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  1. Wieners and wine. Boy, you sure have been frisky of late! I know, right?? I blame boredom. I thought it was because you got something reallllllly neat for Xmas. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  2. http://www.skydivenrg.com/ weird, huh ? What's weird is they have an opossum that creaks. It’s an old opossum. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  3. Not sure how you conduct yourself in the real world but your behavior on the net sucks. Two things have been established: you tell lies on a regular basis and you try and pass your opinions off as fact. When you get called out on this you dance around and refuse to face the issue. You respond with a full page of crap that might make you feel like a big man but in reality just makes you look foolish. You’re not an experienced skydiver have never been a skydiver and will never be a skydiver. Like Jim said, why? You spend a great deal of time posting your drivel and what do you get out it? Your life must be pretty bad if you need this to feel good about yourself. You guys do whatever you want but I am done with him. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  4. Freezing point of pure water = 0C or 32F -40C is 40 Celsius degrees below 0C (or 32F) 40 Celsius degrees = (9/5)*40 = 72F degrees below 0C or 32F = (32 - 72)F = -40F QED This leads to a nice symmetrical conversion: To convert F to C: add 40 multiply by 5/9 subtract 40 To convert C to F: add 40 multiply by 9/5 subtract 40 Example: 100C = ?F 100 + 40 = 140 140*(9/5) = 252 252 - 40 = 212 My head hurts. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  5. 91.13 Careless or reckless operation. (a) Aircraft operations for the purpose of air navigation. No person may operate an aircraft in a careless or reckless manner so as to endanger the life or property of another. (b) Aircraft operations other than for the purpose of air navigation. No person may operate an aircraft, other than for the purpose of air navigation, on any part of the surface of an airport used by aircraft for air commerce (including areas used by those aircraft for receiving or discharging persons or cargo), in a careless or reckless manner so as to endanger the life or property of another. 91.119 Minimum safe altitudes: General. Except when necessary for takeoff or landing, no person may operate an aircraft below the following altitudes: (a) Anywhere. An altitude allowing, if a power unit fails, an emergency landing without undue hazard to persons or property on the surface. (b) Over congested areas. Over any congested area of a city, town, or settlement, or over any open air assembly of persons, an altitude of 1,000 feet above the highest obstacle within a horizontal radius of 2,000 feet of the aircraft. (c) Over other than congested areas. An altitude of 500 feet above the surface, except over open water or sparsely populated areas. In those cases, the aircraft may not be operated closer than 500 feet to any person, vessel, vehicle, or structure. (d) Helicopters, powered parachutes, and weight-shift-control aircraft. If the operation is conducted without hazard to persons or property on the surface— (1) A helicopter may be operated at less than the minimums prescribed in paragraph (b) or (c) of this section, provided each person operating the helicopter complies with any routes or altitudes specifically prescribed for helicopters by the FAA; and (2) A powered parachute or weight-shift-control aircraft may be operated at less than the minimums prescribed in paragraph (c) of this section. This is all I can come up with....I am sure there's more. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  6. Congratulations to both of you. If it turns out you owe Pimp fees, I will pay them for you. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  7. Made up words that don’t mean shit. misandry, minger, ashley, bazinga, gooch, ursh. And “carbon footprint”. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  8. She's not cheating with you is she? That's a tough call. I did it once back in the day and got knocked on my ass. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  9. A blond smiley with an "eyeroll". Yea that would work.
  10. Boobies my man, boobies. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  11. Try this. Sparky http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=fighter+plane+nap+of+the+earth&sm=12 My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  12. Will you take a check? Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  13. You can fly any aircraft you want without a med. of any kind. Just don’t get caught. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  14. Damn....That is some hot wood work.
  15. A blond smiley with an "eyeroll". Yea that would work.
  16. Not....A Navy Corpsman. We were the adult supervision. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  17. One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny. The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!" Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  18. Zero. It's not too late to change your score.
  19. A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'
  20. A double “brake fire” is not a problem, the canopy will fly straight. If they came loose before the canopy opened then you would have a problem. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  21. It is never a good idea to buy odd ball canopies or any odd ball gear. They have no history of performance, flight characteristics and just finding tec. specs. on them is a problem. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  22. I think we have seen the last of Mr. Skydiver. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  23. The Mirage and the Infinity have a proven track record which is something to consider. Whichever rig you do decide on avoid over packing or under packing it. Stay within the manufactures guide lines. They are there for a reason. If you do some research I don’t think you will find a container that will accept a 120 and still fit a 170. Just some things to think about. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  24. That doesn’t make it the smart thing to do. There is a reason they are sold as “watches”. While they may do many things other than tell time they do not do them well. Choose your gear for function not for fashion. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  25. Sticks, also known as groups. "Groups per pass". Yea, what he said. ^^^^ Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals