(incidently your mothers pants!) laterzzzzzzzz
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Your spelling looks like Faber & Feral got pissed up together & played scrabble in french. *** piss my pants!!! (your mothers by the way!!)
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yeah was ok - found a nice dam though! apparently its to feature BASE this week............ have a feeling it may be red bull guided though! it is covering alot about how people want to be associated with these activities and how companies are marketing their products to attract the "arm chair extremist"
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well we did say take a reasonable delay but you minced out!! but you had the better canopy control there - coz i dont know how the fuck you landed in such a tight area! it was not wide enough to fly a canopy!! hehehe
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bollocks its not true!!!! http://members.aol.com/magastodu/c_issues/ntl_news/01012002.htm so how many others are fiction???
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whats the number for the Guam employment agency!!! I dont give a shit if the pay is crap and there is no medical insurance or company car!!!
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get ready to deal with a canopy ride that feels like your flying a stilletto 105! shit happens fast in the urban environment!
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I am getting a little pissed off with my neck / back pain at the moment. i have visited chiropractors and physio massagers and physios who have cracked me stretched me massaged me and hooked me up to machines and passed electricity through me and blah blah blah - but i still suffer from constant pain, discomfort and occasional spasms!!! has anyone gone through anything similar and how was it rectified (if it was?!). i have stopped jumping for the past 3 weeks as my physio seemed to think regular climbs and slider down deployments may be something to do with it!?!?! - but even with 2 visits a week and regular exercise and NO JUMPING! it has not progressed to recovery! its fucking me off! I may as well go jump and be in discomfort then not jump and be in discomfort!!! any light at the end of this tunnel??? any ideas where i should look for relief (not that sort of relief "iam"!! )
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yep on those to make me sleep through the night! but not doing much for my head!!! thanks for your reply! glad it worked out for ya!
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glad to hear it! i want to visit dk but am tight with cash at the moment! and i need to spend some meeting the beautiful women! yeah lazyboy is it???? what about the 420ft tower where you asked me to stop and rest! who is lazyboy now!!! oh and coz i live in a windy country i drink too much beer - its not fat its a well rounded drinking container! sunday nights suck! a few cold ones to help me sleep with this bad neck!!! fucking thing! raise a glass to all the ones that went before you!
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I am getting a little pissed off with my neck / back pain at the moment. i have visited chiropractors and physio massagers and physios who have cracked me stretched me massaged me and hooked me up to machines and passed electricity through me and blah blah blah - but i still suffer from constant pain, discomfort and occasional spasms!!! has anyone gone through anything similar and how was it rectified (if it was?!). i have stopped jumping for the past 3 weeks as my physio seemed to think regular climbs and slider down deployments may be something to do with it - but even with 2 visits a week and regular exercise and NO JUMPING! it has not progressed to recovery! its fucking me off! I may as well go jump and be in discomfort then not jump and be in discomfort!!! any light at the end of this tunnel??? any ideas where i should look for relief (not that sort of relief "iam"!! )
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At last the pink hat wearing mincer BASE # 1 gets "the word"! many congrats mate and nice work on the 140SL S............ bet your face was a picture on the edge! Glad to have been with you on some of the journey and was cool to share your first B E and O......... Raise a cold one and toast the others that went before you and will follow after.............. NICE ONE BRUVVVAAAAAAAA!!! Michael BASE 813
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are you the pete mac that used to tandem master at hinton?????????? Michael
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Yeah mate - have seen the little aussies description! I just wanted to know if anyone had done this with a dagger and wanted to ask em some Q's on it! and before anyone asks - i am conversing with JP@Vertigo about this too!! Laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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If anyone has done this can you please eMail me. BASE813@Sub-Terminal.co.uk Cheers Michael
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can we just "take" your sister then Faber???
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Well after loadsa visits to the chiropractor - I was still in rag order! I know see a physio who helps but again after a weekend jumping (and a fucking horrible landing) my neck has flared up good and proper! I am in alot of fucking pain!! I am taking 2 months off jumping whilst i have some intensive physio work done on me - but at the moment and with my physio basically telling me that my neck is in a fucking bad state I cant see a light at the end of the proverbial tunnel.............. Anyone have any suggestions in maintaining this so it is at least managable and I can continue to jump without the fear of "this might hurt!" Any other tips welcome!!! I look like fucking R2D2 at the moment!!! Laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Nice one
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As you live in Norway why not go to Spain / France to skydive your arse off then hook up with the Stavanger BASE Klubb in your home country?!?!? But before that and with the amount of jumps you have why not just go and have a blast with skydiving first?!?!