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sorry, but these are just the normal standard phrases used worldwide by diplomats after elections to congratulate a new president, a new government etc. no more, no less The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

/monty python voice/ Larks' tongues. Wrens' livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguars' earlobes. Wolf nipple chips. Get 'em while they're hot. They're lovely. Dromedary pretzels, only half a denar. Tuscany fried bats. /monty python voice/ The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

just one simple answer: don't even think about taking a raft out of a side door. way to dangerous go visit a boogie with a skyvan and take some experienced jumpers with you. if it's just newbies jumping with the raft: don't even think about it... take care.... The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

scored 81 % - actually i like being a slutpuppy edit to add: reading the other scores i have to realise i'm one of the top sluts in here though not the top slut The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

i'm just wondering who opened the door & let you out of s.c. ..... The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

Sir, yes Sir! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

i ususally spread some butter betwenn my girlfriends.... duh - that's not a sex-thread either The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

that's what i'll stick to, just wondering why such a broad variety of dz.com inhabitants seem to love it edit 4 typo The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

ok i'll admit that i was bored & so i took a trip though s.c. - jeeeeeezzzzuzzzz! what a trip through self-righteousness, arrogance & ignorance i wonder if any of these discussion ever turn into something usefull /rant off/ The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

ok, i guess i have to be more specific why i felt bored. i went to the coach-course with high expectations rehearsing the sim & the irm during the course for a whole day bored me to death - cause i think (note: personal opinion & no attack to anybody in specific) that is the homework that should be done before and _NOT_during the course itself what i really liked was the practical stuff - to have somebody from outside my dz evaluate me teaching. to have somebody give feedback on my debrief after a jump. to have some highly experienced jumper by my side showing me how to be prepared for the unexpected..... if my first posts were to negative - sorry for that, only tried to tell my experience. as for aff-rating: i don't feel nowhere near making it. maybe in the future, when students are no longer able to outfly me & for coaching itself: hell, thats the challenge i was trying to master & definitely the best and most satisfying thing i was doing this very summer The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

sorry to - slightly - disagree with you - during the coach-course you are shown how the buddy-principle (spell?) works and how you will always find yourself on the safe side using this teaching-concept. if you teach this way nobody can ever complain that you didn't tell everything to a more than exhaustive extent maybe that's the only method that really works for "stupid/asshat" students the more intelligent students tend to get bored to death - but what do i know edit for spell The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

classes will be boring as hell. you'll have someone in front telling you what he's going to talk about, then talking about it and furthermore retelling you what he was just talking about learn the sim by heart (bloody paperework is what they will ask you about).... to be more constructive: have you attended FJC's and succesfully taught there? good! work on flying skills as mentioned and work on recognizing what your student is doing. furthermore work on giving the correct signals in time. if you haven't developed these skills yet - you won't learn them at the coach course... been coaching during the summer - well the coach course barely gives you a glimpse of what is required to be even a moderate coach. still - go for it & have fun working with students. it's definitely worth it & you'll learn a hell of a lot about yourself

same player shoot again in different forum (s.c. most likely) The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

vigils are grounded too The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

the nearest i came to a night jump was that incredible deep sunset load over the alps two weeks ago - to see the lights going up on the ground was just amazing. whoaaaahhh! so go for it! guess i envy you The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

that thread definitely is in need of a real shaved p***y enjoy The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

it's tuesday - i'm ROTFLMAO & i'm not ashamed The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

maybe that's the point that is so hard to understand or bothering because the majority of european universities are run by the state and the don't rely on private donors. doesn't that open a big door for lobbying-groups? to make somebody shut up cause he's afraid of loosing his job, a ruined career a ruined live just because he is wording his/her concerns? in europe we've lived very close to the iron curtain - to many stories of people critical to the system made shut up that way. The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

ok- the patriot act has been fairly discussed in here. but i don't know if some of you have realized of how – under the guise of "war against terrorism" - this act is eating away your constitutional rights. from some stories i have heard & read in european news i have to come to the conclusion that your freedom of speech is no longer granted. maybe not for joe average on the street but definitely for teachers working in universities. as i understand u.s. universities are funded by private sponsors. according to media there have been cases where these sponsors have made successfull attempts to get teachers who are critical about the current administration fired. not directly but by threatening the universities to withdraw their financial support if these teachers/professors still appear on their payroll so my questions are What do you think about this? Do you find this disturbing or normal? Do you think this is just a biased european/liberal/whatever perception? to make things clear: i'm not bashing the u.s. but if this happened over here i would be deeply concerned and ask myself if democracy is still working or if my country is run by a totalitarian regime (we had it first hand some 60 years ago and memory of how this started is still fresh....) ok - this is my first post in s.c. – that means The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

geeez! i thought you had the other crabs The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

if you are really that good looking (like your avatar) i guess i'd do you but wait: i'd also do ron. why? he f***s so many people on dz.com that he should know how it is to be done .... The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

austria: that's all i could find out for now. hope it helps lat/long: 48 26 48 N / 15 38 05 E LOAG Skydive Krems Austria Flugplatz Krems/Gneixendorf elevation: 312 m/1022 ft lat/long: ???? LOXN Paraclub Wiener Neustadt Flugplatz Wiener Neustadt West elevation: ??? lat/long: ??? LINZ IATA-Code: LNZ ICAO-Code: LOWL Fallschirmspringer Club Union Linz edit to add: no exhaustive list, there are more but couldn't find ICAO-Codes for the rest. will post follow up

never heard of... still learning new stuff from dz-com The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

is that by F.Z.? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

i don't think you are an asshole - me thinks you are a p***y. why? cause real assholes do what they want to do anyway. they don't look around for a confirmation of their "assholism" The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666