Twoply
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How come I never hear of turkey eggs? They lay them dont they?
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The pole that mounts on the corner of the scaffold to hold the well wheel is commonly called a "shotgun" because it does resemble one. I always called it the well wheel holder.
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Can anyone id this whopper that was watching me load the dryer in my utility room? I know its not the best pic, but its pretty spooky. Cleveland Ohio area.
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A few of my friends fly out to Vegas every weekend to work the scene. They bring home enough cash to fund their individual lifestyles. At a recent party, we were talking about what is fair for them to write off. I suggested they write off their airfare costs. It became a lively conversation that night. So I ask, should a legal prostitute be able to write off airfare?
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I have to use it when staying with other people in my room. I'm a genius!!!!
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What are the simple machines again? Lever Pulley....
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Thanks for your reply. The amount she told me wouldnt even be worth the legal fees. I think just having been good to someone else should give me some good karma. And sometimes I need it.
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Its my little girl! Isn't she cute! She doesnt like Michigan base jumpers!
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I know what your thinking, but it's not it.
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Almost but wrong.
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"Free will -- it's like butterfly wings --one touch and it never gets off the ground."
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Its not a really interesting subject. I'm not really concerned either way, but she did tell me there would be a chunk of change when the will was read. If it happens, fine. If not, I'll still remember the look on her face when she touched my son's toes when he was just born. She couldnt see almost at all but she radiated happiness. Truly a sweet old lady.
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Which one to get? Which has more quality stations? I dont care about Howard Stern (Sirius), but I love Opie and ANthony(XM). Are the two stations merging soon anyways?
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A sweet old lady that I used to mow grass for passed away last week. She was a fiery old woman, full of life and lived for 93 years. I talked her into selling her monster of a house and move somewhere more manageable and realistic for an elderly woman. I helped her for many years and she said she was going to put me in her will in return for being a good guy. I've never been involved with something like this. Is there anythingI should do legalwise? Or will I be notified by mail or something?
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.........(((shaking))))...........heh heh boobies.........
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Last night my wife invited some of the hot women over our to house for an afterparty following a one year old's party. They drank wine for 6 hours and then all go home and pass out. Today, one of them comes over to hang out for a bit with her kids. I think she was coming over to make sure last night was fun for her too, and try to see if there was any damage control needed. But when we were talking, my eyes just dropped to her boobs. This isn't the first time this has happened. I dont think it is even noticeable. Why does this happen?
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Good on you for checking out something different. If you do go for one, I'd like to hear of your experience. Seems most of the general population is on the harley kick since the yuppies thought they were a neat toy. They're overpriced and just a name. A Honda Goldwing will last twice as long and be as comfortable as any Harley.
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Koala bears have two thumbs on each hand. Fascinating.
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Whoever taught my wife how to do Kegal exercises during sex gets my undivided thank you. Carry on.
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Silver ones drilled out and the white ones put in. Fucking insurance only covers the cost of the silver ones. Doesnt cover the extra cost of the white ones. And no dentist even offers silver fillings anymore. *that's ok...I'll just burn the building down...*
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I had 4 fillings drilled out and replaced with new ones. "You might be sore for a few days." Lying fucking dentist. I just called after 2 weeks of pretty nasty pain and "Oh, it can last up to 6 weeks." Why the hell do teeth have nerves anyway?
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www.Tweekerville.com
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It comes back on tonight!!!!!!! I'm so excited! I think I just peed a little!
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My woman made a batch yesterday. They smell like feet but taste good. You hillbillies really got something here!
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What is the funniest movie you have ever seen?
Twoply replied to NoShitThereIWas's topic in The Bonfire
"Real Men" with Ritter and Belushi.