Girlfalldown

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  1. Yes but you are definitely not going to see a bright orange head the size of a motorhome float by you at 3AM in Lost Prarie. (Wait...maybe I didn't actually see that...let me think about this one. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  2. I don't know if you should eat that candy bar. CANDY CONTRIBUTES TO A LARGE PERCENTAGE OF THE FAT & SUGAR IN THE AMERICAN DIET. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  3. Yeah you do seem a bit too uptight to enjoy it. . . . [runs away to hide] -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  4. The tickets are all the same but you're supposed to buy tickets in the price bracket you can afford so that others that don't make as much cash can get less expensive tickets. If you went to the event you'd understand why it's so expensive. Clean up alone is astronomical. Considering that it's a week long event, $200 isn't that much. Plus, there is just no place like it in the world. You have to go to understand. Unfortunately it's getting more and more crowded with undesirables so if you ever do want to go, go now. It's already not as good as it used to be and I only see it getting more crowded years to come. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  5. Just skydive in! (you'll still need a ticket). Sorry woman. I already got mine and Bob's and now I'm poor again. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  6. It is? Damn. This time I was trying not to be funny. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  7. Burning Man tickets go onsale today. Now that I got mine I thought I'd remind the rest of you. The site is slow so be patient. Burning Man Tickets See all you crazy naked hippies there! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  8. .26 seconds. Yeah baby! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  9. This is so funny! I was at this bar with a friend of mine a few years back where they were having a speed dating thing. I ended up meeting a guy that was in it (even though I wasn't) and we went out a few times. He turned into a total dud though and on the third date when he leaned in to kiss me I just turned my head and said "no, I don't think so. Get out." (he was in my car and I was dropping him off at home). His breath stank like rancid lamb. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  10. I have just the thing... Oh my GAWD! Why does this make me laugh so hard? SICK I SAY! SICK! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  11. I have 3 different pairs of hancuffs, purchased at different times and at different places, and they all use the same key. Go ask your neighbor if they have handcuff keys. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  12. errr....not it's not. Just rare. So we can put you in the never been pied pot too then? Welcome to the pot. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  13. I'll tell my fiance you said that. He'll thank you in the morning. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  14. We can fix that for you on Thursday. Is that this Thursday? I forgot all about that! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  15. Hmm... I can't go to the Dublin boogie I'm not getting spanked My commute is 2 hours a day My job is driving me nuts I haven't skydived in months I haven't BASE jumped in months The weather sucks I have to pee I haven't been to a strip club in nearly a year. It's all starting to make sense now. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  16. Nice poem dork! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  17. Do I know you? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  18. Only when you and a tiny canopy are involved baby. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  19. Oh no, not again! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  20. It baffles me what burns and what doesn't. Poor Cocheese. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  21. ixnay on the iepay ickday! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  22. Whoa! Cool. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  23. Never been pied? That's simply unheard of! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  24. 3way chick hug anyone? Only if we can do it in silk jammies and have a pillow fight after. and the thread digresses. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  25. Ding, ding!!!! We have a WINNER!!!! Walt I can't read this. There are not enough commas and exclamation points. Please edit. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)