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No, he was just playing with the lighter close to the other guy's face, nothing to do with farting... Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com

woah, back up a second there, Haagen Daaz makes a tiramisu ice cream? If anyone needs me I'll be at the grocery store rummaging... Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com

Yup, one of my, uh, smoking friends used to do that all the time. One time it caught on his leg hair and left a nice little bald spot. Another time he burned one of my other friend's eyebrows off. He wasn't a pyro or anything, just amusing Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com

Hagen Daaz Cookies and Cream.. with chocolate covered boobies Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com

I have not and I hope not to. I was friends with one person in this sport who did, but I was not there to witness it. Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com

Happy Birthday Ashley!!! {{{Vibes}}} Congrats on turning 19, only 2 year until you can start buying for all the other minors Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com

Noooo!! I've been trying to convince myself that there was no jumping there at all this weekend... Now you've ruined me... Oh well, I guess I'll just sit here and mope until the weekend comes.. Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com

OK, this has gone far enough, you've crossed a line here and offended me with the word "moderate." WTF??? In before the lock Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com

Yup, and Mayan's were Jews too.... Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com

l'chaim ha'aich shelee (wow, transliterations are hard) Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com

Well, Jesus (or Haysoos for the blue folk) was a Jew, and I'm a jew too! Hey, I'm a poet and I didn't event know it I was... Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com

ROTFLMAO!!!! Wow, I was not expecting that one, the dogs just looked at me funny Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com

Like this.... Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com

Well hopefully the child is too young to remember this incident. I can't imagine what it will be like to grow up with both parents in jail, one of them for locking you in the trunk... Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com

Bwahahaha!! (apologies if I have offended anyone by laughing at a depiction of Jesus but seriously, did you see that picture?) Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com

Clicky Wow, it's amazing she was ok after 40 minutes then... Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com

Guess we'll just have to examine them real close then... Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com

I guess that will end the debate on how big her boobs really are... Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com

Maybe she could have let the 3-year-old in instead of her and locked herself in the trunk... Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com

Come on Ivan, don't all prisons have the 6 and under play pen like at McDonalds? As I said though, the woman just should have planned ahead and not made such a stupid decision when she realized the situation she was in. Let's hope that child welfare can do better for her. Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com

She was three and I hadn't thought of legalities of leaving her in the back seat. I guess either plan ahead and get her on "the list" or leave when you find out she can't go in. I think it's pretty silly that the guards would not let a 3-year-old in, but rules are rules. I don't think TSA would let a 3-year-old through security without a boarding pass either. Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com

Agreed, but tell the kid to stay in the car, don't lock her in the trunk. Or better yet, as Lummy said, don't bring her. Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com

Yeah, I can't believe that. She's visiting her husband at a state prison, locks her kid in the trunk and ends up in a county prison. At least the girl was alright, hopefully she'll turn out better than her parents... Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com

http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/08/04/girl.in.trunk.ap/index.html HUNTINGDON, Pennsylvania (AP) -- A woman who locked her 3-year-old daughter in the trunk of a car while she visited her husband in prison has been charged with endangerment. Tammy Denise Swittenburg-Edwards, 31, was arrested Saturday at a state prison about 95 miles east of Pittsburgh after prison guards heard crying and yelling from the vehicle and found the girl in the trunk, state police said. Swittenburg-Edwards apparently locked her in after prison officials refused the child's entry because she wasn't on a visitor's list, state police said. The girl was in the trunk for about 40 minutes while Swittenburg-Edwards visited her husband, state police said. The child wasn't injured. Swittenburg-Edwards was charged with attempted aggravated assault and endangerment, and is being held in the Huntingdon County Prison. The girl was turned over to child welfare officials. Swittenburg-Edwards did not have a listed phone number and it was unclear if she had an attorney. Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com

Just thought I'd share some of my favorites: -Jack Handey ahhh, there's too many of them, gotta stop... Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com