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    I never managed to do both at the same time man i love you for that one The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    did i mention that i love flexible women? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    that depends on where these inches have to fit in... whoa, wrong thread in wrong forum i guess everyone knows what the answers would be if this one got moved to bonfire as for your original question: i have no idea The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    the issue of sabres (I & II) having hard openings has been discussed ad nauseatum on these forums.... every canopy has the "ability" to open with brute force resulting in light to severe injuries or worse. so don't blame pd or any other manufacturer for putting out "a crappy canopy with bad opening characteristics" before anybody asks - yes, i have read the thread in incidents The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa, Florida. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. "Chinese food is loaded with MSG," he continued. "High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake." The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAJEEEEZUZ! and i always thought i was kinky The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    Awesome Sunset

    feuergnom replied to sid's topic in The Bonfire

    did you take that pic before or after making a hole in your finger? btw: nice shot! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    as far as freinds have told me a turbo-finist is really crowded with ten people in it The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    well as far as i know there a various pictures of male dizziedotcom-posters trousersnakes to be found on this site - if you dare to post i bet at least the girls will dig 'em and repost them without further notice when you definitely don't want them to come up plus there is no rule against posting your pecker The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    i knew you would take the bait they grow all over the place. you just have to know where to find them and what to look for if you are not shure which ones to collect - stick to the classic edible ones (don't know the english names though). they are delicious as well
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    ... and i thought i was doing incoherent stuff after i ate these shooms last week f**** did i just post this ? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    whazzup - where's the pics of shlongs flapping in high-speed?
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    i started skydiving because i am afraid of heights. i figured it would get better. well for the part of leaving the plane - YES! but i still feel very uncomfortable when i am hiking and i'm close to an edge of a cliff or something like that, especially if there is nothing i can take at least a hold The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    i am quite a bit puzzled that there hasn't been an uproar by the p.c.-folks. yet that we are making jokes and comments on the poor lard-assed folks of our precious skydiving-community and outside. after all - they are still human. although many of them look to me like large alien blobs of protoplasm stalking around our planet on wobbly feet. heck they even reproduce and their offspring just looks the same. must be some kind of cloning or sprouting going on edit to add: me finding obese people just plain gross is gender neutral, there is no difference between obese man and women The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    additional material on exit separation can be found on skratch garrisons site don't miss the other stuff - this guy has a lot to say and offer just to mess everybody up two more links dealing with uppers 1 dealing with uppers 2 The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    are you talking about this hottie? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    as if they haven't done that after the assasination of former president sadat egypt is not a part of britain. or did i miss something? if i missunderstood something: my bad but still -----› wrong thread. The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    maybe you think you have got nothing to hide. but who defines the standards? you or your government? maybe you are breaking laws you don't know exist.... The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    the benefit of a coach rating? well as the others have already mentioned - you can work with real students once they are cleared for self-supervised jumping. i made my coach rating last year. i hated the course but i love everything that followed it. in the school i work with 3 coach jumps before students are making their exam are mandatory. so they can choose what they want to learn. some take more than these 3 jumps, some just the mandatory ones. the last one took coaching from jump 8 - 28 - no wonder she finished with bravado and flies better than other jumpers on the dz with say 100 jumps so getting this rating helps you to contribute to the dz - the better the students are, the bigger their smiles get when they see they can go along with the "more experienced" folk once they have the a-license to make it short - i love being a coach and i don't regret getting this rating
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    try shrooms - they make better visuals ooops - did i just type this & hit the post button The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    according to the number of posts you put up i guess it's time to leave the house & go jumping or is it bad weather at your place? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    seems like the manufacturer came up with a solution german clicky english clicky The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    sharks will be the next species that used to live on this planet for a couple of million year but became extinct when some dimewits whose ancestors crawled down from the trees a very short time ago found it cool to slaughter off anything they could get their hands on The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    let's are really nice planes for jumpers of all kinds - but a horror for those who own or operate them. to sad that you aren't enough at your dz to keep them i wonder how long it takes for them to become xtinct for the very same reasons at the places i jump (slovakia & chech republic) The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    whoa professor - tired of s.c.? guess i like your kind of humour The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666