Twoply
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I mean full on flashed or just a girl lifting her shirt? I walked by a group of girls at Sam's Club today and one of them lifted her shirt and flashed me while the others giggled away. I experienced a feeling of vertigo.
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Way to screw up a picture Ben.
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Would you rather be waiting for your tires to be installed or watch "A Clockwork Orange" with your mother-in-law?
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One of if not THEE best lost theory i have ever read
Twoply replied to agent_lead's topic in The Bonfire
I'm a big fan of "Lost" and I like this theory. But I'm also really baked right now. -
I dont like phones or phonecalls. I dont like talking on phones. I detest hearing people talk to other people on phones. I especially hate it when I've had to shit all day because the port-a-jons at work are freaking nasty, and I do the tippy-toe dance all the drive home, rush in the house leaving the truck running and doors open, just get my trousers down in time and the fucking phone starts ringing over and over. Why does that piss me off so badly?
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Yes it is an escrow shortage. And no, I have had this place since Nov '02 on a fixed rate. I did recieve a notice about a year and a half ago, saying that they value of my house was going to go from $175,000 to $200,000. It showed up in an envelope that looked exactly like junk mail. We threw it in the junk mail pile and never even saw it. Dumb asses. We opened it while sorting through, and there it was telling us that "If you have a dispute, to call this number." The date was about two weeks earlier and they weren't taking any calls about it anymore. Our neighbor has been trying to sell his house for the last 2 years and he's not even getting any bites at $180,000. How the hell can they jsut decide that my house is worth more when the market obviously does not support their claim??
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My mortgage on my house just jumped up $95 a month from "changes to the NAtional Consumer Price index for all Consumers." Can anyone decifer this for me? How the hell can they just tack on an extra $100 to my $1100 a month payment?
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Would you rather help someone move OR snake out your sewer line in the house? I get to do both today! Go me! I'm so hitting a bong after this.
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I'm looking for the one with Brandon Frasier is taking pictures and talking to the main doctor guy, but he's actually dead and they go to the funeral at the end. If you could point out the episode or a link to it online somewhere that would be "aces!"
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Can you honestly fall for a lawyer over a hippychick or is it out of your hands?
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How bad do you have to be until you're considered a villain?
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My newest fun thing to do http://youtube.com/watch?v=9WlbQPmXg08&feature=related
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Anybody else use a trackball instead of a regular mouse? I have been using one for years now and I absolutely cannot stand to useuse a regular mouse anymore.
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It wasn't pleasant. She started softly giving me sexual instructions, and then *POW* "Hit it Mo**** F***er, hit it!" Dear god, who did I marry!?!
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It was thanksgiving at my aunt's house, and I dont get a choice how to dress her on those days. Apparently, little girls have to look like the daughter of a quaker on holidays.
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SO How Bad is it REALLY to Pirate a Wireless Signal??
Twoply replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
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My little tired Jaycee
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I forgot to put it on there that I have Nero. Came with the burner. Still fumbling through it...
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I have a new dvd player/ burner installed. I'm having no luck on fumbling through it. Anyone give a 30 second tutoral? I'm using windows XP and Windows media player.
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So my wife goes to a conference for our 3 year old who's in preschool. The teacher has reservations about how well he's doing. She describes him as a very happy, polite little boy who is full of energy. He is having problems sitting still and paying attention to stories during their second circle time. He doesnt like to write and do the crafts so they are concerned that he might not be able to "graduate" to the next level. He's going to have to work hard enough when he's older. Let's put things in perspective and realize he's 3 and still thinks farts are the funniest things in the world. Let a kid be a kid for christ sake.
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A friend of mine is having his 2nd kid here soon. His wife is still taking her antianxiety pills. She's been taking them all the while she's been nursing their first born. I hate the idea of people messing with their own chemistry, let alone their kids'. They say it's all safe and happy, but how much do they really know about these new drugs they dope out to everyone these days.
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I love getting wrong numbers and I get them all the time because my cell number is very close to Lane Bryant's. I had a wrong number from some chick in the hood recently. She went to hang up when I told her "wrong number," but then I asked what she was wearing. She hesitantly went along with it and then really got into some dirty, dirty talk. There was something going on in the backround on her end and she asked me to call her back in 15 minutes. I love my phone number
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Just because you think its a good idea, doesnt mean that you should run out and make a law that forces you're opinion on others. I thought this was the United States, where an individual is given the right to choose.
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I've read that many artists will, upon completion of a painting, almost dispose of it because it's energy has been spent during it's creation and now it's just a canvas with paint on it. Is this common or no?
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After applying, do they multiply and feed on the bacteria or do they just couteract the bacteria then die?