Girlfalldown

So when's the party? LOL I'm actually suprised anyone read down that far. HA! Just testin ya'll! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I got some really cool stuff! Probably the best gift I got was a really nice down jacket. I don't think I've ever owned a really nice jacket and I am always bitching and moaning about how cold I am. Well this thing is so warm I'm in heaven going out now. I also got Sirius radio for my car which is another really thoughtful thing because I commute 2 hours a day and really wanted it. Got some 1000 thread count sheets that I absolutely love! Got a photo printer that I can connect my camera to directly and edit and print photos on. Autobiography of a Yogi on CD CD of Poker tips A Burts Bees bathroom gift set socks cutting board avocado slicer nitrous pot holders Henckel chopping knife hmm...what else? Well we also got our kitties a stocking each filled with fun stuff but my favorite thing is this lazer light pointer. One of our cats, the more timid one, goes absolutely ballistic for this thing. She runs in circles and all over the place chasing it. Then she stands guard in case it comes back. Sooo funny. It was the nicest Christmas ever. My man is such a thoughtful guy. I'm so lucky! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Birds are the loudest. Fish can be a pain in the ass if you don't have the tank just right. Reptiles are great but if you feed them crickets they tend to escape and keep you up all night with the chirping. Cats can be attention whores, skittish things or friendly delights depending on their moods. I have cats but I've had all of the others at different times in my life. I like cats the most so far. I prefer dogs to cats but can't accommodate them yet. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Oh my gawd. You guys are a bunch of whiney bitches! They aren't changing anything. It's not like they're going to remove Christopher Robin from all the old footage and super impose that girl in his place. It's a frickin cartoon man! A CARTOON! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Oh Lisa, I just saw this. I'm so sorry for your loss. This is just horrible. Let me know if there is anything I can do for you. Shannon

Great pic and great news! Congrats Willem! I wish you both a very wonderful life. Post pics pahhleeeze?

You know, I thought there shouldn't not be an age limit to read dz.com as long as you have your parents permission. After reading and partaking in todays threads I say RUN! RUN AWAY! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Nice one! Maybe it's fun and we just don't know it. Or maybe it's some kind of ritual you have to do before becoming a man. Or maybe it just calls to them like BASE jumping calls to us. Or maybe some westerner offered them chocolate to do it. Who knows. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Well she'd better back off, he's mine! sorry...couldn't keep a straight face. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Make that a table for 2 thanks. Can you have Kelel01 seat us? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'm in. Who's gonna win my $10? I've been sucking at poker (and not in a good way). -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Probably because it's the only sex you ever have. rl Ohhooooohhhh burn! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

The idea of wearing my grandmothers underpants must have gotten you all hot and bothered. You want her number? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Did anyone else read that as "smelly feces"? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Does it count if she has a tampon in? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

No, that's next Thursday. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I guess that'll do. Please send pics. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

In order to truly hate you must first truly love. Then you can hate that motherfucker all you want. This has nothing to do with anything. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

thanks for sending me a pair of yours, i've got them on inside out right now

Just thought I'd remind everyone that today is "Wear your underpants inside out Thursday"! If you forgot then you'd better go fix it! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Bu... nevermind. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I wish I lived near you. I'd bring a group and have you seat us in one of those girls sections. Oh the fun we would have. There's a smudge on my knife! No water for me. Oh can you get me some water? No no no, bubbly water. I didn't order that! Where's my salad? Yes I did order a salad! This wine is corked. This wine is corked too. What do you mean it's a screwcap? That's not my lipstick on this glass! I said rare, not well done. No tip for you! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I never did before but if I did it would be Elmo. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Tacky. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

do you still want me to call you and talk dirty ? No. Now that I know it's you I'd rather just stab myself in the face with a rusty nail. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)