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maybe 'cause all the guys would have to admit what they are dreaming of..... you! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

footbal? i couldn't care less! but i think it's just great, that all the biggies (xcept for the netherlands) went home The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

first one was a tandem out of a skyvan. the instructor just said: we will go straight out of this door and you will not stop at the edge .... what i said? nothing. just thought: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo and out the door we went The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

ok - i'm not the most experienced freeflyer - but that would be (is) my plan if i'm jumping with others first: have a plan & dive the plan (same as in rw) plus have something like a plan B that everybody is obliged to follow to the letter (but that's what you are asking for anyway) make a linked exit & once stable release grips- that way the exit is less likely to funnel & you don't have that much horizontal & vertical separation once you release grips from my understanding the diver going low is the new base - make a carefull approach (if possible). the lowest one should slow down - makes it easier for the rest o catch up if there's one jumper to high up, who doesn't make it down to the base: keep your eyes open and watch the others as if your life depended on it (i think it does)- if you are the center & they track away ? stay in place if you see just two track away & the third is directly under you - gtf away without getting in the airspace of the others... there's been many discussions about inexperienced freefliers going on a dive together - it makes makes planning really difficult if you are not so shure about your own & the the abilities of the others ? for my part the biggest "group" i join is two other people and i feel much more comfortable if it's just a two-way hope this helps The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

sometimes i just wish i was one of them chutes getting squeezed and cuddled The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

usually i pack myself. on few occasions friends pack my chute, cause sometimes i do the same for them - so i actually can't say i ever used a packer The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

i'm just wondering if i can - for once - have the last word in a thread The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

i wonder who said that. i bet it was one of those pimple-faced young FUBIS with rotten teeth running around in central london on a trip to get laid The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

garfield used to be cool - like 20 years ago edit to add: fat freddy's cat is still . even after 30 years! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

hmmmmm - boobie posts are back again The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

naw - the man - i had sex with men but only once & he didn't stick it in me thingie The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

so you have this option for the girls where's the one for the guys? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

how true. that's why it comes in "bottomless" cups @ ladyskydiver & the rest of the u.s. folks: ever tries turkish mocca? bet you haven't. it's fine ground coffee (looks like powder) put into boiling water with sugar added for taste german coffee? well better than the american version but nonetheless not worth discussing french café au lait? well that's quite ok if you don't want your coffee to be strong iatalian coffee? an espresso is an espresso is an espresso.... best coffee in the world? viennese specialities. lots of different ways to brew the stuff. you really should consider a visit and try them yourself The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

what a pity The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

the stuff you & your fellow americans refer to as "coffee" doesn't even deserve this name that's why you all (gross generalization, i know) like to come to good old europe to get something better than that crap served at starbucks (YUCK). so how about a nice, real, strong & tasty mocca with tons of caffeine? HMMMMM! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

don't listen to all the wiseguys! i bet they all are still struggling with zp-canopies! better send me a ticket - i'm coming!!!! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

monty python still fuckin' rules! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

i doubt that your shlong is that long The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

if i knew how to translate "arsch frisst hose"....... The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

i play fire-pois at these crazy, psychedelic goa-partys and if you are in a state of altered consciousness anttending such partys you see lots of dwarfs, fairiey, elves - i was the gnome - hence my name The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

do you prefer them to be worn on the right or the left? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

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sounds like you met the queen-bee of one those kinky sneaker-parties puke The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

ok - i'll play: i was really eager to get the coach rating. but when class finally started i was more than pissed off & angry about what was actually taught. one the second day of rehearsing the bloody sim and the irm to the letter i had a headache and wanted to kick the instructors butt the theory part boils down to one thing: say what ou are going to say, say it and once more state what you just said it's the padi-system on it's finest and designed for dummies. if it had been any other place than my dz i would have left the first evening. what i liked about it was the actual jumping. the two evaluation jumps and the following debrief with the instructor taught me way more than two dull days of theory. as for charging students: i won't charge them. if they pay me a ticket - fine. if they don't - that's ok also. just my 0,02 euro-cents The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

and what do the seeds look like? geeez - i think you could make a fortune with these The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666