Girlfalldown

Does Godzilla have balls? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Wow, whats the punishment for a P/A against all 47,000 users at the same time? Blowjob? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

QuoteYou bunch of rubber nipple sucking shiteatersQuote Can I use that? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Duly noted. Case donuts bad, rack donuts good. And no leaky donuts. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I have another idea! Get one of these Brit! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I have a Pontiac Vibe, which is made at the same factory as the Toyota Matrix, and both look very much alike, with a few cosmetic differences. The main difference is the price tag, with the Vibe a couple grand cheaper or so. I looked at those too. It is pretty much the same car. The only reason I didn't get it was the resale value. I figured I'd get more for a Toyota with 100K miles on it than a Pontiac with 100K but who am I kidding? I'll probably drive it to the ground! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

My neck went out killing kittens once. Does that count? I couldn't turn my head for a week. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

My Toyota Matrix fits 4 comfortably with gear. Looks stealthy and sleeps 1 comfortably if you're 5'4" and under. It get's somewhere around 30 mpg. Plus it's under 20K so you don't mind trashing it. I like the Subaru WRX too. Glad you're ok!

That's just an old wives tale. lol It's like pouring tea on your coffee stain. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I wish I saw this last night! I could have helped! Having been in the wine business for the last 14 plus years, I have a few tricks. One is rock salt. (or regular salt if your in a pinch- pinch, get it? hehe..eh) If you pour rock salt on the carpet all over the wine immediately it soaks up most of the stain. Don't ask me how because I really don't know. Anyway, you let it sit for an hour or so then you vaccum and start scrubbing with a brush and warm soapy water. The stuff that someone else posted called "Wine Away" works the best though. Everyone should have a bottle of that laying around. Including me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

If GFD would oblige me, I'd be making some serious donuts. Dozens.

I just threw up in my mouth a little. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Actually I think this time Clay deserved it. That was pretty fucked up and all of you need to settle down and stop this bitter madness. It's ugly and you're ALL better than that.

Yeah about time. That was the most depressing thread I've ever read. I feel like I just watched an episode of Jerry Springer only with friends on it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Happy really late birthday Beth! This is great! I was gone for 9 days and instead of having to read all the postings I missed I can let Billy do all the work and follow him around! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Hey you just gave me a great idea! I'm going to go stash envelopes with my name and address on them in all the neighbor's papers and see if they send me anything! Don't worry, I'll use a p.o. box. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Maybe if they threw a durex in there... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It just got really warm in my office. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I think you should scan the cards and post them so we can get a better understanding. Oh and skunk can be a plant. Think herb baby. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Awe! I didn't even know you were pregnant! Congratulations to the three of you. He's so cute and his skin looks so soft and squishy! I have this urge to pinch something.

That one too. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You can take that one seriously. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Click each link. You can see them on the bottom. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I scored 8/10 because I thought 2 legit ones were fake. I never use email to log into accounts. I just go right to the website directly and log in. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I saw it yesterday. I had just finished the book last week so it was still pretty fresh in my mind. I think they did a pretty good job of doubling up story lines to make the movie a little shorter but it was a little bit of a let down because I had just finished the book and was expecting more I guess. I imagine it's damn hard to make a movie out of such a big book anyway. A couple of things that bugged me were that they cut the entire beginning out of the movie and they left the stuff about the reporter out in the end (unless I left too soon and they showed it after the credits). They also left out all the classroom stuff with Hagrid and I really wanted to see that. Edited to add: What happened to all the giant stuff and the death eaters? And the house elfs? And Sirius Black as a dog? All in all though, I think it was a great movie. It's getting so much darker and at times I even jumped from fright. I think some of the kids in the theatre had to leave because they were too scared to watch it. It's not a little kids movie anymore. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)