Girlfalldown

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  1. 27 jumps over 5 days. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  2. I just read that article today too! How funny! http://healing.about.com/od/lettinggo/a/characterflaws.htm I picked: Humorless, Inability to Laugh at Yourself for me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  3. How dare you use my porn trade thread to try and find porn! You perv! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  4. You big bully! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  5. HAHAHA! This thread got too funny. I wonder if people would start giving me shit if I offered a couple of cases of wine for freefly coaching. Mark, chill. If it offends you so much that someone has an alternative lifestyle than yours then don't bother with them. Do you really have to start talking so much smack about someone you don't even know? It's kind of an ugly thing to do. I happen to like the diversity here personally. Who are you to judge? Oh, Happy New Year! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  6. Will you spank..................No wait.........wrong way. Can I spank YOU if I am bad? No. Your punishment will be no spankings! edited to add: I said MISTER not MASTER! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  7. Welcome back! Try and mind your Ps and Qs mister! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  8. What's crawled up everyone's ass today? It's frickin Friday man, lighten up! Sheesh! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  9. No it isn't! We got to see dirty pictures. That's gotta be worth something! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  10. Except me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  11. I just have to bump this. I moved away from OC in 1997 and this is the first time I've ever kicked myself for it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  12. Short people got no reason short people got no reason short people got no reason to live they got little arms they got little feet they got little noses that go beep beep beep -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  13. I gave these ladies your number Billy. They want you to come over. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  14. Now that Christmas is over we can focus on New Years! Happy New Year! NSFW -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  15. Beaver goes well with champagne. Plus it tickles. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  16. If it was a beaver in there it might have. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  17. That's what a table and the timer on the camera is for. No problem! You boys are always so helpful. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  18. Doubt it. We'll have to take ass shots and compare via PM. So help me God, Shannon, I would do it but I can't contort myself in such a way to get an ass pic. I've got pictures of other body parts, and I've even got a (platonic) videographer friend who volunteered to take some good pictures of me when he comes down this winter (hope he's good with photoshop), but I'll be damned if I can figure out a way to take a picture of my own ass. I don't even look at it in the mirror anymore because I'm afraid it will break the glass. rl Hmm, I didn't think of that. How about using a mirror? edited to add: I mean using a mirror to take the picture. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  19. Doubt it. We'll have to take ass shots and compare via PM. in that case I'll send mine too... Please don't. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  20. Doubt it. We'll have to take ass shots and compare via PM. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  21. Okay, the obligatory reply to this is: "Got camera?" But more seriously, "not tonight, dear, I've got a headache." rl Yes, I have a camera. As for the headache, an orgasm will get rid of the headache.... Please forward when finished! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  22. Is it any good? How long is it? How many scenes? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  23. yea, almost gave myself a heart attack, its something big ... its now blocking the flew... hes dark in color, but seems to be completley dead, I cant find anything long enough to poke it Poor lil guy. Now I feel terrible. I'm sorry. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  24. I agree but sometimes porn is fun too. Just adds a little mix to the fun! This would be amature porn starring you right? No way. Ew! You do NOT want to see my fat ass on camera, trust me. I've seen it and it ain't pretty. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  25. They already have those. I was just being cheap and thought maybe someone else was in the same situation as me. You know, 1 pretty good DVD that I've seen over and over again, looking for something new, etc. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)