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  1. Girlfalldown
    Go kill a few kittens. You'll feel better and sleep soundly. coughing throws the rhythm off and just makes it frustrating. Coughing? Never tried it. I usually hold my breath when I get close. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Go kill a few kittens. You'll feel better and sleep soundly. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Let me plug it in first. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Where? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    It takes a certain kind of guy... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    I swear one of my bosses is a fucking walking electronics disaster. Every fucking piece of equipment he owns he somehow fucks up immediately. I'm talking cell phones, computers, Palms, printers, fax machines, anything that plugs in or has a fucking battery. He tried to upgrade his Norton Antivirus and I don't know how the hell he did it but he managed to fuck his computer up like no bodies business and of course he comes to me to fix it. I want to strangle him now because I spent the last fucking 3 hours uninstalling shit, reinstalling, restarting, banging my head up against the door and talking to customer fucking service that just so happens to be in fucking India! What the fuck? I am not fucking tech support! FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK! Fucking bite me. Sorry. I just needed to vent. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    That was a long time ago. Now days pirates are a lot different. They work at Starbucks, park cars, sell computer software and even cut hair! Don't punish modern day pirates for what their evil ancestors did! Poor pirates. Most of them got laser eye surgery too so they don't have to wear eye patches! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Will you marry me? LMAO! I was just getting ready to ask if you had an alter ego on here! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Pressure suit failure in space might do that to you. I achieve a similar effect when I explode cats in the microwave. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners! Does it make their nosefalldown? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Huh? What? What station is that? Where? Who's on first? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    I think it was more the horrific possibility that you could be split open from the inside out. We don't like thinking about things like that. Seriously, death by being stabbed to death would suck but death by being totally ripped apart from the inside out in my most happiest of happy places? ugh. I didn't really think the movie was scary. Just dark and fud up. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    I probably won't be home til 10 or so and I'll be drunk and tired. You can't have my money! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    I have to work late so you can't have my money tonight. Sorry. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Hey! I happen to like rocks! You leave them out of this. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Then there's the people that think they're better than the people that think they're better than the people that think they know it all and are better than the people that can't tell when someone's trolling or not trolling. I can't stand those guys! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    I need to send our sales team some kind of expense report to work from. Anyone on here have one they can recommend? I can just whip one up in excel but I thought since you all are so good with this sort of thing maybe you'd help me with a shortcut. Thanks in advance! If anyone wants to bitch me out for being lazy then go for it! I need a good talking to. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Get a ferret. They can always find the weed. Or get one of those key finder things for it. Or get a clapper for it so that whenever you clap your weed beeps! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    7... one of my all time favorite flicks. Morgan Freedman and Kevin Spacey were great. Pitt was ok too, but he's not my fave. What a story! Sheesh! That movie fucked my head up. All of the other sins were pretty nasty but the strap on was awful. I couldn't go near a penis for weeks. My soft bits still shiver when I break out the Ginsu. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    That strap on sword thingy in the movie Seven. shudder -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Whoa! Where the hell did you find that? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    I think high heels in the bedroom are sexy. They're also sexy in the kitchen and the living room when you need just a little more height. You can remove most of the danger by strapping those legs down too. Just a thought. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Oh god no. I was kidding, seriously!
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    You got that right. Then I'd use the pirates wooden leg to ass fuck the ninja til he cried. Still no new porn, hmm?? Not yet but now you know what I like! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    You got that right. Then I'd use the pirates wooden leg to ass fuck the ninja til he cried. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Great pics! Look at all my friends having so much fun without me! I'm getting all teary now cause I missed it. Ah well, next year? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)