champu

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  1. champu

    Beautiful

    There's still something offputting about having "how quickly the subject of your efforts is rotting" as a workplace concern.
  2. well according to this handy-dandy web-thing I had to read today...
  3. 24... there needs a parameter for "my company has over 100,000 employees" which would definitely up the bullshit total also, the option for "I'm at work right now." would be pertinent.
  4. See, for me the skydive starts when I wake up that morning, and it generally ends sometime Wednesday afternoon.
  5. champu

    Help or ban?

    You have NO idea! What would you know about it? This site only caters to model citizens.
  6. the title of the article is purposely misleading to make more people want to read it. As much as you want to picture a teacher standing in front of a classroom, dildo in hand, preparing to demonstate oral sex to the class, it's not a very likely scenario. iirc, it looks as though oral sex will be added to the standard sex-ed curriculum. This isn't about shoving oral sex in their face* it's about making them feel more comfortable with the idea of, "hey oral sex doesn't just have to lead up to intercourse." And according to their study it seems to be helping. I know plenty of people who have smoked pot and never did anything else**, and I know of numerous "realationships" that involved oral sex and nothing further. *I know, I know... I'm sorry **no other harder drugs I mean
  7. Connect them in parallel, charge 'em up and grab the terminals. I wonder what it feels like to have 78,000,000,000,000,000,000 electrons go through you...
  8. crazy rest of the world with yer "kilograms" and yer "litres" and yer "celsius" and all that foreign. fake. crap.
  9. and the lewis black fans rejoiced. really it was a great movie, I was hysterical throughout the entire thing. And yes, hearing the descrete adult and child laughter at different points in the movie was funny in itself.
  10. I'm ... too sexy for this Zoloft.
  11. champu

    Corn on the cob

    do you cut it off so that you get mostly loose kernals but several clumps that look like little chips which you eat with your hands? I used to do that... ya know... when I was 7.
  12. Super mario brothers. Someone said something was going to drive them crazy... ...and two people stepped in to prevent it from happening. This is unacceptable behavior.
  13. champu

    Corn on the cob

    I don't cater my polls to the criminally insane.
  14. champu

    Corn on the cob

    disclaimer: this survey is not sanctioned by the United States Department of Agriculture.
  15. I had a 3.8 semester... but it was my last one in undergrad... and it feels excellent
  16. oops, voted Schmidt-Cassegrain but actually now that I'm reading about it, I think it was a Maksutov-Cassegrain (not really all that different I don't think, more like a small improvement on the same idea) anyway, Meade telescope with a 5" aperture. Twas a fun toy as a kid, but I was never a real big astronomy buff.
  17. what's even more fun is being sick during finals... oh yeah... It's fun to tell yourself it's just alergies as long as you can, right up until you blow your nose and see all the pretty colors... ...yeah, alergies don't look like that...
  18. yeah I wonder if that accounts for inflation... "space flights have come down to $100,000, meanwhile the price of a big mac has risen to nearly $1,200..."
  19. Aren't you supposed to be an engineer or something? oh wait nevermind it was general engineer... that explains it...
  20. prolly one of my duller moments, and I wasn't even drinking... I walk into a closed screen door knocking it off it's track... take my word for it, those things'll do a number on your face. Then I collect myself, realign the door back on its tracks, grab the book I'd left on my patio table, turn around and walk right into the damned screen door again... it gets better... I meet up with a friend half an hour later -> "jesus, are you alright?" -> "what, why?" -> "you've got some kinda weird pattern on your face, what did you do? walk into a screen door?"
  21. well, I think the first wrong move would be only giving yourself a 3ft margin of error.
  22. someone's been reading their "Junior Orthographic Detective's Handbook" I make up words in conversation all the time, but it's usually just to increasify funnitude.