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i remember one time when my former gf sat on my lap on the frontseat of my car and we were doing our thing - all of a sudden three nuns were passing the car greeting i found it pretty funny, ex-gf was pretty embarrassed The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

awwww come on - drop at least one name, that's what this thread is all about The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

nice story

and i thought you were playing in the same league already The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

ah i see: first you run a thread on impossible posts and the you come up with some new shit of your own btw: my gf sent me hers The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

and who is supposed to post this one? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

i got laid - solves problems of all kinds seriously: if i was low on money, i'd just jump enough to keep my license valid. The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

i won't knitpick anymore - by ron The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

i converted to islam it's great - by chuteless how i sold my guns and became a libertarian - by johnrich i hate texas, guess i'll move to canada - by aggiedave bonfire sux major- let us all move to speakers corner - by feuergnom The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

could you go into more detail, i don't get your point The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

where's the greenies - i want this to be moved to bonfire. no guns, no religion no nuthin, not even gwb, queers, nuns, the pope or other dead people getting plastinated - definitely doesn't belong here The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

the "coolest" looking skydiver is the one in the hangar/on the packing matt or where-ever packing his chute himself - proof he didn't kill himself or others since he left the plane. well at least that is for me The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

is one of the old & cool hotshots & jumps with all sorts of pyro-stuff The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

how bout "brain-lock" doh, that's my team double doh: forgot aboutthe z so ist should be spelt brainlockz

& what does it mean for you? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

is spoiling this short thread with already three posts - apart from that: nuthin (too lazy to look up profile) The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

i had a discussion yesterday with my rigger about this subject - so thats how things are dealt with in austria (maybe different in other countries) basically she told me this: if she inspects a canopy and it is not airworthy anymore, she makes this fact very clear to the owner and states the fact of the canopy being "unairworthy" on the invoice/receipt & the packing card. so in case the owner sells the canopy to a third party afterwards (and hopefully hands out all the papers) third party should know whats wrong with the canopy. as for writing something on an unairworthy canopy - well since it still belongs to somebody, she (as a rigger) wouldn't want to 'damage' it if the rigging loft sells and unairworthy canopy of its own stock (sometimes you just get old ones and keep them) for decoration, lines are cut of and the orange warning label is removed – so it is obvious the canopy is not jumpable any more my 0,2 euro-cents: i'd be extremely cautious if i bought something on the web without a rigger/rigging loft being involved The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

clicky The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

sad news indeed but one (maybe dumb) question rises: aren't unairworthy canopies marked in some way thus preventing such things happening? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

thanks for the article - it's going to keep me & our upcoming jumpers very busy this season The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

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cause maybe you are the proud owner of a big pecker wearing tight jeans? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

Four guys are drinking in a bar, bragging about their sons. "My son," the first one says, "started out washing cars at dealership, but now owns the dealership and just gave one of his friends four new cars of his choice!" "My son," said the second, "started out serving lunch in a real estate office, but now owns the real estate office and just gave one of his friends a new mansion!" "My son," said the third, "started out sweeping the floors at the Stock Exchange, but now practically owns the Stock Exchange and just gave one of his friends a 1,000,000 in stock." "Well," the fourth guy said, "my son's turned out to be a bit of a disappointment. He's a gay hairdresser and he has SEVERAL boyfriends. On the plus side, between them, they gave him four cars, a mansion, and a million dollars in stock for his birthday." edit: ooooops - it's wednesday already The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

phheeewwwww! for a while i thought i was the only one The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No," George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the next room. In it was Newt Gingrich with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George. The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said: "OK, Monica, you're free to go." The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666