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Although we can and should laugh at them I fucking hate scientolgy with a passion. It is a dangerous mind washing, murderous, money sucking bunch of cunts. A friend of mine was sucked in for a short while, it messed him up for a little. Hes ok now. I was also approached in Plymouth by some brain dead dickhead trying to flog me a bog on dianetics. I was invited into the office, they asked very personnell questions about when I'd fucked up in the past (like we ALL have) and then used it as levereage to try and sell me a book. Check out xenu.net you'll get loads of good info. CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
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And after that... She can spank me. Fair is fair. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
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Gotta admit, I clicked on it, but I know my shit is locked as tight as I can get it. Also doing nightly backups means for the last 4 years I've had no probs more than losing a days data (has happened once when blaster came out and I couldn't be bothered to sort it) But GFD still needs a spanking. I am willing to take it on for the community. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
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From thestraightdope.com: Well, you can't blame the chickens. They started out flying, after all. At least their ancestors did. The ancestor of modern chickens, the wild red jungle fowl (also a darn good name for a rock band), wasn't a great flier, but he could get around when he had to. The entire poultry family (chickens, turkeys, guineas, ducks) are adapted to living on the ground. Their beaks are better adapted to pecking off the ground, their feet to walking instead of perching, and their wings are smaller than other birds their size. Enter us. We take a perfectly happy wild red jungle fowl and start selectively breeding to produce bigger pectoralis muscles (that's the breast portion, for those of you who only see chickens in buckets) and eventually you get a bird who couldn't get off the ground if they thought of it, which they don't. Chickens comprise some of the thousands of artificial breeds that humans have created. Many domestic fowl, turkeys especially, have such large, um, breast portions, that they can no longer breed normally and must be artificially inseminated. This is a double whammy to the male poultry ego, such as it is. Bottom line: those hot wings you like to wash down with your Pabst are really vestigial limbs. And if you can tell your buddies that at happy hour, maybe they'll let you drive. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
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Don't go here www.triumphpc.com/john-lennon-project/dont-touch/index.shtml It'll fuck your shit up. This one is OK actually, but it does give me an idea... "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
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One I install on my, and all customers PCs, is Spybot Search and Destroy. I think it kicks the shit out of all other anti-spyware software, and its free. You can get it here http://www.safer-networking.org/en/ Make sure you use the tea timer option, this will stop registry changes and home page changes etc. As for anti-virus use AVG Free, get it here http://free.grisoft.com/doc/1 "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
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In Jersey too. I confused the shit out of a new barmaid asking for a pint of wife for me and a bottle of dog for the lady. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
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Stella. Stella. STELLLLLAAAA!!!! "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
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You cant blame the guy, He is just trying to do the best by his family. It is also shit that someone else loses their job because of this. However the blame lies squarley with the employer. If they weren't prepared to employ someone illegally to save 50 dollars a week (or whatever it is) the situation wouldn't arise. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
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Apparently Ridley Scott is remaking thsi but set in LA now. Could be cool. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
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Both are great films, different styles and tone though. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
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That was The Warriors. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080120/ Damn good film. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
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my problem with skydivingmovies.com.... any help?
jjiimmyyt replied to JeepDiver's topic in The Bonfire
Try this http://www.microsoft.com/windows/windowsmedia/software/Macintosh/osx/default.aspx "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave -
Cant be arsed to look but i still owe you dinner from another thread. Hope the family thing turned out as best as it could and I am glad your OK>
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Sunshine. She always cracked me up. Never met her but she seems like someone I'd normally gravitate towards IRL. Don't know if she still checks in as she invisible. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
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The thing wrong with that idea is that you're "pranking" a giant, faceless, bureaucratic corporation. The people responsible for you getting junk mail will never even know you mailed them banana peels. Some poor mail sorter getting paid minimum wage will have to deal with all that crap. I was that mail sorter for a short while. We had to wear gloves and smocks. People would put, literally, any old shit in the pre paids. After a day and a half I requested a transfer to the packing shed. It was worth it for 50p less an hour. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
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Do you want to see video of skydivers burning in?
jjiimmyyt replied to Vectracide's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I voted Yes, but only if I could learn from it. (even the impact). I'd really not rather watch but if I can gain knowledge and improve mine and others safety from the 'mistakes' of others then I think it is worthwile. Definatly not pleasant though. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave -
This is Skydive Jersey in the Channel Islands, Jersey. I've got no gear at the moment (on order though), it may have been the last time open this year and my nylon crack addiciton demanded I jump so I bit the bullet and did a tandem. Andy was generous enough to do it for free and the DZO was happy as long as slots were covered. As a sidenote I believe that under BPA regs anyone on the front, even if they have 100s of jumps, is considered a student unless they are doing a TI course. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
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wearing silly coloured helmets is all part of the game.FFS have you looked at what most people are wearing int the plane? It aint a fashion parade. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
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Ever tried to sink a round reserve into someones back garden because your main is square and you've had a bad spot/ tracked the wrong way? Shit happens. I think rounds were great at the time, and at some point I'd actually want to jump one just for the experience,, but only in perfect condtions. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
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I'm not an insturctor but I have a little expreience in this area. I tib/fibbed on AFF level 3, spent a week in the hospital (the nurses moved my bed so I could see the DZ). 3 months later I restarted my AFF and finsihed my A license a couple of weeks later. In a way I'm almost glad that I had a relatively minor inury early on in my career, its made me acknowledge just how risky this sport can be if you dont do it right. in the end I knew I wanted to keep jumping but that is only a decision that you can make for yourself. I'm glad I did. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
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Did my first tandem yesterday, had no rig to jump and needed to jump, the price was right, so off we went. Very interesting. Was shitting myself climbing into the 206 without a rig on, checked the harness conections every couple of minutes on the way up. didnt feel comfrortagble until we got to 4k or so. Also, having Monty behind you is never comfortable. The drougefall was weird and i aint dumped that high for a while. Watching my mates (who were videoing and playing) be near me on deployment was scary but they soon fell away. I was very surprised by the very light toggle pressure, similair to the Fury I had been jumping recently. I was expecting a real workout but on the Icarus main it was very nice. Also you can throw that thing round like a mofo if you want. All in all I was glad I did it. I have more knowledge about what TMs have to do (14 stone on your lap cant be comforatble for a start) and I got good canopy instruction with the instructor right behind me. So, cheers to Andy for taking me just for slots - I owe you some beers dude, and Alun for letting Monty do the Tandem for slots.
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13. And why the fuck wasn't it posted in Bonfire? I dont fucking know.
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12, Why the fuck is this being posted again? "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
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What he said. Well done. not Jealous at all. Hopefully see you all in a couple of years. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave