Twoply

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  1. use my fork to scratch my back? She gets the heebie jeebies.
  2. My woman finally got the itch to bake some bread. After about 3 hours of watching her mix and kneed dough, I got a whole new respect for real bread. Plus watching her work that dough....make a man feel good.
  3. No specific reason. Just wondering what purpose they serve or what causes them to manifest generally.
  4. Is it a matter of treating your skin correctly or a genetic thing? Is there anything that can be done?
  5. Happy Birthday! I dont even know you!
  6. On a spur of the moment decision Saurday, woman said she wanted to just go somewhere. She suggeted Niagra Falls. Within a half hour we had the kids buckled in and were on the road. We even snuck in a little lovin' and I was goood!
  7. Sound off people. I do not, but I think I want one.
  8. I used to know which way it went but I forgot. When you have a steel item that is old and pitted, you can put it in a tub of water with some other chunk of iron with a positive and negative hooked to one or the other. Leaving it "charged" for an extended period of time, the pitted areas will be refilled with the molecules of the iron chunk. Any validity to this? And if so, what is the proper configuration?
  9. ~~~~~~~~~Bump~~~~~~~~ I need an answer here people!
  10. Now I'm quite the dancer, and have been told that plenty of times. I like to get my drink on and dance with my wife's friends when we go out. But what does "get low" mean? I'm so white.
  11. Who knows a good way to get that stuck-on coffee funk out of a stainless thermos? I've used vinegar, boiling water, ice cubes and soap, but nothing is getting that coffee stain stuff off the inside skin. Its almost impossible to get a brush of any kind in there.
  12. About halfway through lunch at Applebee's today, my son said he didnt feel good. I held him in my lap and he semi-slept quietly. Out of nowhere, he vomited about a gallon down my arm and soaking my pants. I immediately got up and tried to carry him ourside when he unloaded another load that thoroughly soaked my leg and shirt to the skin. The van was locked and my wife and I fumbled our way home, me being partially naked. Oh what a nice day.
  13. Does anyone know what the "explosive" part is made of? Compressed air or some kind of powder charge?
  14. This little smile melts my heart.
  15. Since I got Sirius radio, I listen to the comedy stations continuosly. Danial Tosh Lisa Lampanelli Bob Marley Christopher Titus What are your's?
  16. Oh, come on, that was damn funny. Must be a Cleveland thing. THen again, I am the only guy around these parts that makes boiled peanuts. And might I add that I'm typing this under about 25" of snow?
  17. See, God hates the south. Praise the Yankee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  18. My woman. One of the smartest women I've met, but she still watches "The Bachelor." *sigh* She's such a girl.
  19. To cure heartburn? That doesnt seem right.
  20. We are going from Ohio to the west. We are aiming at the Badlands and looking for more places. Is Mt Rushmore a good spot?
  21. Twoply

    NE Blizzard

    Anybody else on the net while getting buried in snow? I just cleared my neighbor's driveway and she flashed me. Better than porn. I love Ohio
  22. That could be a sig line.
  23. I line up 4 items on side of the tub when I'm giving my one year old a bath. An old shampoo bottle, a big lego block, a rubber gorilla, and a pez dispenser. She grabs the gorilla everytime. Analysis?
  24. Twoply

    Big snake!

    If the email wasn't lying, the wires are 10 inches apart. That's like a foot in the metric system, right?
  25. I know its about releasing attachement, but I had a hell of a hard time tonight. I've always meditated in the past my own way, and tonight was just a whole lot different. Pm any advice or photos of yourself in the shower. Mike!