Girlfalldown

What happened in Tahoe? What happens in Tahoe stays...oh fuck it. We partied our asses off. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Are you updating because you did something naughty recently and you had to change your score? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

No it's not. It's all about kicking your ass on the poker table. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Oh no you don't... it's all your fault Hey Beth, I might need some naked pics of you later. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I don't have any nuts I can share but I've got some balls! These aren't mine either but the black latex gloves are. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

And how is that a reward? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Suddenly...... Im Afraid. Very Afraid. Wuss! I'll send you naked pictures of Beth if you win. What do I get? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You Too??? Ugggg!! I am sick as hell. Lets Blame Beth!! Oh.. and I will take your side Bet. Name it. I'll have to think of a good side bet. I guess money is good but that's so boring! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Me too. If I can make it home in time. Plus I'm extremely ill today with the flu so your chances are really good. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I always wondered about those leaky donuts! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I may have. Who knows! There were times I ran back there to see where the hell the thin crusts were and the guys were leaning up against the boxes for one reason or another. Maybe getting something from the top shelf. Maybe spinning dough. Oh there's another thing. Pizza dough! That's gotta feel good. Funks, I think you should try it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

When I was a kid I worked at Shakeys Pizza. There were these huge boxes of lard in the back. You know the kind that have a thin plastic film on the inside? Well anyway, one day I noticed a golf ball sized hole in one of the boxes. I didn't think much about it but then they started showing up more and more. I finally asked the bus-boys and they explained to me what they used them for. Luckily I never ate there. edited to remove sigline.

We are a pathetic bunch, aren't we? I'm sorry for all the stress you guys have been through these last few days and happy to hear he's really ok. Try to ignore the bashing on here. BASE jumpers tend to be more tempermental (or maybe just mental) than most and seem to love drama drama drama. I saw video of Scott's GF crying on tv begging for help finding him. So I'm not sure what everyone else is talking about. Thanks for posting though.

Here's my favorite. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

They're cool! There were quite of few of them with these huge webs! Here's a few scuba pics for ya'll. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Saw it in Maui and just had to take a picture. Ever seen one of these? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I know of a few others that need a good tar and feathering more. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

in my country if you head off into the mountains our far out west you will lose phone reception fuly, so even if your phone is turned on, it is as if it is turned off, maybe some places in the US are the same As a matter of fact, I was just in Tahoe last weekend and my phone has no service at all. I didn't use my phone for almost 3 full days. Nextel has no phone service in Montana like a lot of other cell services. When I drive to Twin Falls, Idaho from Northern California, I lose cell service from just outside Reno all the way til I get into Twin Falls. The same thing happens when I go to Red Rock City. I know everyone wants to know what happened but can't we just give them all a little time to absorb all that's happened? Whether we were directly involved or not, it's his family and friends that need to figure this out, not us. Thanks for listening. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I can have an orgasm by having my ears pulled. No really. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Hardly. My little girl is now 20 and has been on a dz all her life. The skydivers have always treated her with respect......for me and the fact that I would kick their asses if they didnt. :o) bozo That's exactly my point. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I just want to point out to everyone that it is possible Scott had nothing to do with this. According to the "always spot on" media: "Scott had nothing to do with this hoax at all. He didn't even know about it," Rebecca Kirk told ABC7 Eyewitness News. http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=local&id=3840687 second to last paragraph. So let's not burn him at the stake just yet people. Oh hell, am I posting in the BASE forum again? Sorry! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Pot...kettle...something witty. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I say girl because I think all male skydivers should be forced to have girls. Then they can be tortured by watching them grow up around the dropzone and try to protect them from all the other male skydivers when they turn 18. Sort of like...payback's a bitch. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Who would have thought that we could have pulled off Operation Capture GFD so easily. I put so much planning and thought into the plan complete with elaborate schematics, drawings and blue prints. I will have to scan in the original plan this evening and post it. The plan diagram was quite elaborate with MonkeyCandDo leading the assault on the Snow Whore Compound with a Huge Bottle of Patron as the Decoy. Then the little Ass Grabba would well.. Grab ass while everyone’s back was turned while The Rack and I would Toss GFD over my shoulder and run for the door with our Captured prize and Tall guy was to Stand in the doorway to block the door to cover our escape. The real Flaw in the plan was that GFD was the one that was most distracted by the Bottle of Patron. She tended to Growl a little whenever someone else got near it. Standing between her and a Bottle of Patron is NOT a safe place to be!! It kinda sucks that all we had to do was say.. Hey wanna come back to our Place and Play cards. Maybe next time we will just stick to the original plan. Wow, I had no idea! Operation "Capture GFD" LMFAO! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Are you kidding? BASE jumping is shit and BASE jumpers are a bunch of whiney ass pussies. They are the drama queens of skydiving, that's for damn sure. Hey! I resemble that remark! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)