Girlfalldown

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  1. Thank you both. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  2. That doesn't make me difficult. It makes me a super cool rock star that's just better than everyone else. That was a joke. Please read my sigline. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  3. Aint that the truth! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  4. You aren't going to take that from him are you? I'll hold him. You kick his ass!!!! He'll probably just like that. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  5. hehehe...you really don't know me. I'm the most insensitive woman in the world and I'm usually the first to point out the hotties to my babe so he can enjoy the view too. Oh, tomatos are fruits but I still don't think it's right. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  6. Nope, that's not it. I rarely think of myself which causes these bursts of frustration and irrational thought. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  7. No. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  8. Can someone please answer that? What is wrong with me? You guys know me. Why am I so damned difficult? Hmmmm? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  9. I was named after a river in Ireland and a small town in Northernish California. Shannon Carmel. Sounds like a porn star or something almost... Still it's better than what they were going to name me. Shasta Nyoming. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  10. I really hope this is my last one. I don't think I can go through this again. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  11. HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  12. Holey cow! I didn't even know you were pregnant! Congratulations to you both.
  13. I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from Girlfalldown's Disorder. Cause: cursed amulet Symptoms: mild back pain, talking like a pirate, cranial bloating, shrunken head Cure: take four sprigs of belladonna and come back in the morning That's really weird because I really have all that and I sometimes take belladonna. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  14. I want to play tonight but I not make it home til the loser tourney. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  15. Dean Gardens. It has a bar. Duh! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  16. Beautiful Sex Machine Who Likes It In The Butt HAHAHAHAHA! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  17. And here: Female ejaculation is prostate like fluid that is pushed out of the urethra (pee tube) which originates not from the bladder but from the Paraurethral/Skenes glands (located under the g-spot area) during sexual arousal. http://www.holisticwisdom.com/services_female-ejaculation_what-is-it.htm I don't know why I'm posting all this. I've never experienced it. I'd say it was pee just cause I'm jealous that I can't do it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  18. Well the Christians say the following: Many still explain away the fluid some women eject from the urethra at climax as urine resulting from momentary loss of bladder control. While this might occur in a very small number of women, it does not explain the experience shared by somewomen: the fluid doesn't look like urine, doesn't smell like urine, and it has been proven in many chemical analyses that it is not urine. These women produce a small amount of clear fluid which has only trace amounts of uric acid; this indicates the fluid comes through the urethra, but does not come from the bladder. Chemically the fluid is very similar to the fluid from the male prostate. http://www.themarriagebed.com/pages/biology/female/fe.shtml Jesus knows. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  19. Did anyone else read this as: Female squirrel orgasms ? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  20. Oh my gawd! Windcatcher ate the cookie! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  21. I don't remember this game! I remember the girl though. She has such a perty smile. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  22. My boss liked this answer. Thanks! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  23. It's HR Pufnstuf and I can't remember what HR stands for. Searching now. Shows you how much I know. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  24. What does the HR stand for in HR Pufnstuf? I need to find out fast. My boss is asking and he thinks I'm the one that knows everything (thank you Google). HELP! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)