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if you are all jacked up, why don't you jack...... ah nevermind. i s'pose you are a nice little girl and wouldn't ever do such a naughty thing The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

i would be pretentiuos if i stated phil collins and sting were the two greatest bores in music-business - which in fact i didn't The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

So whats UP?!?!?!?!?! *** none of your business - fokkker The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

i just sit here LMFAO (and i'm so glad that it's after hours in the office and i'm all alone) and the other stuff on that site is also a class of it's own The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

phil collins and sting singing together - that's two great bores united in fact i like the old stuff collins made The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

one for the guys: guy: would you wear shoes if you hadn't feet? girl: of course not guy: then why are you wearing a bra? whispered dialogue somewhere in a dark bedroom: "I love you" "I love you too" "I'm sooooo crazy about you" "Me too" "By the way i'm John" "Cute – we have the same name...." and one for the ladies: there's this two little girls talking. suddenly the first one says: hey - do you have any idea what a penis is? second one: no, but we could ask our teacher so the next day the first girl walks up to the teacher and ask: could you tell me what a penis is? the guy blushes, is a little out of words and after some mumbling says: come outside i'll show you so what does the little girl tell her friend when she returns? a penis looks like a cock, but it's definitely much smaller The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

first it was barbara streisand, now it's madonna - could it be that you had a crush on both ladys and they had no interest in you? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

Would you go for pink pistol grips? or a guy that had a gun with a pink holster *** well if he was gay and hung like a...... ah sorry . wrong thread The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

man i just wish there was someone to read these translations loud The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

last time i went to walmart i bought some air balloons and fixed them on my car. i'm just wondering why eversince everybody leaves the road when i'm driving through town. maybe it's the colour -----› pic attached The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

i did all my training in a skyvan. walking towards this huge open gap, turning around so that my back faces outwards, having to reach up to grab the doorframe and wait for my instructors -----› that scared me shitless this changed when i finally reached solo status and i could jump on my own. one of the first things i did was to run out of the skyvan, hurtling myself into the air this year i did my coachrating. one of the evaluation-jumps was out of a skyvan. walking back to the door with my "student", turning around with my back facing outwards i remembered how afraid i once was. right then i knew that i had overcome one of my fears, wich put a BIG smile on my face

An elephant asks a camel: " Why are your boobies on your back ?" " Well" says the camel, " I think it is a strange question from somebody who's willy is on his face" The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

ok i'll make the start A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?" And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond, he's so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off." The Doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?" And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!" The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

i was not aware of posting rumors - if so please tell me where i did so i can learn something new (no sarcasm!) The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

AFAIK the german approval of the vigil was based on the paperwork the makers of the vigil presented - that's it. they believed in the papers and then made a drawback when first problems became known and grounded the device. after the manufacturers stated they had a solution to known problems, the grounding was cancelled without further investigation austria and sweden are the only countries where the use of vigils is not allowed. btw - do you know how this is refered to? austria and sweden are labeled "unwilling" for me it reads like this: imagine i put a car of my own make into the market. the brakes are poor. when people start to complain i simply say: hey you just have to start braking earlier i wouldn't get away with this kind of business-practice for too long. if vigil wants to sell units in austria they have to approach our authorities not the oher way round. so far (again afaik) vigil representatives have approached dealers and asked if they wanted to sell the vigil. but without approval - no legal selling and use of the unit this whole story is just so weird..... The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

ohhhh pooor boy *pattinghead* you deal out lots - you should be man enough to take a few. without whining The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

wasn't shopping for an answer - but i'm really glad that you gave exactely this one. thanx! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

the same issues you listed (thanks for being so thorough and for taking your time to type) are discussed in austria, where the vigil is not approved. it was also stated, that the manufacturers of vigil have not approached authorities for getting an approval to get their device in to the market yet. another point for the cypres guys: they seem to have have done their homework really good - they test it with every new container. vigils "should" work with every container without testing. the stuff about using "any loop" would worry me the most so knowing about all these issues - if i were to buy a new aad, i'd stick to cypres and wouldn't mind the extra cash. The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

the smaller canopies in our school are pilots. from all student canopies i have flown, pilots are IMHO the best to handle. students love them (except for packing ) and they are (from what i know) cheaper than the other canopies just my 0,2 (euro)cents The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

vigils are sold stating that they never need any service except for new battereis. my (still unanswered/unsolved) question is: every machine (like a car, a dishwasher, a camera - you name it) needs service and meintenance. and this electronic gadget doesn't need any during it's complete lifecycle? seems a bit ridiculous - at least to me. do you have an answer to this or am i mistaken in my concern? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

hey dude - take a deep breath & relax ok?

thanks for the stats - and thanks that you realized that 60 days was way to high still i'm missing something: where did europe as a whole move towards socialism? my guess is - the stereotypes of cold war and mccarthy are still deeply embedded in "american" minds. that everything "left" from a conservative view is labeled "communist" and therefore it must be condemned as for working only 35 hours a week: companies alsways complain that the cost of labour is to high and that they have to cut down hours etc. the outcome: less hours working means less money. so you end up with two or three macjobs, working 60 or more hours a week and still being unable to make enough cash for you and your family so europe is definitely not the "sacred land" with tons of days of etc and btw: i didn't say you are a dumb american,or that americans are dumb in general. i simply don't like the idea to put everybody in the same pot.... edit to add: i don't think that the average guy who voted republican is dumb either. it just worries a lot of people that it seems that the majority of americans voted for beliefs/morals. maybe that was out of a lack of choice? i don't now. i' just an uninformed european The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

i still believe it makes a big difference which audience you choose to speak up to go to one of these hardcore christians sects and say that you think what they do is bs - i bet you get the same reaction from them as from any other hardcore hindu, muslim, catholic .... - you name it as stated before: each side has its nutcases. the problem - as i see it - is that only the nutcases get media coverage. the non-radical majority stays quiet. unfortunately. i ask myself many times: where is this silent majority. why don't they speak up against radicalism of any sort? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

which countries are you talking about? must be someplace else but definitely not europe if i am mistaken, please take your time to correct me. i'd be more than happy to live in a place like that The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

seems like you try to give something back that you didn't receive during your training - that's a good motivation & a good job [:) - but don't get exploited *hey we can take a rest 'cause adreanlinejunki is doing all the work* good luck & keep us informed on how your coach course went The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666