champu
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Geeking: v. tr. An extra-curricular activity during a skydive involving a camera flyer and the display of the tongue, peace sign, middle finger, or other form of non-verbal communication which, in any other context, would be insufferably lame. "We would have made that last point again if ryan wasn't off geeking the camera."
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Exactly. You generally can't (and shouldn't) expect apologies to be accepted just because you make them. You're not going to convince many people of how good a person you've become just because you can say, "I'm sorry" like some kind of of penitent robot.
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How would you deal with this situation? (serious/girl related)
champu replied to grue's topic in The Bonfire
he's under 18?!? geez, that's young for stalking. If at all possible call his mom. -
yeah I hear you, it's a good thing I'm overpaid...
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This reminds me an episode of "Married...with children"
champu replied to CrazyIvan's topic in The Bonfire
while breastfeeding in public is great and whatever, I think a certain level of discretion is in order*. *unless the woman is hot. -
reminds me of Pardo's Push
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are a dash and a hyphen really two different things? maybe an ampersand? otherwise I think tuna may have 'em
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ping pong But seriously, watch a few of the Olympic matches, and if you're still convinced your overweight acquaintance could compete, by all means petition the Olympic board of directors.
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Weaseling out is an important thing to learn, It's what separates us from the animals... ...except the weasel.
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There's nothing wrong with laughing at misfortune as long as you're laughing with your arm over their shoulder and not laughing and pointing.
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asshat I like writing it as âss or a "unit vector in the ass direction"
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I wake up, as if from a trance. I gather myself and have a look around. No, this certainly wasn't sleep. It didn't bring with it the dull ache of morning that my overly firm mattress affords me; it was something else altogether. Where was I? How did I end up here? I needed some kind of reference. Something rooted that could help me piece together the events of the last few hours. But maybe it had been longer than that. I know who I am, and I can rattle off all sorts of information I've acquired over the years, but this could be any time, any month... or even any year. How long had I been out? Do I have a job? Has any family been trying to find me? Wait... A computer. I'm sitting at a computer, but judging by this room I don't think I'm at work. Let's see, what was I doing... Interesting, it looks like I was typing something but it wasn't finished. I suppose my best bet would be to post it and see if I can find any clues in the responses I get.
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how lame is it to get personalized tags for your car?
champu replied to Hazarrd's topic in The Bonfire
I didn't have personalized plates when I was in Illinois. But, I think 4/5 cars in cook county (chicago) have personalized plates. I didn't think much of it at the time, but after living in florida for a bit and now california I'm starting to miss all the horrible horrible attempts at being clever. Oh hey, and what's up with the hearts on california plates? I (heart) this, we (heart) that... when can I start using random ascii characters? -
I VOTED FOR NADER! I HATE EVERYONE! this public service announcement was not only funny as hell, but also reminded me I need to download and watch the balance of season 2.
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Ideas for personalized license plates (non-skydiving)
champu replied to kelel01's topic in The Bonfire
this person must be shot. /edited to add: since I got it, it would probably be in the world's best interest I be shot as well. -
hey, I know that song...
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heh heh... ...free rides...
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yeah, but indiana beach kinda sucks /edited: mcrocker: starcraft, and more specifically, the siege tank
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I'm awake, I just got home from work about 20 minutes ago. Can't jump tomorrow but definitely heading out there Sunday.
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if you want to get hardcore, the best passwords are things like ±ºæü«Ñ
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I've only lived in SoCal for two months and I've already forgotten how to check weather forcasts.
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Well for one, I'm on the west coast. And second, I work from 3pm-12am.
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coffee... black. this poll is insufficient.
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I'm a 22 year old single male in L.A. county. I've got no tickets and no accidents. My insurance is a little over 1500/yr on one car who's bluebook is $8200 I think that's ridiculous, but the alternative is not driving.
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Last night there was a short bit by Seth MacFarlane (Family Guy) talking about one of the episodes... What you should learn from this episode is how important it is to control your anger. Take me for example, when someone pisses me off I just remember that I'm outrageously wealthy, and that makes it all okay. But if you're not, try this: next time someone pisses you off, don't lash out at them, just go home, get yourself a punching bag, and punch at it all you want... ...for about eight weeks or so. Then go over to the guy's house that pissed you off and knock on his door. When he answers the door, tell him you're from the census and ask if he'd mind answering a few questions. He'll say, "sure." Then you say, "Does this hurt?" then you beat the everloving crap out of him. And there's nothing he can do about it, because he hasn't been working out with a punching bag for the last eight weeks.