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my dad'S passed to the other place a long time ago, but i guess he would have liked it if i had painted his fingernails The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

maybe we could send him one of those magazines, you know the one'S with all the BOOBIES inside The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

if PJ is ever going to stop bickering, shouting, screaming and getting his panties all tied up - well my guess is hell is going to freeze over The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

sadism? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

you playin chickin? i thought that posting IBTL got threads instantly L******d? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

most of the threads make my brain hurt after 10 posts, butthere is something addictive about sc. you cant't stand it but you can't ignore it either. must be a form of masochism The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

sounds like a kewl idea bring on the pain post 'em pm's yeah! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

i remember a time when you stated you'd never go here – and now you are arguing with PJ - is this for real? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

is it the tits or the legs? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

other colors - get a combo of screaming pink, neon green and dead elephang grey for stripes - the girls will think of you as rather col for wearing such outrageous stuff and you can easily blend ito the folks ath the rainbow boogie The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

i know this thread is old, but i just re-read it and this quote puzzles me a bit. could someone explain to me why a smaller TI shouldn't jump with a big/baggy jumpsuit? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

awwww - now we are all mising liembergs witty response. what a loss The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

since polls are anonymous your point seems moot The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

ohh poor you. such a big boy and nobody pays attention on ya The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

you are beating a dying horse. just my opinion though The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

furthr its the 3rd thread on dz's in general skydiving. didn't you read the sticky or don't you just care The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

if it's good for MIT graduates it must be good for boring meetings The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare your Bullshit Bingo card by drawing a square - 5 x 5 is a good size - and dividing it into columns - five across and five down. This will give you 25 x 1-inch blocks. 2. Write one of the following words/phrases in EACH block: synergy, strategic fit, core competencies, best practice, bottom line, revisit, take that offline, 24/7, out of the loop, benchmark, value added, proactive, win/win, think outside the box, fast track, result-driven, empower (or empowerment), knowledge base, at the end of the day, touch base, mindset, client focus(ed), ballpark, game plan, leverage, and paradigm. 3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases. 4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout BULLSHIT! Testimonials from satisfied Bullshit Bingo players: * "I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won." - Jack W., Sydney. * "My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically." - David Dingo, Sydney. * "What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win." - Bill Redbutt, Melbourne. * "The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben Gross, Brisbane. * "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed BULLSHIT! for the third time in two hours!" - Kathleen Loesser, Canberra. The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

sorry much to complicated questions, my brain hurts The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

4 pages and 97 posts later theres only three pic of naked postwhore glory where have the good old days of posting nakes smut (can anyone say tittie bar?) on dz.com gone The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

WHAT have I told Y'All about doing some BASIC RESEARCH!!! thanks - i really needed a laugh today - though: did this have to happen in speakers corner The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

all muslims know, that their heaven is superior and for blowing myself up: naw, the martyrdom of being surrounded by oh so proud infidels (read: christians) sure qualifies me for going to muslim heaven The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

gay day is for all the 100% pure hetero skydivers who bought screaming pink (or other definitly gay colored) second hand suits so they can jump them a least once without getting funny looks The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

a bunch of raunchy, scarecly dressed virgins waiting for me in heaven are reason enough thats way better than sitting on top of a cloud and singing hallelujah all boring day long in christion heaven The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

since this topic has been discussed several times you are beating a dead horse nobody has to fill out his profile, as already mentioned there are various reasons for not providing any personal info like license-numers etc and it doesn't make any difference wether the name in my profile is my real name or my alter ego. if you don't feel well about this - step back from your computer, take a deep breath or a walk in fresh air or even better – maybe get a real life. after all this is just the internet edit: i just read some of your recent posts. did someone piss in your cornflakes lately? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666