headoverheels

I was scuba diving in Bonaire, came back and someone had stolen the truck battery. Where is Cho Seung-Hui when we need him?

I wonder whether he blew away his ex. I wonder whether kitkatku11, who joked "please don't shoot me *raises hands up* " got blown away. And was it that 0.40 brazilian? Assuming, of course, that this was the nutter.

Your grammar is still funny.

Here's the "girlfriend"

30+ years ago, we were talking about some hot chick, and Bob VonDereau says "I'd suck her boyfriend's dick."

Yes, marry him, then bitch him into quitting skydiving.

How many jumps will you make in a year? If you make another hundred between now and July, you may feel like jumping the 132 by then. If you stop jumping for the winter, you may not like jumping a smaller canopy when you resume jumping months later. It may be easier to sell the canopy now at the start of the season, than next September. I made 900 jumps, starting when I had over 1000 jumps, on a Raven 3 at a w/l of under 0.71; it was not a problem for me. I did pull down on front risers sometimes to increase penetration into the wind. If your landings are not good on the 150, you should not go to the 132.

When I was a little boy My momma, she said to me: “Son, When you get big grown up What you wanna be?” I said to my momma: “Don't wanna be no doctor man A politician, a movie star All those things I can There's one job I'd like to have, You can never beat To be bolted to a chrome frame – and be a bicycle seat!” Life could be oh so sweet If I was a bicycle seat. Ride, ride limbo treat Sit on me, I'm a bicycle seat. No more hustles, no more deals, No more trying to sneak those wheels. No more cruisin’ or cosmic raps, No more staring at ladies laps. No more eyeing little worms, No more chasing after bums. No more “would you like to dance“, No more getting in their pants. Everything I really mean Is riding right to the bumper seat No more smelling good to waste With you pressed against my face. Life could be oh so sweet …

The Worst She Can Say is No Get a load of that chick! Dude- You gotta ask her out. Weellll, I dunno... Look. The worst she can say, is 'No' Hey! You're right! I'm always right! The worst she can say...is 'No'! Idunnoifyou'vebeennoticingmebutI'vebeennoticingyouand Iwaswonderingifyou'd like to go out with me! Oh my god you little Geek! Get away before I freak! I'm a babe and you are not. You can't handle what I've got! I'm too hot, too hot for you.. You ugly, stupid, zitfaced scum, You asked me out; you MUST be dumb. Well you can beg until you're blue, But you're not even fit to lick my shoe. I'm too hot, too hot for you. Ha ha ha! Don't make me laugh! I want a whole man, not a half. You wet your pants, I'm so sure. Too bad wimp-itis has no cure. I'm too hot, too hot for you. I've got a bitchin bod and a killer face, I'm god's gift to the male race. I'm the queen of babes supreme, But you'll only see me in you dreams. I'm too hot, too hot for you. Well? What'd she say?? Well, she didn't say no... -- Barry and the Bookbinders

I wouldn't care, as long as the jumps were good, and I didn't get cut! I'd like to see what the points were. Okay, saw the points, changed my mind, I would be irritated.

Moose turd pie.

I wouldn't care, as long as the jumps were good, and I didn't get cut! I'd like to see what the points were.

Hey, this is my Shark Air look!

Penguins....penguins who need people...are the luckiest penguins...in the world.

WTF? My avitar from two revs back just reappeared, squashed into the aspect ratio of my newer one...

At least my hair is on the increase, not the decrease.

It wasn't a 270, it was 27 10's. What could be safer than a 10 degree turn to final?

This urine doesn't have much of a head on it, but it goes down well.

No, I will not help you make white wee-wee.

Two scoops. On toast.

Screw you, you'll be wearing Depends soon.

Do it like any tracking contest. Get out one after another, track perpendicular to the jump run, open at the same planned altitude, see who went farther. Of course, the tracking contests usually get a jump run offset by a mile or so, if exiting from 12.5k, otherwise you might not make it back to the DZ.

Oh, baby, I'd be bleu without you...

Got my money's worth on this haircut!

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