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Everything posted by mjosparky
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How do I take a link or another web site and make it a "clicky". Have it say something other then the web site address. I hope this makes sense. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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Early ram air canopy history... technical paper
mjosparky replied to pilotdave's topic in Skydiving History & Trivia
Thanks Dave, I will try and order it. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals -
"Rounds malfunction more often than squares" - do they?
mjosparky replied to pchapman's topic in Gear and Rigging
Two things, the deployment device of a round canopy is to stage deployment and reduce snatch force. Rounds have an inherent malfunction rate. It has to do with loading the lines at a different time. Unless you can load all the lines at the same time a round wants to invert. Ram air canopies have a 99.9% reliability rate. The data to support this is at China Lake. There is a "man-capable reserve" that uses a slider. It is called the Thin Pack or Dura Pack. It is manufactured by Simula and was developed for the Navy to replace their air crew systems. It was TSO'ed under TSO-C23c and I did the live test jumps on it. The slider concept on rounds has been around since the late 40's Sparky AERO Manager, Air Drop Division, Ret. Simula site. http://www.simula.com/personnel/ My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals -
Re: [Michele] JFTC ladies, please check in!
mjosparky replied to MakeItHappen's topic in Speakers Corner
Jan, There are women taking an active role in producing this calendar that have gone through these"these life-altering changes". And they may be "mad as hell about what has happened to them". But then I have no idea how they fell and neither do you. You can't speak for these women anymore than I can. In fact, as a cancer survivor, I may be able to speak for them where you can't. No one is trying to degrade or belittle women, hell this whole project is being produced and directed by women for the benefit of women. Please give it a chance, you may be surprised. My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals -
My bad, that is the first Westwind I have seen that was a taildragger. And JetA is just glorified kerosene. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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Hmm I am not on any.. think that could be my problem,.Sparky?? That was just a wild ass guess, not a personal attack. Really. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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Use two sections of heat shrink and you will have a neater tool. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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Early ram air canopy history... technical paper
mjosparky replied to pilotdave's topic in Skydiving History & Trivia
Dave, Where did you find this great piece of history? I would like to get a copy of the complete paper. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals -
Akido, just long enough to get killed if I ever tried to defend myself with it. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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Jeanne, You are a sick puppy and should really stay on your medication. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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Everyone be Safe this weekend!
mjosparky replied to Designer's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Thank you, will try. My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals -
Pop quiz my fellow skydivers
mjosparky replied to JENi4MYERS's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Who are you? My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals -
Should I sue/ What do you think?
mjosparky replied to dubbayab's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
If they act like trolls I will call them trolls. Read Remster's link. He new what he had when he started this tread. He was trying to see what kind of reaction his post would stir up. Michael Owens You are right, people who piss me off are not Trolls. But Trolls piss me off. My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals -
Should I sue/ What do you think?
mjosparky replied to dubbayab's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I think you are a TROLL. Your way of handling this pisses me off. I hope you don't plan on asking for advise on this forum again. My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals -
Mick is right. the fold back is to keep the lag strap from passing through the adapter. Get it changed before jumping it again. Dom can handle it for you. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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I always did have trouble holding a job. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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I think I'll call regular rubber bands plain ol bag lock bands....as those are the only things I saw cause a bag lock.... In 28+ years I have yet to see a bag log caused by stow bands. A hand deploy P/C produces over 100 pounds of drag. Take any type of stow band you want, double it and see if you can pick up 100 pounds with it. As Cliff posted, your reserve has locking stows made of 1/8" shock cord. Any bag lock I have seen was caused by the lines looping around the bag or a remaining stow. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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Hummmmm! Where have I heard that before. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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If you forge it you are lying. That makes you a liar. Simple. How else could you look at it? Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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Should I sue/ What do you think?
mjosparky replied to dubbayab's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
then the container either A: was so old that the label came off which voids the TSO B: had the label cut off, which also voids the TSO C: never had a label so was never TSO'd or it does have the label but isnt smacking you in the face The orange label is not a TSO label, it is a warning label developed by PIA. The TSO label on a H/C is usually found on one of the reserve risers. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals -
Should I sue/ What do you think?
mjosparky replied to dubbayab's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
First of all, I am very sorry about your wife's injuries. I hope her recovery is speedy with out complications. If you could explain what "contrived malfunction" means. Also not sure what you mean by "her cutaway system failed". Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals -
Go to "Logbook Del" and press and hold "mode". While holding "mode", press "set" and keep it pressed while the display counts down form "500" to "0". 2 beeps will sound when the unit has deleted the logbook. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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Mike, Thanks for this bit of info. I know I had never thought dropping the rig would cause that problem. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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Just out of interest, what proportion of the ripcords you make fail the test and get binned. Is this a common tests for manufacturers to do, or is my next rig going to be a vector TSO-C23d (AS8015B) require that every reserve activation devise (ripcord) be tested to this standard. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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My one and only base. I screwed the exit big time. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals