Girlfalldown

That's just mean! Besides, you ladies might accidently stick together. What fun is that? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I think it depends on what you're wearing. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

What the hell is going on? I can log into my Yahoo chat and it seems to be working but then when I go to type a message to someone and hit send it instantly logs me out and then back in. It does it with every line I try to send. I thought it might just be on Trillian but it does it when I use the Yahoo chat too. Anyone ever seen this? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I know one Brit who probably has shrooms growing in his dirty pipes.... It's legal to grow and pick them. It's just illegal to dry them. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

But their intestines are spotless! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

They put viagra in the water here. Sort of like how they put flouride in the water in England. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

My co-worker speaking to my boss (the owner) and me: "OK, I'm going to answer the phone now. Can you guys hold off on the clitoral massage conversation?" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'm so in. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I say yes, push on. There aren't enough books on BASE out there. When I'm out of commission and can't jump it's nice to be able to sink into the world of another jumper and lose myself. I love reading about how the earlier jumpers got their start and the trials and tribulations ya'll went through to get where you are today. I know these aren't instructional books by any means but Groundrush and BASE 66 actually made me think about things that are important in BASE just a little bit more . They confirm how important some things are and what to focus on. It may be just little tidbits of information. For example, we all know how important it is to think about the landing area but reading about how, early on, someone's more worried with pulling the exit off and not really thinking about the landing. Then they get tore up on landing because of it. It kind of reinforces things. Does that make sense? Anyway, keep on writing man. I'll read it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Awesome! Can I bring my fiancé? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

That's for your own good. You might have an overly positive reaction to chocolate and we can't be having that now can we? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You mean like with a leash? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I think I just came in my pants... Sell it on Ebay! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I already sent you a dozen cookies! A baker's dozen at that! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

ok... basic biology lesson here sista... if they're in my protein shake, they are [gay head bobble] sa-wallowed [/gay head bobble] *snaps fingers* and the digestive process of said native american protein gives this mutha fucka bad gas. So step off sista and quit outbiddin this bad boy befo' I mop of this floor full of jizz w/ yo' punk ass! Oh, sorry. I thought it was from the air being pumped into your bunghole. Nevermind. no, that doesn't smell nearly as bad... it hasn't mixed and fermented w/ bile and other gastric juices... but thanks for the concern! I love you man. Let's hold hands and skip through the garden together. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

OMG Brit noooooooooo you have to go drive a Mazda 3 if you're thinking about a Matrix. Seriously. I drove them all when I was looking for a "hot hatch" and the Mazda drives like a sports car. The Maxtrix was a lump of coal compared. I like how the Mazda 3 looks too. I had a Mazda mx3. It was the ugliest car in the world but I loved the way it handled! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You just want my bottle of booze. Admit it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

ok... basic biology lesson here sista... if they're in my protein shake, they are [gay head bobble] sa-wallowed [/gay head bobble] *snaps fingers* and the digestive process of said native american protein gives this mutha fucka bad gas. So step off sista and quit outbiddin this bad boy befo' I mop of this floor full of jizz w/ yo' punk ass! Oh, sorry. I thought it was from the air being pumped into your bunghole. Nevermind. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

See attached. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Ebay. you're the who outbid me! YOU WHORE! YOU STOLE MY JIZZZ!!!! Ha ha suckah! I know you wanted it for your protein shake but you'll have to get that from your boyfriend Sudsy. his protein gives me bad indian gas... i need another donor. Or perhaps you should swallow it instead of taking it up the arse! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Nah. The only thing I know how to bake is brownies. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Ebay. you're the who outbid me! YOU WHORE! YOU STOLE MY JIZZZ!!!! Ha ha suckah! I know you wanted it for your protein shake but you'll have to get that from your boyfriend Sudsy. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Ebay. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It's sort of like ridges. You know, for "her" pleasure. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I have a whole batch for all of you. PM me your address and I'll send you yours. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)