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Skreamer, flash has been used for portfolios forever, get out of the dark ages-LOL- example: http://www.2advanced.com Most companies would like to see at le ast 5 URLS that you have done hardcore, unless it's an entry level type deal. Get yourself a domain name, and a virtual server, and work on that portfolio site of yours. Freeservers add an air of unprofessionalism that will be hard to overcome in the eye of a prospective employer. Virtual servers are not really that expensive, unless you want a dedicated one:) Dont give up! I'm still a student myself, but not for web design, for real OOP-LOL Wanna brush up on those flash skills? http://www.flashkit.com D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

Want $15 domain names and professional web hosting to help your professional portfolio site? LOL_email me I can help! D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

You mean the Poynter ones?? The $50 ones? I would love a volume 2 if anyone has a spare-lmfao-but I can get all the quality reading I want by reading them at the dz. D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

I like planes with benches-LOL- but I'll get over it. Casa are definately fun! Of course, and the TWin Otter is definately a blast, those darn polar bear Otters are slow, we had one in Monroe forever and a day before our dzo bought a King Air, slapped new engines in it, and it climbs nicely. And it will be there from now on untill whenever-LOL- No more plane swapping D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

I was told that if I ever tried that with my GF than I would be using it. sometimes I wonder................ D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

Show some URL's Bro - D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

50 more and we can bring inthe PIES!! Congrats D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

Yeah he has some javascript games-LOL- forgot to tel you shockwave is bandwidth intensive I left that skydiving game at my old roomates house cause it was so stupid, wasnt worth playing-LOL When I get un-busy, I'll see what I can make in Flash sometime and post it. But may be a while. D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

IC-well why didnt you come in?? Even if the weather is not jumpable you can still train, would be glad to meet you. There are a bunch of people from Athens there almost every weekend, I live about 10 miles from Monroe myself. Let me know when your gonna be out next, cmon in, dont be shy, we dont bite,......hard D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

I bought that on sale for 10 bucks-LOL there is one similar for free at shockwave.com D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

Yup Pigeon Forge is the closest bro. Lots of us at Monroe have been there and a few of us go there regularly, but usually during the winter. From Athens you just hit 441 all the way up pretty much, not to bad of a drive if your gonna get some quality tunnel time. Are you who I think you are? Have we met before? You have been out to Monroe before right? D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

That the Brisbane skydiving center banner on here says that they can "make" you skydive-LOL. "can you do this? We can make you!- We will take care of you." I know what it means but it just struck me odd, prolly cause I'm drunk- :) D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

Its obviously a booger , from a cam inside the nose facing out. D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: > >1. No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in >the morning. > >2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of >the evening. > >3. No calls before 9 PM -- we don't have jack shit to talk about. > >4. None of that "lovemaking" bullshit -- only mind-blowing sex allowed. > >5. No emotional discussions -- Ex.: Where are we heading with this? Do you >love me? The answer is hell no, so don't ask. > >6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the "backup", >unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced >arrangement. > >7. All gifts accepted -- money is always good. > >8. No baby talk -- however, dirty talk is encouraged. > >9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your >goddamn business. > >10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" -- we are not friends, >just sex buddies. > >11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended. > >12. No extra clothing -- I don't want your sorry ass leaving anything >behind when you leave. > >13. No falling asleep right after sex -- it's over, so get your stupid ass >up and go home. > >14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't give a >rat's ass. > >15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. > >16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be:"My >roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend." > >17. Doggie style preferred -- just hit it hard and right or get the fuck >out! > >18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better. I don't want >to look at you, just fuck you. > >19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME -- so don't keep >calling. > >20. The most important one -- no condoms, no fucking. Carry your diseased >ridden ass home. > >21. Bring your own drink -- Do I look like a liquor store. > >22. No phone use, please -- don't want anyone calling back looking for your >dumb ass. > >***EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS*** > >The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the >agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this >Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be >removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email >list BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the >rules. > >Participating partners: ____________________________ >____________________________ > >Signatures: ____________________________ ____________________________ > > >Date:______________________ D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

TY BRO, Still have a butload of work to do but the brunt of it is done. Have fun! D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

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Well I have managed to get MOST of the new site up! All information is posted on the skydive monroe site. Including directions and some local accomodations. WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO http://www.skydivemonroe.com D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

My Girlfriend and her sister played a good one on their father. The told him that My GF was all sad because she was preganant and that I was leaving her. BOY WAS HE MAD!!- LMFAO Then he felt dumb when they said april fools! LOL D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

The inebriation leads to the constellation of participation in cranial vibration. Thus the degredation from this cubical nation causing migration to the gas station. Where innoculation of that diesel sensation cases jet-A memories and disorientation. Therefore less copulation and a little starvation can help you return from the land of frustration. or something like that........ D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

Well we have only one female TANDEM master, (only one in GA BTW_LOL), And I would say that without a doubt I would have done my first jump with her. Or any other woman for that matter. If they can handle the certification than it should be no different from anyone else right? You have to actually be able to, and DO them to get your rating anyhow. I wonder if any tandem student dudes actually think about breasts etc during the jump? And you ladies who are TM's, are you afraid of being sued for sexual harrassment for grabbing some dudes a$$?? -LOL D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

I havent jumped one but.... BAtwings are snivelers for sure, but super duper easy to pack :)-LOL I hear the riser pressure is alot, but little input is required for toggle turns. Dont think you'll get super surf out of em either, and I her they kinda lose their flare if you lose all your forward speed trying to stretch it out. But I guess you could say that about any canopy:) Some folks love em, some dont care for em, go jump it and see wht you think for yourself. D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

I posed a similar Q?? to a fellow jumper after another guy pulled his reserve after misrouting his PC. Some Reserve PC's have pockeets on the bridle to help get the thing out if the PC doesnt do it for whatever reason. The theory is that the reserve PC bridle hads enough drag to get the canopy out. The guy who misrouted had no probs whatsoever, but I wouldnt wanna be there-LOL D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

Tell em you weigh more thn you really do and they will probably turn the fan up some-LOL - I was told to stop d arching so I could get lift last time I was at one. SO TURN THE FREAKIN SPEED UP ALREADY! D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

Skydive Monroe in Monroe GA is having our Spring Festival on May 18-20! Registration $15 Jumps $17 Roger Ponce organizing loads from a Casa and KIng Air. Demo Wing Suits Sunpath Seminar and Sunpath Demos, and Gear Inspection. Demo Icarus Crossfire Canopies High Speed Casa Passes, 210 MPH Exits!! Sat Night BBQ and Beverages:) By T! Camping Available, Email me or Call 770-207-9164 for further information. All info will be posted on our NEW website coming soon! D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com