DeNReN
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Congrats!!...how did the old place inspection go with the matt stains on the vinyl floors???......and does your garage have a built in mechanic???.....I dont eat much!!...just throw me a case of beer every second day...take me jumping on weekends......your car/minivan will purrrrr like a kitten and so will you
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Oh great i have to swim a mile for my swimming class final
DeNReN replied to Viking's topic in The Bonfire
Sleep in!!!!! I would drown after the heart attack -
Saftey and Training...not incidents
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Soo....If I was asleep when put on the plane etc....that would mean it was a free jump?......If not I'd be pissed and have to exact some nasty revenge
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NOTICE TO ALL THE "ROYSPLAYTHING" BADGERERS....
DeNReN replied to RoysPlayThing's topic in The Bonfire
Post away...like was said if someone dosent want to read your posts........they dont have to....nuff said! Beer to you -
Glad your ok.....I'm not a body man..but the damage you described....yikes $$$$$$$$$. Modern cars are designed to absorb impact by "crumpling"...and that they do.....replacement parts vary greatly from car to car and the labour involved is usually quite high........it dosent take much to write off a car these days If your car is "written off" your insurance company should cut you a check for the blackbook value of the car and hopefully that will be enought to replace it with a similar used one. they should also cover a rental car for a few days..but that depends on your insurer. Best of luck and Blue skies
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I'll donate $5 to a fence around that nasty looking intake......yikes....it slices it dices it makes skydiver fries
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even at 37...I wager $20 mine is better than ures
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So...A duck walks into a bar......expecting to find a lover.........
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"There are few personal problems that can not be solved by a suitable application of high explosives" now theres a idea...... small explosive charges...set to lift the seat....once a set time frame has expired......
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OK......I havent heard the DAMN DUCK joke ....but I expect to.......and it had best be damn good...in the mean time..... A duck walks into a bar............
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Only a skydiver could ever get a send off like that.....well done!!!
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OMG...were they also raised to leave the room before "farting..burping"..etc? Hopefully they will forget there toilet seat training before its too late!!!!\ Although wiping the seat off is a MUST....if the young men(boys) were taught to lift the seat instead of putting it back down....a wet seat would not be a issue. We are MEN hear us make noises
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Weather here in NS was fantastic for a change....but couldnt jump because of some paperwork screw up......both planes still grounded
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CONGRATS!!.....wish I jumped this weekend....Hope you have many more Great jump weekends
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Leave it UP!!!!.......I have been bitched at by every G/F I've ever had about this......."why wont you put the seat down?".....I always reply..."why wont you leave it up?"....to tell the truth...I'm lazy and I also love to hear the splash and the ensuing screams late at night. Note to the guys: The best way to get a unsuspecting "splash" is to remove the seat and put the lid down(dont expect sex for a few days).....but the seat down issue seems to fade after this practical joke
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Sounds like you had a wicked jump/day...congrats
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HEY!!!......I had a 90 Taurus wagon...no wonder i didnt date much those couple of years
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We of course played cowboys and indians/cops and robbers.....but as we got older it switched to "WAR"....after all cowboys and indians didnt have tin can bazokas Did anyone else make these dangerous toys to create havoc with??? Take 8 or 9 canned milk cans......cut the tops and bottom off all but one......the lone can would have several holes in one end and a small hole on the round part at the very back.....tape them all together....put lighter fluid into the rear can...shake hard...load a lighter fluid soaked tennis ball...light....BANG!!!!...and the flaming tennis ball would sometimes come flying out.....(never really got any great distance till we started using gas) Needless to say...after a incident which required the fire dept to respond...this form of play was banned by the local police
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Dont you just love it!!!?.....The longer the delay...the easier it will get(with a few fuck ups in between)...sensory overload is somewhat normal...it usually goes away before you hit the 10 sec mark on a iad/sl pff program...but hey...as long as ure doing things right...keep going....the memory block will dissapear and every jump can be relived while at work/school etc......yehaaaaaa!!!......Just jump...get out..be stable...wave off...PULL ON TIME...all is cool
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Is there a crappy movie that only somewhat sorta kinda semi tells the story???........sry....my attn span is 3 hours max....books far exceed that.....who are you...and why am I here?....Dr Suess books rock
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OMG...school girl look and a skydiver
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I'll drink with ya man...but no grape for me....Beers to ya
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Approx 1 jump in 20000 ends in Death?
DeNReN replied to fundgh's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
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Dont forget.....making go-karts out of the broken wagons and tonkas.....finding the biggest hill...than running home to mom for a little 1st aid and some tlc