Twoply
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Can someone knowledgeable about electricity explain something to me?
Twoply replied to Twoply's topic in The Bonfire
Everyone says that if you knock a hairdryer into the bathtub with you, you'll automatically die. Yeah, yeah yeah. But nobody can ever explain the why behind it more than, "Uh, electricity and water don't mix, stupid." "One tenth of one amp will kill you." I've heard all these and I've had formal schooling in electricity. I'm not one to just believe things. I want to know why this happens. Do the electrons from the hot line flow from the line, through the impurities in water, to the tub's drain creating a ground? If so, isn't the path of least resistance a direct shot to the tub's copper? Then why would there be any "shock" to the person in the tub? Or does the line's amps flow through the entire tub to the copper thus killing you? -
Slept on a tower for I dont even know how long once when I was up late and then doing a solo. Weird to wake up on a catwalk with a rig still packed. Not sure how good it was for radiation exposure but I ate at Denny's afterwards and I felt fine. Greasy omelettes are great!
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I asked my woman if she'd like a backrub after cooking dinner and she said yes. Typical.
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That the song "Staying Alive" is actually sung by a guy. Honest!
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Jump that thing. Solos are good. It's not some big boogy man thing, just a jump.
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Nobody likes a taddle tale, Danny.
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Can someone find a link to any company that makes those dirtbikes that have the really fat tires like on a four wheeler? They are usually shorter and dont go fast, but they can hillclimb with the best of them. I just can't find them anywhere. Thanks Mike
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Sexiest thing in the world is a dancing woman and one who's also straightening out her shirt. GrrrrrRRRRRRRRrrrrrr........
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I think it's in reference to when this feminine guy from the Jay Leno show went with Steve Irwin to shoot some film of each of them handling animals and insects. He was so girly and afraid of everything. His safety word was "pineapple" and that was Irwin's cue to remove the animal or whatever. One of the funniest things I've ever seen. Does anybody have that link? Found it: http://youtube.com/watch?v=0WQqioqW9Xw
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I just picked up 17" LCD monitor at a garage sale for $5. Yes $5.00. I wasn't expecting much at all but when I plugged it in, I got a great picture, for about 6 seconds. Then it just goes black. When I turn it off and on again, it does the same. Great picture, just not there very long. Is it worth it to have it fixed or is it a great item for target practice? Thanks
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Low jump & winds down the wire, go home. Tall, tracking jump, go for it. Other than that, just put a ball gag in her mouth and party on until you here the safety word.
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Sorry, should have indicated the house is slab on grade. No option to tie in any other line.
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Who knows the different methods? Need advice please Mike
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The last time I streaked, I was handcuffed, detained and met my future wife.
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Does anyone have any experience with this earth shattering kind of orgasm? Whew, hope my neighbor's windows were closed.
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then you get that nasty first squirt of slime? EWwwwwwwwwwww
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I'm the bigger one.
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I found this on a website. Anyone know where it is located? I dont know why this is so amazing to me.
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Am I the only one who notices that these wide screen TV's really distort the picture? I'm watching a tennis match on one in Best Buy, and they show a close up of onoe of the players. Her head looked three times wider than it really was. Everything looks so streched out and wrong. When I asked the salesman if he thought the picture looked streched out horizontaly, he just stared at me with his head cocked to the side like a dog. Am I the only one who notices this?
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This hot new recently divorced neighbor moved in a few weeks ago and right accross the street. I walked over and innocently introduced myself. I mentioned that my wife and our kids......And she interrpted me and said "So you're married then?" "Yes." I said She said "Oh well, it's at least nice to have some eye candy on the street." I'm not sure how to feel.
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I told my wife, when I first met her, that I was interested in her, when I was really trying to hook up with her sister.
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What weird things do you need? Would you like to request?
Twoply replied to swedishcelt's topic in The Bonfire
I absolutely have to have hot french fries on my salads. Throw in a chubby wife, and you have yourself a fun evening. -
HELP - Waterless or 0.5 GPF Urinal In My Finished Basement?
Twoply replied to base428's topic in The Bonfire
I put a regular one in my garage. Not waterless or anything special but I love it. The amount of water consumption is minimal. Unzip, pee, zip up and go! Washing hands is for girls. -
Seriously? You see or hear about giant other animals like rats, birds or squid. But never like a giant rhino or giant bear. How big does something have to be in order for it to be considered "giant?" Would my wife qualify? She's a biggy.
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Name the most common inaccuracies that you've seen on regular TV shows. Things I'm referring to are how police detectives are always really cocky and have the perfect little phrase for the moment or how every person who gets administered CPR, comes out of unconciousness and coughs. Anymore, I only watch Heroes. But I will tell you that cutting off the top of someone's head like Sylar does, isn't as easy as it looks.